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It's dust particles floating around you silly boong.

You personality. For me it's the fact that I have the worst ability in the world to commit. I started keyboard when I was in grade 2. I have completely destroyed any chance I have of becoming beautiful with it like I want to be. I skipped half my lessons and would quit one year and play the next year. I would always not give two shits about practice either. There's also my shyness. I can never talk to girls that I like or break the ice like a normal person can. I also never speak when I'm in a group of more than 5 people. What about you?

Can I ask why first? Before I post girls that HAVE feelings and are REAL people.

Everyone has visited /b/ you're a bit late.

You're only 2 years older than her you boong, go for it honestly, I know people that are dating and there is a 6 year difference, no one says anything. Go for it boong.

except me, i have watched it a million times

You're a fucking homo, go away, leave newgrounds, don't look back don't return. If you do I and everyone else in Newgrounds will murder you.

A good idea but I don't think Tom could be fucked with the BBS as not even 1/100 NG users use it on a regular basis. Good job for effort though.

This is a facebook like page, I can tell. I am now going to click the 'official' dislike button and dislike you're shitty copy pasted post.

It's the mod forum. No stinkin' regulars are allowed to go lurkin' in those kinda joints! They tell me it's not good for the mind.

you grab cock, put vagina in. shit stuff out ur motuh. make unnescesary calls to a deity. poop in her mouth. eat her vagina with a knife and fork. and kill urself.

That's all.

You're back peddling isn't worth two shits, if you really didn't write that you would PM a mod or admin about it to inform them that a hacker is lurking around.

I really don't care, nor does anyone on this entire website. Maybe you should go post this somewhere else where people do care and you don't look like an ass.

I love you man, now this is a bronie thread.

Well, that's a bit harsh even for you Chris.

You should totally drug her drink and fuck her in the ass all night long, It's what I used to do to every girl I've ever met. Jokes, but seriously, just fuck her bro.

Anyone else notice the large amount of incest threads lately?

No one trusts you bro, nor could we be fucked. Ask one of your friends or some shit, asking Newgrounds honestly won't help you. It'll just get you hated and flamed.

Urgghhh... Really it's just idiots being idiots, don't worry about them. The world is full of stereotypes these days and to tell you, I ignore them. Everyone is scared of black people, I have several good black friends. Everyone thinks Muslims hijack planes, one of my best friends is Muslim. I just ignore them and if they say or do anything tell them how stupid they make themselves look.

I don't know if I should or not. I better make a thread about if NG should tell me how to control my life cos they are all normal people with perfect lives.

At 2/24/11 02:50 AM, BLUNTxMAN412 wrote: DO AS THE GODS DO...

That's completely unrelated to the topic you idiot.

But on topic, try telling him how much of a shitty room mate he's been and tell him to get his shit together. If he argues tell him to pack his stuff and get out. That happened with my brother in Europe, worst shit when that happens, completely destroyed their friendship.

The longest is probably a week, when I was going through a stage of depression and boredom. My routine for the day was wake up at 10, go on newgrounds, facebook and WoW, go to the toilet, eat lunch, eat dinner, go to sleep at 1am.

Thinking about Life + Death.

At 2/23/11 01:02 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

lighthearted foolery.

Just fell in love, fuck you Chris.

At 2/23/11 04:10 AM, Cootie wrote:

No need to pay. I shall provide my services for free.

Do these services come with other benefits?

At 2/23/11 04:06 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/23/11 03:57 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 2/23/11 03:55 AM, Flak wrote: Who wouldn't be mad about not having Dick flavored Sunkist? :O

Dickkist.

That sounds quite lovely.

I would buy it, no matter how much it costs.

Forgot pic

Why does it say dick on it?

It would be much better and not have a clusterfuck of retarded 12 year olds who think that they're hard on the internet.

This thread is now about circumcision. Do you know 56.1% of people in the world were circumcised in 2006? True story bro, true story. Also a cool story.

Wow, one of my threads from a year ago was magically revived. I'm impressed, to stay on topic I'll post one of my dreams.

Last night I had a dream that I was the only person on a bus, which was headed to my school. The bus trip seemed longer than usual, I eventually got to an area I recognised which was close to my school. We drove straight past the main gate and didn't stop, the bus picked up speed. I called out to the driver, it appears his reply to that was pulling out a 9mm from underneath his seat. He yelled at me to get back in my seat and not say a word. We pulled down into an ally and several armed men approached me.

Then out of nowhere batman comes in and fucks shit up. He grabs one mans gun and beats the shit out of him with it. He swings is batarang or whatever the fuck it is at another and severs his arms. Then he drops a bomb and yells at me to get in the bat jet or whatever the fuck it is. We then fly to Los Angeles and the bomb he planted explodes and destroys all of Australia. Then the song High way to hell turns on.

This fat ranga was having a go at me and saying I always talk myself up and if he fought me he would beat the shit out of me. This was infront of about 10 or so people. He kept on going and I tried to ignore him. He then called me a scrawny fuck and for some reason after that I had it. I hit him straight down to the ground and blood spewed out his nose. I was on top of him punching him over and over and over until he was bawling his eyes out. I then got off him and as he was walking away I spewed out dozens of horrible things.

I got lunchtime detentions for a week and not much else. Little fucker deserved it.