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I actually chuckled, nice work OP/

At 2/23/11 02:14 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/23/11 01:48 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: I am P-Bot.

Won't happen twice, pal.

I had a 7 day ban when that happened. Biggest regret of my NG life. So many people will remember it and it will go down in NG history, but I won't be there.

I believe I am concuring it lacks a giant barrel and a man outside of it.

Tits or gtfo. But seriously you should just ignore them, or actually show them your tits. I hear that showing strangers your tits can be lots of fun!

SHOW US YER TITS!

I'd be the mysterious one no one knows, but those who do know him like him, thats what he thinks at least! Maybe I'd be the mayor's (gagsy) husband, as she has agreed to marriage several times.

Kick-Ass next pls. K thnks bro.

Start it already you fucking boong!

This thread gave me cancer you stupid fucking tubby mumpkins.

I would be able to nail and unail shit, cos I'm just that fucking amazing. Maybe I could also fight Brock Lesnar and an army of the undead.

Old thread is old

This is the most retarded shit I have seen in my entire life, and I vist Newgrounds and 4chan a lot. I don't know whether to say you should be proud or ashamed.

All of my friends don't have exactly attractive breasts, infact alot of them are quite small or not fully developed. So I just guess I'm an ass man, Whenever I see a girl walking in front of me with a good bootie I'll just stare at it. Even if I'm in a crowded place.

So... Time magazine making a stupid article? What else is new, you are probably exaggerating anyway or It's just shoooped.

A is hot.
True Fact: No one knows if she is really a girl.

At 2/21/11 06:13 AM, Rocksbury wrote: This is why people don't like you glen.

Who doesn't like me? I thought I had lot's of friends. Okay, I guess I'll just use emoticon 6 for all my posts now. :(

This is why people don't like you glen.

At 2/21/11 05:32 AM, JoeMation wrote: She is testing if you are easy

Probably the best advice in this thread. Well the only one that made me laugh so far anyway. But this is a serious matter, so I'm gonna go ahead and assume thats a hint? I'll give an update as to whether your a bunch of cock suckers or pure gold.

So, is this just a giant hint or am I vain? P.S She's good friends with sh.

[M]
6:49pm
who do you like?
[You]
6:50pm
sh
still
[M]
6:50pm
hahah
aww cute but there is no point maybe go for someone single funny nice and stuff and good friends with sh

This is why I like Australia. Our highest video game rating is 15+ (Though it does receive censorship) We get our learner license at 16 and drinking and military ages are both 18. Though no one listens to any of those rules, I see 14 year olds driving around the street, 13 year olds getting fucking wasted and many people join the military before they hit 18.

Emoticon 1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
!!!!!

I guess I could use the hammer to kill myself, thus winning against Brock Lesnar as he would have actually not beaten me.

Run to Russia. They'll never know.

At 2/21/11 02:35 AM, Esshole wrote: essholerapesnarcissy.com

But Narcissy is my friend!

Good on them IMO. They've been needing shit throwin at them for a long time. Also that's not exactly god. Just a bunch of diehard fanatics that would sacrifice themselves for a crumb of bread.

I don't want a funeral. If I did have one I would want only my immediate family and best friends to attend. I don't enjoy people looking at my dead body.

At 2/21/11 12:08 AM, Esshole wrote: You don't even know what an asshole is, asshole!

I know what an esshole is. Anyone care for me to explain?

At 2/21/11 01:58 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Planned? It's just picking some names you like.

You never sat there as a teenager with friends and talked about baby names?

I actually did, even though I'm a guy. But I tended to talk more about baby names with girls and girlfriends than anything. If you're a guy and talk to people about what your plans are for the future and baby names they all call you a faggot.

At 2/20/11 04:14 PM, saqwert wrote: Boys- Jaywkon, Tyrone, Shaqir, Darnell or Zyshonne
Girls- Shaniquah, Le-A (the dash don't be silent), Yolanda or Zaierra

What's your nationality? I have never heard of any of those names in my entire life. Though some of the girl ones were pretty.

If you do have a child, which I'm sure most of NG will, even if it's by total accident, What would its name be? For me I like the names for Female : Naomi, Winter, Zoe. Male : David, Jayson, Andrew.

Your turn.

At 2/20/11 05:36 AM, Lorkas wrote:

What if the sun is going down?

Piss a cave, piss a door. Piss a fence, survive in BearGryllsCraft forever.

Obviously just follow Bear Grylls instructions.

1. Piss on shirt, wrap it around head.
2. Piss on snake, eat it.
3. Piss in fresh water.
4. Piss in tent to cool it off.
5. Climb 40ft high tree to eat three tiny nuts.
6. Survive forever!