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At 4/8/04 07:44 AM, SKS wrote: what was the mistake?

I wasn't paying attention and gave him an inside-out armpit, so he had a lump instead of a pit. Like a made-up muscle.

This was for school a year or so ago. Which is why it lacks any nudity/violence/idiocy. Pretty good stuff.

The hair is covering up a mistake I made. Don't tell anyone.

I just drew this. First drawing I've done in months.

Don't get sad, get mad. GET MAD. Break some things. Then, if you still don't feel better. Do some volunteer work. And hit on bitches you have no chance with.

I walked out of an In Flames show a year or two ago. I was there to see the opening bands. In Flames is just silly.

Don't forget his work with Dillenger Escape Plan. Rock.... Paper... Scissors.... Rock... Paper.... Scissors... WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!

I am very concerned about the lack of unimaginative Matrix spoofs today. WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE PORTAL?!

Without a doubt, the most overrated is Wolvie. He is the absolute worst artist on NG, and has made the front page at least twice (he did that Gollum movie). No sense of humor at all, zero creativity. Legendary Frog is a great animator, who relies a little to heavily on other people's material for jokes, and some of his stuff isn't that funny. Return of Ganondorf is a classic. And anyone who says you can't critique a movie if you've never made one is fooling themselves. Do you like/dislike motion pictures without making your own?

I gave it a 3. Not very funny, and about a year too late. Fuck matrix movies. The art was mostly very good, though.

I'm in SD. I'd drag my carcass out to wherever for a peek at some old-school 2D action gaming.

Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice
Elvis Costello - Gloomy Sunday
Pinback - Boo
Alan Parsons Project- Same Old Sun

Depressing music rules

Veggie, if you want to have a moment of silence every time someone dies, whether their death was shocking or not, or happened along with hundreds of other deaths or not, please do. In fact, start now, and maybe you can be silent for the rest of your life. Sounds good to me. Hey, there was a car accident on the way home today. Looks like someone died. I didn't know them, neither did you, their death isn't unique or significant really, but hey, instead of responding why don't you have a moment of silence in their honor?

At 3/16/04 02:54 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: Yesterday, we held three minutes of silence in my school for the victims of the attack in Madrid. Yes, three minutes for two hundred people.

Do you have any idea how many minutes the people in Asia or Africa, who work themselves to death in sweat shops to deliver us cheap clothes get, or all the people in third world countries wo are starving to death because we use all the soil to feed our livestock, or all the people in Afghanistan and Iraq who got bombed an shot because the US wanted some cheap oil reserves? Lemme see... nothing plus nothing plus nothing is..... NOTHING!

Hold silences EVERY time something bad happens -especially when we caused it- or don't hold silence at all!

Yeah, because there is all that oil in Afganistan, right? RIGHT? Seriously, what the fuck are you even talking about? We can't have moments of silence if all the sweatshop workers in other countries can't join us? What the fuck influence do we have on that? See other countries have different governments. Yeah. Think about it. Moron.

Oh and silence EVERY TIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS... wow. Just wow. Cut your balls off now, I don't want to see what happens when an idiot like you has to raise kids.

When I quit, I decided that whenever I felt like a cigarette I would either run a mile or do fifty pushups. So I quit AND got in shape. Plus it has the subconscious effect of you not wanting to have a cigarette, cuz your body gets so tired. Of course, that doesn't really work when you smoke at work, so when I wanted to smoke at work I thought of something I could buy when I get off of work with the money i was saving (a CD, a soda, whatever). This was after smoking for about three years, and I've been off for two now.

At 3/14/04 08:41 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Every sorority has a variation of this ritual. Ever heard of the gooey cookie?

AKA the Limp Biscuit, and yes.

Supposedly one of the rituals that they make you perform is jacking off into a coffin. Or so I heard.

At 3/11/04 10:45 PM, Thnikkaman wrote: your still not funny. >:(

Thank you for contributing the only picture in this thread that even approaches being funny.

I would prefer the driver be arrested and their license suspended. But I guess if they passed a test, they can drive. So whatever.

At 3/11/04 01:53 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: The only movie in which the game came CLOSE to being halfway as good as it was LOTR, and even then, it didn't touch the movie.

You are forgetting True Lies, Goldeneye, Die Hard (old NES one, not that Nakitomi shit), Aladdin, and The Thing. I'm sure there are others.

At 3/11/04 02:51 AM, -eLMo- wrote: ... You guys DO realize that a petition would do nothing... don't you?
Or am I giving you all too much credit?

I would have to go with option B.

I always thought "The Odds" would be a kickass band name. As in it's an odd band, but you also could have songs like "The Odds are against you" or some variation thereof. "No Such Thing" or "The Alternate Ending" would also be a good band names.

Piecemeal Games
Revolver Entertainment
Guillotine Games
End Games

and my personal favorite

Filth Interactive

thats fuckin sweet, admit it

One of my movies has depicted a teenager blowing a fat naked guy, then licking the semen off of his face afterwards.

Another shows an extended shot of a naked guy jacking off with a $100 bill.

Neither were whistled.

So I guess it depends heavily on what the context is, if there is any artistic merit or not.

At 3/9/04 03:37 AM, BlackLightning wrote: i like shaved or a little patch above the clitoris is just fine but i prefer shaved and no guys dont usaly shave there pubs well i dont

I have, and I do not recommend it. It looks silly and is a motherfucker when it grows back in. Also i didn't want to use the blade on anything else so that was kind of a waste.

In quake 1, I made a skin of myself, put in a bot, and chased myself around with a shotgun. That was the sexiest video game ever. Period.

At 3/8/04 09:24 PM, theshinykitty wrote: *sigh* were losing the old ways... its all "fuck you" , "fuck off"...ect. the only time i ever see "up yours" is in manga.... ok this whole post was pretty random... *wonders if anybody is actually reading this...*

It went away when the Home Alone guy said it when he kamikaze'd his jet into the g-spot of the ship in Independence Day. "Alright you alien assholes. I'm back! UP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS!!!"

Yeah, that pretty much killed it.

I've never been a big fan of finding pubic hair in my teeth.

1.) i am sure flash mx with work with windows ME
2.) all flash is from macromedia. mx is not the same as macromedia. you seem a little confused.

I prefer shaved, but it does carry a hazard: stubble. So you best be shaving regularly, or else it gets rough to show any love.