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Stereotyping 15 year olds really isn't that fair. I'm 15 and the majority of what you said about 15 year olds is true, but I however don't believe in any of it.

This movie has a deeper, darker story underneath the cute dancing penguins. It involves cults, retarded children, and penguin suicide bombers. This movie is epic win.

This will be the zend to the mispronunciations forever.

I've never tried any drugs, but from what I've heard, mushrooms sound very intriguing to me. Pot however bothers me, because the majority of the kids at my school who smoke are complete fucktards who fail at school and are gonna end up failures in life. If I can find someone at my school who is responsible and can show me it won't then I might try it.

I just wanted to tell everyone this. The wii browser is out.

HOLY SHIT. I LIVE IN THE STATE OF JEFFERSON.

I would rather not be associated with oregonians, nor californians, so the state of Jefferson is right up my alley.

Tetanus shots tend to stay sore for a while after you get them. I mean , I remember getting mine, and my arm hurt for a couple days after.

There is no such thing as the "Gay Gene". Just think about it. How could a gay gene exist if gay people don't naturally reproduce? When gay people do reproduce, why don't their children end up gay. If you look at the basics of genetics, a gay gene shouldn't exist and will probablly never exist. Actually, if anything, the gene is a mutation that is made to cut out the weak in the species by making them not reproduce. So just the idea of a "gay gene" is silly. It was just made to explain why some people ended up gay. I think being gay is entirely a psycological ordeal, that comes from either early childhood stimuly, or some traumatic event in a persons life time.

Never-ending Carbomb

I remember it, it was pretty tight.

I personally believe god created the world, then sort of set it out on its own, it was no longer being controlled by god. So when people complain about god not saving the earth from natural disasters and other travesties, I believe its not his responsibility to do anything, we should instead rely on ourselves, and when people die, they should be mourned. Not everyone can be saved, people just have to accept that.

The ability to shrink only your internal organs. You'd end up just suffacating from your lungs being the size of quarters.

It would make alot more sense to just sniff dry erase markers, or spraypaint, but fucking choking yourself?

What kind of asshole gets 2 xbox 360's? I would fukken kick his balls so hard they would fly out his nostrils and dangle.

Get used to it. There are things that help with highschool. Like the pitiful attempt to eventually get sex.

This is beyond amazing. You sir tell the truth like no other person that I've ever heard.

Heart attack after 3 days of coke and hot sex.

My teacher said this in my geometry class.

What did the acorn say it when it grew up?

Gee I'm a tree.

Let it sink in.

I like the cut and fried variety. I makes my heart clogolishes

He fails at good suicide. I myself would take a pill of Francium, which reacts extremly violently with water. Then along with that pill I would drink around 3 gallons of water. Then I would skydive over my town after doing the first to steps. Then about at 1000 feet I would explode launching my guts and blood across my town. Now thats a great suicide.

Well, if its any reassurance, your not worth the bullet.

I'm talking to wicker right now on msn. I go to his school, it is complete bullshit. Apparently he went to his friends house, found porn, and watched it with like 5 guys in a room. It obviusly lead to buttsechs

Your so full of shit sean its spewing out very orifice known to man. I know this didn't happen, and I know it never will.

P.S. I know you, I know what you've done, and I know what you will do, which is not have sex.

Thats probablly healthier then the girls at my school, who call themselves fat when they way 110 pounds.

I find that all the people in my grade are un-motivated to succeed in life. What I dont understand is why they dont relise that if they dont do good in school, the rest of there life is gonna suck ass.

My freshman year was so fucking easy. No one hassled me, no one picked on me, it was just another year of school. But I am 5' 10'' and 180 pounds. If your tiny, you usually get picked on.

If your a real fan, you watch the japenese sub.

i get to start wensday, thank you for freshmen day.

Even though most of those are facts that are widely ignored, America is still far better then most of the countries in the world. We have the highest standard of living. Its hard to judge the entire country based on the few idiots who make are country look bad.

Pomeranians are for gay people. Beagles are for manly men like me.