I first learned about NG kind of late in 2007, when I was playing Newgrounds Rumble on another site and wanted to find out who all the characters were. I've been visiting the site almost everyday since.

What I enjoy the most about the site? The whole indie-ness of it all. I've always hated the mainstream crap; music, clothes; tv shows, everything. NG is huge, and still isn't mainstream, which rocks.

If i had the site for a day, I would probably ask the users what they would do to make the site better (ironic, no?) since I'm not the best thinker.

As a relatively new user, I can't really say much about the older features. Though i hate all those ads on the side of the Homepage.

NOW WHERES MAH MAGICAL CHIKEN?

love ya jonas

HAVE... MY... BABAY

not all caps FTW.

Uniqua from the Backyardigans. What a little whore.

I'd like to submit

Time Time: Rewound, by joe-kangaroo Type: Game Rating: Ages 17+

the remake of another overlooked game,

Time time, by joe-kangaroo Type: Game Rating: Ages 17+

: so who likes my booty?

Im so pissed. I wake up, make breakfast, and right before I'm about to start eating it, I remember Its Yom Kippur. Waste cereal, eat cereal, waste cereal, eat cereal, waste cereal, eat cereal.

That was some good cereal.

Hmmm, you ever notice how your fingers look like tiny tadpoles vomiting out hippos? yeah.

At 9/27/09 09:19 PM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: He didn't say chocolate man, and there is no turtle.

screw the turtle!

Is it just me or is this clip from The Cleveland Show a Nameless Reference? at 00:18, Joe, a cripple, say "goodbye chocolate people" to Cleveland, a black man. Eh?

So how bou't that Web Soup.

Ugh I hate all of you gun fanatics. Get a life and stop overcompensating for your small penises.

I'd create original threads.

They plot world domination. Doomsday is coming.

Push. I don't really take long enough shits to do much else.

Digg a Digg, Digg a Dug.

Try pressing the off buttom/

I'd be that teacher you see in the halls but never see teaching...

I know, you're probably thinking "Some stupid 13 year old talking about some shitty band", but you gotta admit, this band really does rock. I Fight Dragons. They use modded Nintendo controllers to make chiptune music. What do you guys think?

Your cat's birthday? OMG OMG OMG I CANT WAIT.

Awwww, is someone trying to compensate for a small penis?

Whaaaaat?

You don't wanna know, Little Jimmy.

Seems cool. Downloaded it and love it! thanks chub!

At 9/20/09 07:15 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: What should I do with it?

No rape pls.

Force it to be your slave, doing all the tasks a grasshopper can.

The eyes seal the deal.

huh?

Have you been playing too much of Edmund's games?

Brought to you by Carl Jr.

Idiocracy reference FTW

At 9/13/09 07:42 AM, MrPaPeRBoX wrote: Im not such a good looking asian bitch here it goes....this shot was taken while on vacation. BB Gun competition....in china

Where's the shot-up bodies of protesters in that photo?

At 9/19/09 10:47 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/19/09 10:42 PM, rockyace42 wrote: The Allstate guy is hotter though.

DONT YOU MEAN...
THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA?!

GASP!!! WHY DIDNT WE SEE THIS BEFORE?

nobannotallcaps

At 9/19/09 10:38 PM, newgroundslover94 wrote: i only have 1 more days

good thing it wasn't a paper on grammar!

Grammar Nazi FTW.

The Allstate guy is hotter though.

Rawr.