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Response to: My Mom and I did something bad Posted April 10th, 2011 in General

I was fapping till I saw Dine and Dash, then my cock went soft.

Response to: 100,000 posts??? Posted April 10th, 2011 in General

OP is a troll... Shhhh... Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Response to: To all moderators of the BBS: Posted April 10th, 2011 in General

I miss BBR

Response to: Ng User Base Investigation Thread Posted April 8th, 2011 in General

At 4/7/11 05:09 PM, Frenzy wrote:

#Username:
1 Black metal:

1

2 Death metal:

3

3 Punk Rock:

3

4 Ska & Reggae:

8

5 Folk music:

-10

6 Post-Rock:

?

7 Rap music:

6

8 Noise music:

?

9 Techno & Electronica:

3

10 Jazz:

4

11 Radiohead:

5

12 Sonic Youth:

?

13 Burzum:

?

14 Sigur Ros:

?

15 Aerosmith:

9

16 Lady Gaga:

8

17 NOFX:

?

18 Bob Marley:

10

19 Led Zeppelin:

10

20 Opeth:

?

21 Godspeed You! Black Emperor:

?

22 Germany:

7

23 Canada:

5

24 Scandinavia:

3

25 China:

3

26 Australia:

10

27 Russia:

4

28 Bits N' Bites:

wat

29 McDonalds:

11

30 Falafel:

Wat

31 Subway:

10

32 Carrot:

10

33 Beer:

10

34 Chinese food:

10

35 Hummus:

-10

36 Sushi:

-11

37 Carbonated water:

3

38 Lord of the Rings:

9

39 Star Wars:

7

40 The Simpsons:

5

41 Boston Legal:

-10

42 Survivor:

-100

43 The Biggest Loser:

Shit (-20)

44 Star Trek:

5

45 Buddhism:

6

46 Christianity:

8

47 Atheism:

5

48 Science:

7

49 Soccer:

8

50 Fossil fuels:

?

51 Whaling:

-10

52 Reading fiction:

7

53 The death penalty:

3

54 Barack Obama:

7

55 Richard Dawkins:

?

56 Elvis Presley:

?

57 Nelson Mandela:

10

58 Tom Fulp:

9

59 Jay Leno:

8

60 Jim Carrey:

8

61 Rebecca Black's "Friday":

20

62 Avatar (the movie):

5

63 Inception:

7

64 Horror movies:

7

65 Westerns:

5

66 3D Movies & TVs:

6

67 Rollercoasters:

7

68 Hockey:

-10

69 B:

(If you mean /b/) 7

70 The BBS:

7

71 Ebaums world:

7

72 Newgrounds:

8

73 4chan:

7

74 This survey:

5

75 Existence:

10

I do good?

Response to: Favorite serial killers? Posted April 6th, 2011 in General

At 4/6/11 06:12 AM, zooos wrote: Here's one I found that creeped the shit out of me. I don't think you can consider them serial killers, but their age and crimes are very creepy.


-From Trutv.com

Right underneath it is one that is probably more fucked up

"May 21, 1998 - Kipland Kinkel, 15, had just been expelled from school in Springfield, Oregon, for carrying a gun to class. He returned with a semiautomatic rifle and went into the cafeteria, where he started shooting. He killed one student and wounded eight others, one of whom later died, and he also caused a stampede that resulted in more injuries. He was disarmed and taken to the police station, where he withdrew a hidden knife. He claimed he wanted to die. Police officers who went to his home discovered that he'd killed both of his parents and had booby-trapped the house with five homemade bombs-one of which he'd placed underneath his mother's corpse. His classmates had once dubbed him the student "most likely to start World War III."

Wow the world is fucked up.

Response to: Favorite serial killers? Posted April 6th, 2011 in General

At 4/6/11 12:56 AM, Gagsy wrote: Jack The Ripper for the whole never having gotten caught and just the wild speculation still to this day about his identity (especially here in England).

I was actually watching this documentary the other night about him. Apparently this guy came with almost inconclusive evidence that he was James Flynn or some shit, I don't quite remember his last name only his first. But he investigated him for about a year and ended up with a lot of evidence leading towards James as Jack The Ripper.

Response to: Why won't Leela love Fry? Posted April 6th, 2011 in General

At 4/5/11 10:00 PM, bigbadron wrote:
At 4/5/11 09:34 AM, animehater wrote: I quit watching Futurama after the episode with that fucking dog. The ending just broke my heart.
he waited.

Someone beat you to it ron

ZOMG BBR
Response to: Why won't Leela love Fry? Posted April 5th, 2011 in General

Just realised Futurama is probably the most emotional animation out of all of fox's animations. It always makes me cry :'(

Why won't Leela love Fry? Posted April 5th, 2011 in General

God damnit, I just watched Futurama season 6 and it's so sad just watching Fry do things any girl would love but not Leela, she just shoots him down. This actually for some reason makes me incredibly sad and I can not explain why, maybe sometimes I see myself as Fry as those situations happen to me a lot. What do you think Doctor?

Response to: worst flash reviews Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

At 4/4/11 02:16 AM, Narcissy wrote: Ball Ripper.

That made me lol so hard the first time I saw it.

Response to: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Posted April 4th, 2011 in Video Games

At 4/3/11 12:50 PM, letiger wrote:
At 4/3/11 12:04 AM, Rocksbury wrote: Guess someone finally understood what is being chanted.
But I don't want my mom to die.

Then follow him durrr

Response to: i got in a fight with my teacher Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

mutha fuka hes leiing guis i relly winned the fight!

Response to: If you saw $100,000,000,000, 000 Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

I'd eat it to piss off everyone that knew of its existance.

Response to: How Long Have You Really Been On Ng Posted April 4th, 2011 in General

Late '06. I came here from a link from a game from some site, I only joined in late '07 due to finally deciding to click on the forums link and seeing the mischief that goes on here which entertained me more than the flashes did. Now that's all dead and NG is a cesspool of 12 year olds yelling at their computer screens because someone called them retarded.

Response to: Apparently I'm a Dad Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

Ya dun goof'd

Response to: April Fools! Posted April 2nd, 2011 in NG News

Worst April Fools EVER

Response to: "Tsunami = Karma for Peal Harbor" Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

Iraq and Vietnam war, both with death tolls over half a million. Enjoy your karma America you fucking idiots.

Response to: Do you ever feel lonely? Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

Forever alone.

Your favourite audio artist Posted March 13th, 2011 in General

Ahhh yes the audio portal, where some of the unsung but most talented musicians display their musical abilities, artists like Chronamut, Waterflame and JAZZA to name a few of my favourites. What are your favourite audio artists, that is if any of you ever visit the audio portal. Sure a lot of it is mouthlouds of the same bullshit but you will find very creative artists. My favourite by far is Waterflame, he is one of the greatest artists I have ever heard, he shits on deadmau5 and Basshunter and his pieces like Glorious Morning make jizz in my pants. What be your favourite AP Artists?

Response to: 1 good from Japan's earthquake Posted March 12th, 2011 in General

That was quite shocking of you klik.

Response to: InkLink won't start Posted March 11th, 2011 in General

At 2/27/11 01:37 PM, bernie-buddy wrote: I wish I had room in my sig to put this thread in.

It's okay, there's room in mine.

Response to: Stuck in Japan Wat Do? Posted March 11th, 2011 in General

At 3/11/11 08:19 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Australia
Job: Lazy cunt

Nice try.

He's probably there on holiday you idiot.

Response to: Hello Y'all Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

Hey, I hope your here to contribute a lot to the NG community!

Response to: Daniel Tosh's Happy Thoughts Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

At 3/6/11 09:13 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:
At 3/6/11 09:11 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 3/6/11 09:10 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: Why arent you?
What the fuck is a Daniel Tosh?
Tosh.0

What the fuck is an Tosh.0?

Response to: Immortality. Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

At 3/7/11 04:17 AM, Overlord-Doomsday wrote: There is no such thing as immortality in real life. It is just a myth that keeps you thinking about it.

NO FUCKING WAY MAN!!!! OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGGGGG MY WHOLE LIFES WORK TO FIND THE CURE FOR IMMORTALITY IS RUINED!!!!!!!!

Response to: Immortality. Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

It's simple, you don't

Immortality.

Response to: What will become of your remains? Posted March 7th, 2011 in General

That my body is thrown into a trash compactor.

Response to: I'll make you feel good Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

Hey space-whale, remember me, your old fab buddy ;)

Response to: You can't spell amusement... Posted March 6th, 2011 in General

That was completely fucking gay. Shame on you.