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Response to: are posts envolving narcs allowed? Posted March 19th, 2004 in General

At 3/19/04 12:13 AM, Openwounds wrote: hmm dang.. not allowed or allowe.d. meh... anyway the question is (im not gonna use the street names of the stuff.)

when cooking with tetra - 9 - hydrocanabinol does it smell much? as in.. while makeing the butter for cookies

No, not at all. Feel free to cook it while your mom is home, she won't notice a thing.

Seriously though:
weed = stinky
cooking stuff = stinky
cooking weed = entire house reeks like pot

Response to: Fav. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Char. Posted March 9th, 2004 in General

Carl IS the show

Response to: Tom just took away my modship : ( Posted March 6th, 2004 in General

HA-HA!

You were usurped.

Usurped!

Response to: Pop rocks blowjob Posted February 11th, 2004 in General

I thought it was pretty funny.

But what do I know, I've spent the last week on a glue-sniffing bender.

Response to: Newgrounds members hate me. Posted February 8th, 2004 in General

My feelings towards you before this thread: apathy/ignorance
Feelings afterwards: pure loathing

Response to: KEG WILL NOT DIE ... Posted January 29th, 2004 in General

At 1/29/04 12:10 AM, Klacid wrote: Can you PLEASE explain in metric terms. For the rest of the world who has moved on from imperial terms sake. Gallons?? ounces?? WTF?

You are on a U.S.-based website, so that's what you're gonna get. However, to break it down for you:

4 liters is about a gallon
A pint is 16 oz.
An imperial pint is 20 oz.

So in the 60-liter keg there are 120 pints, or 96 imperial pints.

Response to: It burns, IT FUCKING BURNS!!!! Posted January 29th, 2004 in General

Life is all about making the most out of your opportunities.

For instance, right now you could go to a doctor and complain about your pain until he prescribes you some nice painkillers. Then you pick them up and go take a nice 3-day vacation on your couch with your bottle of drugs.

That's what I did when I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled, it was great.

Response to: I have a thong Posted January 26th, 2004 in General

Even worse, they may be from this chick:

www.tubgirl.com

Response to: I recently bought a 30$ pipe Posted January 21st, 2004 in General

Your buddy can't really do anything... he was smoking up so who is he gonna tell?

I agree with above posters though, the headshop isn't gonna give you shit back, and if you walk in to their store with a used, resined-up pipe they probably won't be too happy. I advise you to get a file and try to make the edges of the crack/chip/whatever rounded and not sharp.

Response to: Why I have a girlfriend and u don't Posted January 17th, 2004 in General

At 1/17/04 01:16 PM, Destroyer575 wrote: And the point of this thread was? What a stupid topic...

Don't you mean: "What a GAAAAAAAAAY topic..."?

you are gay

Why I have a girlfriend and u don't Posted January 17th, 2004 in General

you are gay

Response to: FunnyAsHell Posted November 22nd, 2003 in General

Yeah he's real cool... too bad he tried to submit stolen movies. Vote 0 on all the thief's flashes.

Response to: Guess Who's Back, Back Again... Posted November 14th, 2003 in General

At 11/14/03 02:08 PM, Insomnia wrote:
Thankyou, thankyou so much, that is what I came here to see because I knew that only Bevin and a couple others really gave a shit about me. Thankyou for reminding me that only immature angsty 12 year old with pent up sexual frustration come to post on the Newgrounds Forum. Thankyou.

Now if you would kindly take all that negative energy and go do something constructive, maybe like? School? It's like 11am, shouldnt you be in school little boy? Your parents would be ashamed.

Maybe if you weren't such an insufferable prick when you used to post here, people would be glad you came back. Unfortunately you were, so they aren't.

Response to: Guess Who's Back, Back Again... Posted November 14th, 2003 in General

At 11/14/03 01:58 PM, Insomnia wrote:
At 11/14/03 01:56 PM, Magna wrote: Yay! Youre back!

{{{{insomnia}}}}
Wow, I didn't think anybody would actually care...

yay. Nobody cares about you or your stupid cum rag/sock puppet. Burn "Carl" and then go jump in front of a fucking truck.

Response to: The best kind of booze.... Posted November 6th, 2003 in General

It all depends on my mood. Mainly I drink beer - lots of dark ales and stouts. When I'm relaxing it's nice to have some Irish whiskey or Scotch on the rocks. Before eating a good dinner nothing beats a martini - I like them dirty (olive juice instead of vermouth).

To get crazy drunk though, tequila is the way to go. No Jose Cuervo shit though - that's not real tequila. Make sure you pick up a bottle with a blue "100% agave" sticker on it... if you're used to Jose you'll be in for a rude awakening (rude in a good way).

Response to: How much do u pay for Drugs? Posted October 27th, 2003 in General

Why go through the hassle of buying drugs from a dealer? Buy 3 4-oz. bottles of Robitussin Maximum Strength Cough medicine for about $10, chug them down and get ready for for a crazy night.

Anyways, here's some prices from Indiana:
case of budweiser: $13-$14
1/8th of dank: $50
1/8th of shrooms: $25-$30
8-ball of coke: $225-$275
8-ball of crank: $125-$150
pill of X: $20
pill of vicodin: $3-$4
pill of ritalin: $1
pill of aderol(sic?): $2
tab of paper acid: $5

gram of MDMA: ?
gram of special k: ?
pill of oxycontin: ?

Response to: Tom Fulp - will you marry me? Posted October 26th, 2003 in General

At 10/26/03 11:41 PM, SerendipityAtrocious wrote: Hehhee yah. I should post more but I dont know what to say to a bunch of boys.

You could begin by admitting that you are really a boy yourself. And then continue on the same theme by admitting that you are gay.

Response to: Intelligent Design in the classroom Posted October 24th, 2003 in Politics

At 10/23/03 05:02 PM, Solamnus wrote:
Hell, if this being is so intelligent, why not use the same design over and over again in every single creature? Take the human eye, for example. It is structured in such a way that the light-sensitive photocells are effectively backwards, with their nerves pointing outward toward the light source and their photoreceptors pointing inward. Why would a sensible designer do something like this? Octopus eyes are structured in much the same way, but their photocells point forwards. Why would an intelligent designer have given the octopus properly designed eyes, but given humans - supposedly his crowning achievement - poorly designed ones?

The devil did it. He cursed us with our inferior eyes. Then he went and planted a fossil record in the ground AND THEN he made it so carbon and argon dating worked, all just to weed out the doubters.

Response to: Two Level 30's = DOOM!!! Posted October 14th, 2003 in General

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

If there are ever 2 level 30's, there are 5 possibilities as to what would happen:

1) the NG servers would be blown to smithereens
2) the general forum would be time-warped back to the good ol' days of no mods and spam freedom
3) everybody would become a site administrator and anarchy would rule the day
4) a girl would come to NG who actually wouldn't be a guy posing as a chick
5) everyone on the site who takes themselves way too seriously would go: "meh" or "blah"

Two Level 30's = DOOM!!! Posted October 14th, 2003 in General

Pimp is only 20 points behind, and soon will be caught up to humantarget52.

I suspect a conspiracy between the two, where they will both attempt to have exactly the same amount of experience points so there are 2 level 30's. Since there can only be 1 level 30 person on NG, this will cause a paradox and the site will implode.

2 days until the end of NG... THE END IS NEAR, REPENT SINNERS!!!

Response to: Kill Bill:Volume One Posted October 13th, 2003 in General

At 10/13/03 11:11 AM, BootlegJones wrote: That movie looks so contrived. It looks moronic. I'm gonna see if I'm right when I rent it.

It is contrived, because Tarantino made it as a modernization of old kung-fu movies - which were very contrived. So it's contrived in a purposeful, intelligent, humorous, and stylish way.

Kill Bill was so fucking good it made me moist.

Response to: Fisheart is not a turd Posted October 11th, 2003 in General

At 10/11/03 06:25 AM, alexsmolik wrote:
At 10/11/03 06:19 AM, RoboTripper wrote: Anybody interested in joining the Fisheart Support Crew check it out in the Clubs and Crews Forum.
Funny how things evolve.
I mean ... it's insane. Just for a "Turd of the week" movie, people get all sentimental and activist. lol.

It's all in good fun, no need to be cynical. Check out the FSC, you might find it a cool idea. I mean, everybody in a club or crew takes themselves waaaaaay too seriously - I thought it might be fun to just have something completely random.

The Fisheart Support Crew Posted October 11th, 2003 in Clubs & Crews

There is a great injustice occurring on NG this week... one of the classic flash movies of all time has been named Turd of the Week. In an effort to stop this travesty I posted a topic in the General Forum urging people to check out the movie. Many people watched and enjoyed the hilarious/tragic/amazing epic of Fisheart, and the response I got was overwhelmingly positive.

But the truly amazing thing that happened was later that night, when I went to check on the classic fish-out-of-water tale. It's score had risen from sub-1.00 to 1.46! Amazingly, the Turd was no longer a Turd! The support of true flash connoisseurs had pulled the story from the depths.

This got me to thinking... if a simple message in the General Forum increased Fisheart's score by 50%, what if it had its own support crew? Could Fisheart actually earn the outstanding score it deserves? Could it achieve its rightful place in the NG top 50? If you watch the movie and believe so, please join. Movie link:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=127280

There are only 2 requirements for being a member of the FSC: the first is that you must vote 5 on Fisheart every day and 0 on the 2 movies above it on the scoring chart. The second is that you must put Fisheart into your favorite animations and the author in your favorite artists.

Crew goals:
1) Bring the Fisheart score to above 2.00
2) Move the score into the top half of all NG movies
3) Put Fisheart into the NG top 50 list

Also - the first person to create a good logo for FSC members will be the Vice President of the crew.

Disclaimer: I do not know the author of Fisheart in any way, shape, or form, but would be honored to have him aboard the FSC.

Response to: Fisheart is not a turd Posted October 11th, 2003 in General

FISHEART UPDATE!!!

Great news everybody! Fisheart has risen to 1.46... that's almost a passing grade! Anybody interested in joining the Fisheart Support Crew check it out in the Clubs and Crews Forum.

Fisheart is not a turd Posted October 10th, 2003 in General

Go check out the Turd for this week - if it doesn't make you laugh out loud you are a humorless bastard.

Response to: Will we ever find any Bloody WMD? Posted September 24th, 2003 in Politics

Not one iota of WoMD have been found in Iraq. A huge report on the matter was expected in mid-September but since it contained nothing the White House declined to release it. Also, there are no substantial links between Saddam and Al-Queda and not a shred of evidence that he was starting a nuclear program.

The French were right
*hugs a frog*

Response to: What game here is the worst, IYO? Posted September 23rd, 2003 in General

I think that Fishy and Sir Piss Alot Ep.2 are two of the best, but most people think they suck.

Response to: Newgrounds Barbecue Posted September 23rd, 2003 in General

A big fat crack rock.

Response to: Nephthys is a guy Posted September 18th, 2003 in General

At 9/18/03 01:54 PM, PimpMasterDDOG wrote:
At 9/18/03 01:46 PM, RoboTripper wrote:
YOUR CONFESSION!!!

As well as a promise to stop tricking innocent ng users who just wanna have good clean straight cyber.
OMG, you just totally admitted you are a loser! Hahahaha, "innocent NG users who wanna have a good clean straight cyber"....

Oh God, go jack off to Sailor Moon...

OMG, you post 11 times a day and are pussywhipped by a "chick" you don't even know! Pot calling the kettle black methinks...

Response to: Nephthys is a guy Posted September 18th, 2003 in General

At 9/18/03 10:00 AM, Nephthys wrote:
At 9/18/03 09:57 AM, Dante wrote:
well this topic turned out to be so productive.

What exactly was it supposed to "produce"?

YOUR CONFESSION!!!

As well as a promise to stop tricking innocent ng users who just wanna have good clean straight cyber.

As for not saving the weblog, well I just didn't happen to do it... but I have a really good memory so my transcription is pretty exact.