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I've never done one of these before, but i'll give it a shot. I'm also gonna challenge myself and forbid the inclusion of zombies. Wish me luck.

Oh jesus christ... this just supports my theory that where there's money to be made, someone will make it. This is the main reason for shitty sequals, re-vamps of old GOOD movies, and books-turned-movies (which consistantly suck), and finally, anime movies. Like this one. Please let it die.

I bet you've heard this before, but i need another opinion. Who is the better stick animator? Terkoiz, or Zhu? (actually, its pretty much xiao xiao or SHOCK) In the old days, when i first came to newgrounds, Zhu would win hands down. But now, i hav sided with terkoiz. He has the best stick falshes i hav ever seen. (Im not including castle. Thats its own catagory) His work is clean, funny, and intense. He also an excellent imagination when it comes to martial arts moves. Sorry, Zhu. i hav made my descision.

This mght be a thread designed more for theEnglish, but i'll give it a shot anyway. Tony Blair was, as far as I know, the equivilent of George Bush's bitch when it came to the Iraq War. I'm not saying he was bad, I'm just saying it would be nice if someone would stand up to Bush and say "We no longer support you on your waste of time and resources called the war on terror." Maybe Gordon is the man

Damn. GO KEITH OLBERMANN! But seriously, though it wud be nice to have a different party to vote for, i'm afraid that this country has developed into a two party system. And because of this, we may never have a president who actually cares for the american people

Who the hell has the time/attention span to do this?

Wht does everyone hate me? is it because i'm fat?

I have a quick question. How many auras are there? There used to be 3, and now theres, like, 5. anyone have an exact count?

Well I must say, I always think it's funny when people say you can't do something cause "god said so." They don't even have a real argument. Just "god said so." However, you have a good point Memorize. I am pro-choice, but you still bring up an excellent argument. Think about this, though. You get a girl pregnant. She has the child, and says you are responsible for it. Your 18 years old, and not only do you not have the financial escurity you need, but you don't have the time to take care of yur child. The child grows up to be a neglected, abused, and in most cases, misguided. do you think that was a child who really shud have lived? It's your choice.

At 7/18/07 05:21 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Part of the reason that it's wrong for a same-sex couple to get married because "marriage" is reserved for a union between a man and a woman exclusively. Marriage is beautiful and sacred because it's as both God and nature devised it. A marriage is between a man and woman, two procreating partners, the head of a natural family unit, being bound together. So it deserves more reverence than a somewhat similar relationship between a same-sex couple. Marriage is the very embodiment of what human existence is. Homosexuality is not, it's an anomaly of human existence. Therefore it is morally and spiritually wrong for gays to be married, because it's not a true marriage in the spiritual sense.

Even though I believe homosexuality itself is a sin, I believe that a gay, same-sex couple can have a union, I don't think it's wrong for gays to be bound in a civil union. But this is still not a marriage. To call it as such is not only morally wrong, but literally wrong, because marriage as it has been for ages is only between a man and woman.



So the conclusion is, in my mind, that gay marriage is wrong morally, spiritually, rationally, naturally, biologically, and even literally.

Way to go, you homophobic, biast, jackass. You have just summed up the white, god-fearing, all-american opinion on gay marriage, all in 2 paragraphs.
Moraly: Two people, who are ready to spend the rest of their lives together, wish to be rcognized by their fellow human beings as matrimonaly bound. BUT, since they are the same gender, they are denied this rite.
Spiratualy: God loves you, as long as your not gay. You acn be a rapist, a murderer, and a theif. But not gay. Am I the only one who sees a flaw?
Rationally: I'm sorry your underdeveloped, god obsessed mind can't wrap itself around this issue.
Naturally: It takes a penis and a vagina to complete a marriage? huh. I need too start going to church more often.
Biologically: I doubt even you understand the problem here.
Literally: Fuck you. their not even related to the topic.

I don't dislike you personaly. My problem here is how proudly you can display the churches opinion. Please, just try to have an open mind.

At 7/18/07 10:01 AM, Shark408 wrote: We lose no mater what we do, just like Vietnam. The moment we leave, even if the whole country is rebuilt, the two Muslim factions will start a civil war.

Personally, let them kill each other. It is futile to keep these factions from killing each other. They will never stop because of their "Tit-for-tat" mentality. So fuck them.

Thats what I mean. This conflict can never be resolved because the Muslims have been going at this for HUNDREDS OF FUCKING YEARS. They do not care if this generation, or the next generation, or the generation after that wins. As long as their are two factions, this will not, and cannot, end.

I didn't know that Russia liked commies...

Enemies:
1. U.S.A (we are our own worst enemy. Don't act so surprised)
2.Most of Middle East
3.Kim Jong Il
4.Those bastards who don't bow down to us.
5. George W. Bush

Friends:
1.Uncle Sam
2. Canada
3.Tony Blair
4.Those bastards who bow down to us.
5.Anyone who isn't George W. Bush

http://www.mindistortion.net/pocketemo/?
data=6-2-3-3-1-1-1-0-1&name=Ethan

Mommy! Mommy! I found me an emo! can I keep it?
Hunny, you dont know where thats been! put it back.
Awwww man!

Do what any other guy in love does. LUBE YOUR SELF UP AND GET READY 4 SUM DATE RAPE!!!

Ask her out, numb nuts

My special move...

I"D BEAT YOU WITH MY P3NI5!!!!!!!!1111

(and not be called geh)

Like, 3. Cause frankly, sometimes im an A55H0L3!!!11

(But my gf still loves me) :D

MASTURBATION IS NOT A FUCKING SIN. The church is filled with petifilish old pricks who have nothing to do with their lives. I refuse to continue this disscusion.

At 7/18/07 12:18 AM, g0t wrote:
Basically the gist is that she "honestly" thinks I'm good for her. I don't understand that, since why would I settle for someone if I can get better, I love her and I don't think I'm too good for her, I think we're a good couple actually. She says it's because "You're always right, and when we fight I end up being the dumb one. I don't wanna be dumb, I wanna be smart."

She's talking of things like "School" "Stress" and me being "A too perfect BF."

Honestly, why don't girls just fucking appreciate someone amazing when they have them. Why do they always ruin shit.

Listen, man. I feel your pain. Some girls just don't know whats best for them. But honestly, did you read that conversation? "I don't wanna be dumb, I wanna be smart." She broke up with you because she couldn't have things exactly her way. It'll be tough getting over her, I know, but your better off without her.

I don't even care if people respond to this thread. Just STOP posting about the new layout. There are enough threads about it as there is.

This is how i see it. These movies are aimed at kids. Kids are fine customers, but who has to take them to see this movie? Adults. If the adults think it's too childish, they refuse to see it, so therfore, the movie has to have SOME adult humor in it to keep them intrested as well. If these kids are picking up on it, it just means that they have been intreduced to a whole other side of the film that was there all along.

Ugh. I don't even care about Creationalism anymore. Can they hear themselves talking? people like that depress me. This is your world, Bush. Support them as much as you want. They are still wrong. (and yes, I know that he hasn't openly supported it. He just bans stem cell research cuz he's in the mood)

Good point. I think it started with a V...

Well, Comedy Central, thank you for giving us another highly original and intresting topic. In case we haven't had enough fun with Bush, (even though there is alot tomake fun of) heres another show for ya. Please guys, put the old horse down.

At 6/19/07 06:13 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Think about it. The most common claim that is brought against them is "They are evil, they only killed thousands of civilians because they're evil!". Now think for a second; if your evil, would you DIE to make others miserable? I mean, don't get me wrong, but if they where just evil couldn't there be better ways that WOULDN'T lead to their imminent deaths? Like, I dunno, bomb some pre-school or something? They didn't do it to spread misery, they did it because they thought they where doing the right thing. They where convinced that they where giving their life to destroy what THEY thought was evil, and that makes them hero's. These where good people with convictions, and they died for what they thought was the good of mankind.

I see where your coming from with this. They died doing somthing they belived in. But still, it was our people gettin killed, and our soil being drenched with blood. I can't glorify, or even respect them because of that.

At 7/14/07 01:13 PM, Thread-Killer wrote:

Ok more liberal hippie whining with no alternate plan to the current one. Withdrawing will escalate the war, not end it. jeez

Are you that goddamn ignorant? Do you honestly think that the current plan is doing the job? I'll take any suggestions at this point.

And people actually WATCH that shit? Darwin, you just got owned by penut butter. watching this made me die a little inside.

Alright. So after several years of nearly unsuccesful fighting in the middle east, congress is FINNALY trying to put a date to the inevitable withdrawl of American troops. But for all this turmoil, is the world a better place? Last time I checked, terrorism was on an UP swing, and i doubt anyone (Besides the recently retired Tony Blair) truly backs this any more. My point being, was it worth starting a war on false accusations of WMD's? No, and now it's going to take several generations too clean it up. I'd like to say that at least we can look forward to a compitent president, but at this stage, i'm not even sure if it will make a difference

At 7/15/07 12:27 AM, JakeHero wrote: I wish China would execute all their leaders. Maybe it would do better without the Communist party fucking everyone over.

I agree completely. kill all those ignorant mother fuckers

I'm pretty sure that you've all noticed the new kick ass layout, but what do you think of it? I think it's a huge improvement. What about you guys? Whats the best new feature?

There is alot of hidden talent on Newgrounds. My favorite under rated artist is Terkoiz. What do you guys think?