Yes if shes sucking the blood out of my dick

Well atleast you know the bastard isnt harming anyone else

Noobs dont play guitar....they just dont or you get this

At 11/3/09 08:04 AM, djura1996 wrote: Just stick your hand into your jacket/pants pocket and say what's in it. I have a candy wrapper and some crumbs in mine.

I have the whole world in my hands

Girls+Boxers=Lesbian

At 11/1/09 01:03 AM, PureCarnage wrote: You know who I am talking about. You junkie you.

Why smoke weed when you can smoke crack.....

Wait what!?!?!

At 4/14/09 12:51 PM, BUTANE wrote: About 3 months ago, Mall Cop came out...basically, it looks like the same basic idea as Observe and Report, but since seth rogan is the star in Observe and Report, i have a feeling it is going to kick the shit out of Mall Cop.

Its the same fucking thing...except Mall Cop you could show to kids.

At 10/30/09 07:57 PM, Wegra wrote: Seriously It was so damn boring.

Thats because you go to boring school.....assuming atleast. I believe your is like the ones in the movies. Come to my school pep rally's are like a orgasm in your mouth

I didnt go trick or treating, i watched the Yankee game...and might i say...what a great game

At 10/31/09 11:12 PM, CaptainCock wrote: SAW I is better than the rest. Go see the first SAW.

The 1st of anything is always the best....better proven with the SAW movies

I was Tom Fulp and my brother was a 8 year old version of Wade

David Bowie on that list is just fucking stupid. He was an excellent artist..but i mean really.!

Isn't that some wrestler, because that looks so familiar

Maybe an overload you have going on. Try closing some things or maybe too many people on the site

I egged a whole block, then came inside and relaxed. Then my mom came home and bitched bitched and nagged nagged. Then i took a spaceship to Tom Fulps house where we drank Sam Adams watching the Yankee's win Game 3

True Story

Can i please say this guy is my hero

At 11/1/09 12:34 AM, rome-lherison wrote:

At 10/31/09 06:44 PM, yellowklayman wrote: how can i prank those kids coming at my door, any ideas

Pee on their faces
Say im going to PISS ON YOU

Oh did i forget this

At 10/31/09 06:44 PM, yellowklayman wrote: how can i prank those kids coming at my door, any ideas

Pee on their faces
Say im going to PISS ON YOU

My 1st is being named after me if its a boy..and my 2nd if i have one will be named lemor( my name backwards )

But if i have a girl...im so fucking screwed

Wait...what.

* Head explodes *

At 10/31/09 10:18 PM, Twilight wrote: I know a guy can suck his own dick if it's long enough without breaking their necks, I've seen it.

Does this not scare anyone else. Who knows people who can suck their own dick.

THIS IS NOT THE CLERKS MOVIE

Maybe the gayest greatest idea ever

He will be missed, im just mad some people are giving bad reviews on the Pimp game not knowing why it is front paged again.

At 10/19/09 05:57 PM, Diddy wrote: I heard it was your baby

His head exploded

At 9/16/09 05:34 PM, Koikii wrote: Wait... what?

Lol nice one

At 10/19/09 06:49 AM, Sawdust wrote: Is it because he's mexican?

I think its because that lil girls legs are open

I get asked alot because people just for fun call me white,a dn then they get curious and ask what race am i.

Im more amused by the fact your using IE8

I just saw this to. This kid is going to die :(