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epic boss battles, maybe upgradeable combos, and maybe multi characters, each one having their own weapon (i know some people said no swords... why not have a character with just a sword, just magic, just an axe, shit like that), fighting style, stats with pros and cons, things like that (i'm a fan of very complex games)... or maybe have a developing character, one whose path you can choose along the way... like i said before, im a fan of involved game play, why not have like a vast map system? (im sure that would probs require too much work, but hey, it is an idea)

On a side note, staying friends with the opposite sex and then actually committing to a relationship with someone else can have the potential to make things complicated, again due to society.

yeah, i guess you are right, it just seems like many people only care about being in the friend zone because that means they wont have sex... thats not all there is in life

At 2/5/11 06:44 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: If you get upset about being in the "Friend Zone," you don't see the other person as anything other than someone to use for sexual gratification. Good job, faggot.

there is much truth in this statement

not every girl is gonna be the right one... if you feel like you are becoming more friends then something else, then stay friends and look for someone else or stick with it and see what happens... either way, as long as u dont fuck it up, ull get a friend out of it

The Dread Pirate Roberts (yes, i know i stole it from a gay movie, whatevs, and yes that really is my last name)

Guy: Whats wrong?
Girl: (brief pause)
Guy: Come on, tell me whats wrong.
Girl: (another brief pause)... No

join a health center and become a fitness nut?

the fact that you are having newgrounds decide for you blows my mind... if the pain really was that bad, go to a doctor, better being safe than sorry... also, check your pulse

in prison, you will get shanked

go for it, u've got nothin to lose... if you're good, great... if not? well, there are a lot of other sports out there

reality shatters... its the same as dividing by 0

trust me, you're better off not telling her, that just fucks things up and pushes her away... just be her friend and be there for her when shit hits the fan

a.) the manwhore does exist

b.) not all girls are both hot and sluts... there are a lot of ugly sluts out there, and most guys (keyword most) want no part of them

my dick is two inches..... from touching the floor

At 2/4/11 03:12 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: An article I read from 2009 suggests that the note you have would be worth about 300 US dollars.

thats just ridiculous

HOW DARE YOU KILL THOSE POOR CREATURES YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!

... in reality, animals aren't too bright, so you're not that much of an asshole

At 2/4/11 03:22 PM, pupuhugr wrote: Does anyone else have huge, unneeded, gag reflexes when they brush their tongue? I mean, some mornings its not that bad, but others I can barely clean the fucking thing without wanting to throw the hell up. Annoying.

a small mind trick that might help you out... tap your temple ten times before you put anything near your throat, that should stop the gag reflex (while its scientifically proven that this doesnt do anything, you would actually be surprised how many people it actually works on because, in their mind, they truly believe it works)

education can potentially allow you to speak on a wider range of topics since you don't normally encounter every fact you learned in school in everyday, but i believe it's more about how you use what you know... some of the smartest i have met, or who i believed to smart, haven't gone to college... so in the end, it depends on what you consider to be smart or intelligent, i guess... is it knowing a shit ton of facts? being able to effectively use the information you have in any given situation (street smarts)? or a combo of both?

just donkey punch each other... thats a sign of love and affection last time i checked

At 2/4/11 10:08 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: random 10 from my fap folder

well played sir, well played

tiger wood's ex was pretty fuckin hot

just talk to her, find shit out about her, ask her if she would want to hang out, pretty simple, and seem interested in her, dont constantly talk or brag about urself... unless you want to take the heads on approach and just smack her and say "bitch! you are mine now" that works too occasionally

What does a robot eat for its birthday?" asked Al. Obama cringed yet stared shitting a midget because Adolf Hitler's butt was crawling with Jewish syphilis. And suddenly lesbians appeared!
"Fire the cannons, bitches!"
Adolf played with his pale wrinkly affidavit as Asian businessmen filed reports on Zen-Buddhism.
"You are a moron." said Bob, right after a vigorous morning swim in a shark-filled Iranian bank that's frozen.

"Whatever man I'm just keepin' it realer than a cake in a dirty hospital."

Bob smirked. "Silly lady, tricks are for my sock puppets!"

With diabetes, comes great ass cancer and cake filled with human hands and responsibility.

"Yo, Bobby," spurted an Asian businessman, "I gotta shit now."

Feces exploded while he reminisced about last night, and its stench lingered for hours. Clogged toilet made him only madder. The plunger was stuck tightly inside Al's round gauged ear. Hundreds of flies were exploding with pus-filled boners shooting democratic jews. The flies

So, I'm not a huge writer, but eventually I did want to write something, and I had an idea to make a first person diary, but in a different aspect. I haven't decided on a title yet, but basically it is going to be the diary of someone who believes that they are worthless and non-existent to everyone else, unknown basically; because he believes this, the character would be very down on himself, and his name would never be mentioned until he finally realizes that he actually matters to the world. I thought that this would be an interesting concept, to make the reader find out who this person is, why he is like this, and what he does to overcome (or not overcome) his problems. I was also thinking about putting diary entries from other characters in the story as well to contradict his beliefs of what other people think of him. My thought of doing this is to capture the problems that some of people, including myself, have gone through in life. I understand that I would have to balance out the shitty trials that he faces with success and victory because, last time I checked, nobody likes a reading depressing piece of shit, and i don't know of anyone who is that unlucky. It would be a current account (maybe weekly) of the progression of his life: whats going on in his school life, his home life, girls he are interested in, etc. Obviously, the character struggles with depression and is trying to find something about himself to be happy about, but he is too convinced that no one cares about him or believes in him.

Could I get some feedback on this? Is it not developed enough? too cliche? or just not interesting?

i teach a learn to row program to 7th and 8th graders twice a week free of charge, so i would like to think that this would make me less of a cunt, or maybe not a cunt at all, but others would beg to differ about that

At 2/3/11 08:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I wish I was fucking a cunt right now.

I think we all wish we were

At 2/3/11 07:06 PM, Ryanson wrote:

At 2/3/11 05:00 PM, rowkiller89 wrote: I hope you realize that Adam and Eve was just a creation story and isn't supposed to be taken literally...

So was the Big Bang, sweetness.

touche

I hope you realize that Adam and Eve was just a creation story and isn't supposed to be taken literally... unless you're either a.) a literalist, or b.) one sarcastic mother fucker... my guess is the latter of the two choices, but who knows?

I can't drink right now because im on dry season for my sport, but every once in a while i'll crack one open in the morning, it's quite refreshing... although, it would either blue moon or coors, i cant drink miller it tastes too much like water to me... its a good college party beer but thats about it

I'm from philly, so needless to say our crime rate is up there... i remember the one year we almost had as many murders as we had days in a year... our problem is over here some people dont care whether they shoot a cop or not... it's gotten pretty bad over the years... that being said, not all of philly is that bad

religion influences people to do things, and different religions calls for different practices, whether its making the sacraments, praying at certain times of the day, keeping kosher etc... while religion influences people, i don't think it having the world being atheist would make drastic changes, i.e. wars stopping... it is possible, and probable, that everyone's demeanor and morals would change... my faith taught me that killing people was wrong; i know my faith isn't always right, but without this, i believe i, and everyone in general, wouldn't know what was wrong at all, allowing people to do whatever they wanted... so i don't know if wars would stop, maybe they would, but what i've mentioned above sounds like a pretty shitty existence to me

At 2/2/11 04:06 PM, darksytze wrote:

:(mouthing off mr t and those other rejects can be very satisfying):

Your first mistake was mouthing off his greatness, Mr. T... i dont know what your second mistake was, but little kids are strange like that... i was really weird as a kid

i live in philly, and all the sidewalks are iced over, its safer to walk in the streets and even they are icey.. i love the snow but this snow and ice shit is trappin me at school and im really startin to get pissed off