There are a ton in this movie. a TON

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/reviews /389274/1

People are calling each other out, people are asking why it has awards and frontpage and there are over 80 pages.

I'd link specific pages, but since it's front paged they are rollin gin too quick and it'll just change anyway.

Go nuts.

At 7/24/07 09:22 PM, EagleRock wrote:

ANYWAY... I still couldn't pass inspection because of some check engine light due to my thermostat. That's a warrantee item, though and I'm going in Thursday to get that cleared up with Scion, so that's make me legal. Finally.

AFTER ALL THAT!!! That is fucking hilarious.

Yeah, no kidding. What kinda pisses me of is it's a 2005 and it's here failing inspection. that is some BULLshit.

At 7/24/07 09:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/21/07 11:56 AM, RSQViper wrote: This is from Adam Phillip's Blog:
"I added a few extra scenes to part B (hence the little incomplete bit on the graph) and I imagine I'll be tweaking and adding bits to part C as I go. For this reason, the July 22 deadline is looking unlikely. Before you kill me though, just think.. if you kill me it'll never get done! Besides, you can't kill me.. I have a mouth to feed!"

Aaw, that means it's not here yet :(

Yup, not here yet. And with my luck he'll release the same day I do. I always have luck like that. release the same day as Blockhead once and the same day as Legend of Khail. DAMMIT!

As for B/P I got a little, tiny bit done today. Like 5 or 6.

I had to go get my car inspected (Yeah, it's only like 7 months overdue) and those a-holes tried telling me my muffler was aftermarket and it was too loud. Needless to say the muffler was an OPTION from Scion, bought IN THIS STATE and was certainly not too loud. At all. Then one of the guys there basically tried telling me I was a liar and it was aftermarket and I got right in his sorry-ass face because nobody calls me a liar because I just don't lie - FUCK THAT.

Then another dude came over and was like "yeah, this is an option" he revved the engine and said "That's not too loud." Good thing he came, too or there would have been auto repairman goo all over the place because that other guy was about to get jacked up.

ANYWAY... I still couldn't pass inspection because of some check engine light due to my thermostat. That's a warrantee item, though and I'm going in Thursday to get that cleared up with Scion, so that's make me legal. Finally.

I always put that stuff off, I swear.

Oh, and I vacuumed my car out. I just did that too, oh... 20,000 miles or so ago. It was a mess.

At 7/24/07 03:06 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Ok, I would like to know.... why am I not on the list?

Cause I have been in the Elite Guard Barrack for a while now... and I think its just unfair that you guys don't add me to the list...

Seriously didn't anybody realize I have been posting here for a while?

I would like it if you guys could possibly add me and send the list again... or maybe just add me for the next time...

cause that is seriously disappointing for me...

Seriously, it's most likely just an oversight and not really worth getting into a tizzy over. Best way for people to handle this is just say something and not sound like they are seriously offended or disappointed.

It isn't "unfair", it's a human error and it happens.

Remember, the folks that do this update give up their free time (we're talking hours) on it and it's easy to overlook someone by accident. Just be more... cool about it next time.

For those of you who missed the poll the RSQ POLL question was "What is your favorite song in the audio portal? Please provide a link."

I don't really have a favourite, I just listen to things at random when I am in there (which is rare). I tend to prefer the classical music, and especially piano as I used to play. Sorry, no links :(

Yeah, I don't have fav's saved except for one right now since it's a new feature, but I'll be sure to start saving them. FOR SURE!

At 7/24/07 01:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Goddamn it, it looks like the blam animation is no more.

I noticed that the other day- hopefully they are just coming up with new ones, and haven't set them up yet. I'm going to miss the old protect movie though :(.

No fret! You can swatch it on your own time Right HERE!!! Yay!!! (although you probably already knew that)

At 7/24/07 01:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Goddamn it, it looks like the blam animation is no more. I just finished off a UJ flash, and all I got was this. :-(

WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

I was wondering about that... THAT SUCKS! They need to either add it back in, or get a new one.

*saddened*

At 7/23/07 11:43 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Well, I'm -100 b/p from hitting EGP again, *sigh* if only this damned redesign hadn't happened I wouldn't be in this position! * goes on and on until someone says "WE GET THE POINT ALREADY, MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE!" *

Very cool that you're close to being "in" again. =)

At 7/23/07 10:09 PM, EagleRock wrote: After a second or two, he spit it out and started choking.

Wonder what caused that... Seems like the mess's food is rather unsatifacory or a new 'grade D' type of food. Either that or Dark is faking it to scare us...

~
My thought right away was that he was screwing with everybody.
I want a gun in the story already! I want to KILL KILL KILL!!! hehe

Some good answers to the poll so far, folks. I'll give all those a listen when I get home. =)

For those of you who missed the poll the RSQ POLL question was "What is your favorite song in the audio portal? Please provide a link."

And for those of you who don't go there, you're missing out on a very awesome part of NG. You can even add favorites over there now which is awesome and the MP3 player they have now rocks!

~RSQ out

Ah, another chapter.

It wasn't bad like you said it was. It was quite interesting. Starting to see some new members that are there and get some personality into the mix.

Nicely done yet again.

And now....

RSQ POLL
Q. What's your favorite song in the audio portal? Please link it.

You have been polled.

Great update! Awesome to see we'll be getting them once a week now and the duty will be shared.

I can't believe how little B/P I get a week. barely over 200. Bleh. But, screw it. I have almost no free time to just B/P. Most of my free time is working on Flash, going out with my girlfriend or playing with my dog. But, at least I am still making some progress. =)

And I'll definitely keep my eyes open for Chapter 2, EagleRock.

Hmmm...

Ah, yes. The Flash I'm working on (You Love This Movie). I was working on an action scene today and for any of you who have ever watched my Flash before, you may know that I have never done an all-out action scene, so this one has been challenging. Just the pure logistics of it is a challenge as I'm going to kill 15 things in seccession in about... oh, 30 seconds. But, so far, so good. I'm interested to see how it turns out.

Well, RSQ out for now. (Oh, look for another RSQ Poll sometime later today or tomorrow)

Cha CHING!

The plot thickens.

A fine chapter, EagleRock.

Now I'm off to bed.

I read the prologue, EagleRock. SO far, very good read. I look forward to more. =)

Also, was KK Day a total bust or what? When I was around I saw nothing out of the ordinary. Granted, I wasn't around much at all yesterday, but still... I thought I'd see SOMETHING.

At 7/22/07 05:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: No Waterlollies yet?

C'mon Adam Philips, you genius bastard, don't let us down...

If you read his blog in his site, it's in delay because he's adding scenes.

At 7/21/07 08:47 AM, Coop83 wrote:

2) David Firth says on his userpage that Salad Fingers 8 is complete and due to be released soon. :-D

Wow, that and Waterlollies (Adam Phillips' latest Brackenwood offering) scheduled to be released in the next few days, we're up for a decent showcase of flash movies :)

This is from Adam Phillip's Blog:
"I added a few extra scenes to part B (hence the little incomplete bit on the graph) and I imagine I'll be tweaking and adding bits to part C as I go. For this reason, the July 22 deadline is looking unlikely. Before you kill me though, just think.. if you kill me it'll never get done! Besides, you can't kill me.. I have a mouth to feed!"

At 7/21/07 11:09 AM, Major-punk wrote:

At 7/19/07 11:10 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Well, I'd rather keep it to the Elite Guard, but if I do take in anyone, it'd probably be from the NGPD. Another thing to consider is that there are tons of Elite Guards that are not active but have been integral to the Barracks, like Major_punk for example. So, I'm sure I'll get as many as I need. I have 14 already, too...

Looks like we'll be waiting a bit longer.

Hey thanks, and yeah I do need to post more. It's just a bit hard getting your foot in the door.

Although I don't play counter-strike, ever. I'll try not to sound too much like a noob. =P

Primary weapon: Rocket Launcher
Secondary weapon: Desert Eagle .50 AE
Playing style: Grenadier
Info: Tends to be one of the first to enter a building, throws in a couple grenades, stuns the enemy, provides distractions and backs out to let others get the kill. Uses as much time as possible formulating plans and developing a strategy. (maybe too much time).

AH! AH! AH! You're trying to do what I did in which I was quickly blocked. :( But you are a lot like my playing style. We should blow shit up together some day.

Or blow each other up.

At 7/20/07 02:26 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 7/20/07 12:01 PM, RSQViper wrote: I can't believe you can't use a RL, though. dammit. That's the main way I play these type games.

And what kinda' shooter doesn't have one!?! I call foul on CS!

The way the game is made, it would make it way overpowered. Like I said, you'll see it works just fine with how I'll integrate you in the plot.

Ah, it's cool. I just love my launchers of fiery death. I trust the sniper's good, I just never played CS before.

On a happy note I was able to upload my crappy signature pic! It's crappy on purpose.

Somewhat.

At 7/20/07 01:54 AM, RSQViper wrote: So, I would be as follows:
1) Primary: Rocket Launcher

There's no rocket launchers in the game. The list of weapons is here.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
*breathe*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

If you're looking for a weapon that is pure power, you might want to look at the pump shotty (stopping power of a tank), the P50 (pure bullet-spraying goodness), or the AWM/AWP (one-shot kill heaven of a sniper rifle). If you're a team player that likes to stay distanced slightly for backup and for not hurting everyone else, the AWP would be a good choice, as you can use that when the time is right and use your pistol while in motion. Though, if you want to have your primary weapon at your disposal at all times, the P50 would be good, or even the M249 machine gun.

2) USP
3) Team Player
4) Although a Team Player, I stay somewhat distanced from the team as if someone is close when a rocket goes off, bad things can happen. I'm always within ear shot and sight, though as heavy weapons are mainly for support in taking out the sheltered troops or big targets. I'm deadly with my pistol, of course and if someone gets tooc lose, they're toast.

All the rest sounds really good, as this is a character that will help the story along. If you do go with the AWP, I might suggest a pistol upgrade to a Desert Eagle. There are people that use the deagle in place of a primary gun...and still win.

Fine, then. AWP and Desert Eagle.

I can't believe you can't use a RL, though. dammit. That's the main way I play these type games.

And what kinda' shooter doesn't have one!?! I call foul on CS!

At 7/20/07 01:59 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: I posted this the night before the redesign so noone really payed any attention to it(for obvious reasons) or gave me any feedback to my question. Anyways this happened to me about a year ago on the Flash portal .

One night (after work) ,so I'd say at about 10:00 pm PST , I logged onto Newgrounds to see what flashes were under judgement and to vote on them. Yet when the portal popped up on my screen, there were about 30 flashes under judgement, and they were all from the Clock Crew. After watching and voting on them I was puzzled because each submission was just a screen saying, " JOIN THE CLOCK CREW", and " THE CLOCK CREW IS WATCHING YOU". Yet the two sayings were portayed differently on each flash, like Claymation, 3-D, etc. After that night I never saw anything like that hit the portal again. Now my question is: Has anyone here ever seen this occur in the portal?

*Salutes*

I will have to say I have never seen this happen. Certainly not to the extent of that many Flashes.

Once in a while I see crews get 10 or so out in a day, but it's rare. And to that extent, I doubt that it would happen that much at all. Plus, it may very well have not even been clocks since tehre are so many fake clocks out there.

At 7/19/07 12:24 PM, EagleRock wrote:

If you want to be part of the story, I'll need you to choose the following for your character:
1) A primary weapon (SMG, Rifle, etc.)
2) A secondary weapon (Pistol)
3) A playing style
4) A small paragraph to describe your playing style (optional)

Ok, don't kill me, but the way I usually play is with a heavy weapon. I'm talking rocket launcher here, folks. RSQ don't play if there isn't one. I love the heavy stuff. Gimme rocket launchers. I love them. Plus I don't play CS ever. Never have.

So, I would be as follows:
1) Primary: Rocket Launcher
2) USP
3) Team Player
4) Although a Team Player, I stay somewhat distanced from the team as if someone is close when a rocket goes off, bad things can happen. I'm always within ear shot and sight, though as heavy weapons are mainly for support in taking out the sheltered troops or big targets. I'm deadly with my pistol, of course and if someone gets tooc lose, they're toast.

At 7/18/07 07:59 AM, iscrulz wrote: Sadly since the redesign my masked 3rd party has left. More detials on the weekend about the future of this project stay tuned, thank you once and all.

I was wondering about that when I saw how the new system worked.

Yeah, I still ike Elite Guard. I mean, whether it's our name or not we're still the Elite Guard of the portal.

Yes?

Yes.

Yo! Looks like they fixed this site up a bit more as I am now seeing it correctly from work. I couldn't post or anything just a few hours ago.

Man, this place is beautiful. I can even see my mainpage of rsqviper.newgrounds.com from here now! It would be cool if you guys/gals checked it out. I did a news update that went to frontpage with a nice little update-e-poo of my 2 upcoming projects.

Sure would be nice if the rest of this site wasn't blocked from here. =( Now I actually have to WORK! dammit...

At 7/18/07 10:09 PM, TheThing wrote: ??

!!!!

Nicely done so far, Tom and crew.

My FAVS
The user pages!!!! I love them!
More icons and signatures and personalization options.
Artist News. Even though there will be a flood of it, it's great we can all get news out there.
The return of NG BYTESIZE.
Portal Submission NEW REVIEW notification
These sweet-ass smileys (and the mad one when you hover over it...)
New Movie:Game ratio on the Frontpage
Audio on the Front Page!
Some of the new icons are sweet

My non Favs
I miss the sound voting used to make.
NG Mag... same (I know it's coming, but i was looking forward to this upgrade)
Some of the new icons are pretty lame
I miss the Elite Guard Ranks in B/P.
The Flash Portal Under Judgment movies do not grey out the name when you've seen it. Nothing UJ does, but they will when they come out of UJ.

That's about it. I love the whole new look of the site. It's very clean and flashy. I definitely miss some things though. Overall awesome job so far. I know there's more to come, still.

Well, I'm home and checking out the site. So far, very pretty. Lots of shiny things!

I noticed we can upload a 46X46 in our profiles. It says it'll show up next to our posts? I would imagine that means on the frontpage, eh? ANyway, I tried and it is insisting my GIF is seethru which it is not, so that's annoying.

I also checked out that hovering your mouse over mad icon. haha, very funny.

Oooo... "Clear Form" is in a bad spot.

At 7/17/07 07:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: This is indeed very awesome, although the typing lag sucks. But I'm sure that will get fixed soon...poor NG team is going to have to iron out lots of bugs, since they re-coded the whole damn site.

Until then, I advise typing in notepad and copy/pasting it into the BBS, heh. :-D

This is what I am doing. The lag is pretty awful in the typing.

Also, I notice that the kiddies figured out they can all post news... Can't say that isn't annoying.

A nice 3 day ban for the folks doing that is probably in order.

At 7/16/07 05:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Although it is a decent Flash at best, I don't feel any of those fuckers that make those Flashes ever deserve a score better than a 3.0, ever for anything. They make Newgrounds a less respectable site with the way they treat this place as their personal urinal and their total disrespect for the portal system.

I was under the funny impression that the whole point of the Elite Guard Barracks was to vote on every submission fairly, based on its content and not the person or organizations behind its creation.

Well, I see it as "You reap what you sew".
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As for this redesign, I still can%u2019t see much of it since I am at work so I%u2019ll check it out more when I get home.

What I can see, is I have the lame pipe which hopefully won%u2019t last long. Not sure I like that the avatars are bigger, either%u2026 I do like some of the other sexy avatars, like that crooked knife. The nun chucks are sweet as well and I need to decide if I want a new color background since there are some more options. The pipe wrench looks totally awesome!

I like the profile, but I can%u2019t add a message from work which is pretty dumb, so I%u2019ll do that later, too.

And%u2026 I%u2019m a corporal now. That sucks. How do all the new levels work now anyways? I also wonder about the EGB now that this is different.

Also, typing SUCKS! I am writing this in Word now and I%u2019ll have to copy/paste. I sure as hell hope that works. (It did)

And.. I won%u2019t get to deposit today since I don%u2019t get home from work until after midnight. :(

Well, shit, man. If this is true (an I hope it is) how old is this chick if she's a counselor and YOU'RE a boyscout?!?!? Sounds like some very fucked-up shit is going on there.

I mean, if she'd over 18 it's basically illegal.

But damn good for you, man. Damn good for you.

At 7/15/07 10:49 PM, HappyBull wrote: STOLEN: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/388308
ORIGINAL: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/bes t-weekend-web.php

Yup, I just saw that and whistled it myself.

At 7/15/07 07:40 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Red Sox win.
Cubs lose.
Yankees lose.

I DIDN'T GET EVEN ONE THING TODAY. I BATTED 0 FOR 4!!! WHAT THE HELLLLlllllllllll.............. (sob)

Yeah, I hope for the 1st and 3rd thing on your list there and I didn't get them. The BlueJays ALWAYS play the Red Sox well, and I can't say I'm upset they're leaving town. Plus they're playing the Yankees next, so they can beat each other up while the Sox (hopefully) sweep the lowly Royals.

Of course... I thought that last year. Then the Royals swept their asses. But that is NOT happening this year, dammit!

At 7/15/07 03:02 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

I just got my next rank, Elite Guard Sergeant Major. Next stop, the golden ranks!

Hey, congrats to you. I'll be there some day...

At 7/15/07 04:15 PM, SilentSoldier wrote: In other news, The Portal was very busy yesterday, in my opinion, at one time there were over 20 flashes under judgement at once, so I had quite a good day when it came to B/P points. Also I have noticed that at night the portal gets some what slow after hours, which isn't exactly bad, but that's usually the only time I have to continiously guard the portal. Any one else notice this?

Yeah, yesterday there were at least 20 flashes UJ at times. Sometimes more.

Also, I notice at night the portal slows down as well and it's very common since most of NG territory is after midnight so less people are awake and submitting. Also less are voting.

At 7/14/07 09:25 PM, LinaKimura wrote: I understand that some people don't like them, but this flash should have a higher score than it does, in my opinion.

I'd guess that a lot of people zero'ed simply because of who made it and the title.

Although it is a decent Flash at best, I don't feel any of those fuckers that make those Flashes ever deserve a score better than a 3.0, ever for anything. They make Newgrounds a less respectable site with the way they treat this place as their personal urinal and their total disrespect for the portal system.

If they used their Flash ability to better this place ALL THE TIME, then they would be a welcome site, but instead they are fuck 'tards looking to expand their e-go through malicious content.

Fuck them.

Other news:

I enjoyed all the RSQ Poll answers so far. Saw some cool things I hadn't seen yet, some I already have, but they're still cool.

Also, I am not a LVL 12 with my spiky glove of DOOM!!! (echo doom a few times for effect)

Been B/Ping pretty damn well for myself the last couple days. #879 B/P Rank now. Not getting many Blam points as too much total crap is making it thru the portal. Oh, well. I'll vote 0 on the shit even if others are too weak or stupid to do so.

At 7/14/07 02:33 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/14/07 02:15 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: What Happened to EagleRock, how come he doesn't post anymore?

Marriage.

He's enjoying something most of us will never get.

Or if we do get it, not often. :-(

What's that? Being bossed around? I can do without it. =p

At 7/13/07 07:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/13/07 07:36 PM, RSQViper wrote: The RSQ EGB POLL!
Q. What is your single MOST favorite Flash on Newgrounds and why? Please provide a link.

Favorite movie: Bunnykill Volume 3, Part 2. Giant cyborgs and machine guns and lightsabers and shit. Awesome stuff.

I just checked it out and this was a damn fun movie to watch. I was a bit disappointed we never saw Smoke do whatever he was doing in the back scenes though...

Favorite game: Bunker.

I just played this and it found its way onto my favorite list. This game was a lot of fun.

At 7/13/07 08:38 PM, Sentio wrote: My favourite flash has always been There She Is! and was one of the first movies I saw on the site. A combination of humour, great graphics, perfect music, and just total cuteness is as good as it can get for me (except for the sequel maybe!).

I had to check your profile after reading that.

Gender: Male

Ok, just checking.

=p

My favourite game is probably Bowmaster Prelude, I wasted an entire week playing that when it first entered the portal, eventually completing it.

Oooh.... I love these games. Never played this one.

At 7/13/07 11:55 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lolwow.

Fucking dark, heh. (Baby Smashers)

Yeah it sure as hell is. If found the Easter Egg, too which goes into more depth as to why he made it.

To answer my own question I would have to say Arfen House Teh Movie 6 is my favorite on the site. It just made me laugh so damn much and it's actually animated very well. A close second is NSFW's "The Miracle" which features The King and IT getting busy. Great for a laugh (well, a lot of them).

Favorite game is easily Galactic Gravity Golf . I spent a shit-load of time playing this one and I never get tired of it.
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Also, I just put on a nice, spikey glove which, if I may say so, looks damn sexy on me.