I hate it because my account was hacked after i'd worked on it for years with my friends and gotten so far. All those hours of doing the same boring thing over and over just to get it stolen and i don't know how. Stupid Runescape, i blame the creators

Yeah, recently i thought i'd revisit Saints Row 1 and i was doing one of the missions for the red gang where an Arnold Shwartz kind of character chases you in an indestructible vehicle that you have to escape from. So i'd managed to get away from him and was about 10 seconds from finishing when a lorry slammed into me exploding my car and instantly killing me. Really annoyed me that i'd made it all the way to forgive and forget, lost the gang boss and was nearly off the free way and died by a truck

I always find it hilarious when Sgt. Johnson dies in halo 3.

I always liked Samus. Only because i played through the whole game (can't remember which one) thinking this guy is badass to get to the end and realise he is a she

Personally i prefer melee to brawl. The items on brawl annoy me

Hmm, i like my life i guess but obviously i wouldn't mind a few improvements.
First a job would be nice, £30 a week from the government isn't good enough
Then I wouldn't mind having my mates gf, she's proper hot and he's a loser lol
And obviously, super powers would be nice, particularly the power to create and control gold. That'd be awesome, after a hard days work shooting golden bullets from your finger tips you'd go home to your mansion that you bought with your gold. Sounds good to me

Never really slept in a weird place, 'cept for me ex's bed :P

But my mate once got wasted and woke up on the sofa in an old man's house. We take the piss out of him for it all the time - he was probably raped.

I love reading the metro, its such an awesome little newspaper

No its just you who is the retard

Well, there's no need to thank me, i'm just glad i could be of service. Such a nice feeling; charity that is.

Duh, CM is centimetre. Cant believe you all thought of cock. Really, how immature :P

Thats why we have the internet. So we can look at breasts during the day anyway, they dont need to be on the TV

These and other questions will be answered on the nest episode of

Dragon!! Ball!! Zeee!!!!

At 1/22/09 04:03 PM, EviLDoG wrote:

At 1/22/09 04:00 PM, RobRob15 wrote: Ive tried them all and i have to say non of them taste like what theyre meant to

You've tried real squirrel :S?

Ever been to McDonalds :P

Well the squirrel tasted like salt to me. Im going to guess squirrely probably has more flavour than slat in which case - they dont taste like theyre meant to

Ive tried them all and i have to say non of them taste like what theyre meant to and they are quire disgusting. If you're thinking of buying them, dont! Its a waste of money

My god he's right!!!
So . . . now what? Do we get in some supplies and build a fall our bunker? Or is it too late for that, should i just go crazy and riot before dying a terribly painful death? Im so confused

I cant think of anything which could possibly top your fingering detention. Damn you :P

Personally i like Perth, Australia. Id go there

At 1/22/09 03:32 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Wow, I have shit for family members, but I don't hate them to that extent. =\

Yeah, i have to agree with you. Hate is such a strong word after all

Windows Live Messenger
Windows live conversation window
Google chrome
My music
Windows media player

Can i join your club now?

Women love equal rights, they tell me all the time. So its only fair that you pound her like you would any guy

Poor poor guy . . . oh well, theres nothing anybody can do. We should leave him to become a monk now

Brilliant idea, there was a postcard going around once that u signed and passed on which was going for the world record. Not sure it made it but thats not important.
Id take the monkey anytime, im sure he'd love to be photographed on the world's first train track :P

Damn, id go to the london meet just for the hell of it if it wasnt my cousins wedding. Suppose theres always next year

No more spending money on getting your hair cut

Here's an alien

not really anime but she still needs to make up her mind

Your just jealous of his jar of dirt

I shall fight back by posting another rubbish joke:

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

At 6/22/08 06:21 PM, Shreddy wrote: what?! O_o

that made no sense.

I am as confused as you

Do you agree that sex whilst the woman is on her period is much more fun?
I know i prefer it that way