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Meat = Murder

Eating meat = Getting rid of Murder

At 12/5/12 05:33 PM, Auz wrote: Have you tried clearing your browser cache (ctrl + f5)? If you reload that way it should appear.

Tried now at least, no different outcome though. Do you mean right after posting, or?

Brain, does not compute. Human, oxygen, yes. Humanoid, other mean of breathing, brain melt.

At 12/5/12 04:53 PM, CloseThyDoor wrote:

At 12/5/12 04:34 PM, Linktopast wrote:

Do you have any ideas, NG?

you basically have to go up to her in your underwear and do the pyramid dance while the song "if i go crazy will you still call me superman" is playing in the background. It will impress her.

Pretty much this, this is a bit more challenging way, but more sure too. If you aren't able to acquire underwear though, don't worry, you should be fine as long as you are able to nail the dance

When I make a post, it some times becomes invisible to me. it does show that I made the last post, and my post count increases, but I simply can't see them sometimes when I get back to look for it

I don't like hating singers. I just don't like some, and thus enjoy making fun of them. I don't relly enjoy the fact I don't like them. But, I guess on as far as I could go on the topic, it would be all the usual ones, Bieber, Minaj, such

Grab one of her boobs and whisper to her "let me ride you to sunset". Works every time, it's just up to how you pull it off

At 12/5/12 04:26 PM, dragoswrath wrote: Hawaiian flame shirts. Fedoras. Crocs with socks.
This guy has more fashion sense in his left testicle than any of you will ever have in your entire lives.

I wouldn't be so sure, my left testicle did surprise me the other day by wearing a quite nice leather vest

At 12/5/12 04:18 PM, Boomstick wrote: I just want someone to love and hold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

Socks. Woolly socks. Might as well start wishing for them when I know I'll get something like that anyway

I never really listened him, not my kinda music, but I heard about him here and there. Always a shame when talented people like him pass away

At 12/5/12 03:58 PM, Boomstick wrote:

At 12/5/12 12:27 PM, liljim wrote: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/blowjobs-great-for -everyone-2012082338960

Blowjobs actually help pregnant women over their morning sickness.

I know it helped me. Thank god I was born without spine so I could take care of that without the woman in the house

No socks with crocs on thursday? I almost thought this guy had style

At 12/5/12 03:49 PM, naronic wrote: Your profile says your a girl, so when did you get the sex change?

Maybe she feels she's a female in man's body

Only got one myself, and overrated? Hell no, underrated, even if she did make a mark with her teeth. Then again, I'd fuck a goat if I could catch one

At 12/5/12 03:35 PM, tox wrote:

At 12/5/12 03:32 PM, Rjsto wrote: By now I think half the internet are furries, me included. I can't see what really is so strange on that. What I find is strange, is how people are sometimes overly bothered what other person beats his meat to

touchÃf© my good sir, you have won this argument, i tip my hat

Ah, if I had known we were arguing, I might have thrown a few insults in there. What a potential opportunity missed

At 12/5/12 03:30 PM, tox wrote:

At 12/5/12 03:26 PM, Rjsto wrote:

At 12/5/12 03:20 PM, tox wrote: well.. im a furry... i guess every man to his own being...

I don't think I understand how you being furry has to do with this. Does that mean you like the idea of slug sex to begin with? I know being a furry doesn't automatically mean that, but I can't see any other reason to bring that to light

furries are "strange"
people fucking slugs are "strange"

the similarity between the two is that they are strange
so i cant call him strange because he could call me strange...
so i will let it pass knowing that im not someone to start something/ shit storm/ flame war

i did not know this is a hard concept to grasp... :/

By now I think half the internet are furries, me included. I can't see what really is so strange on that. What I find is strange, is how people are sometimes overly bothered what other person beats his meat to

At 12/5/12 03:20 PM, tox wrote: well.. im a furry... i guess every man to his own being...

I don't think I understand how you being furry has to do with this. Does that mean you like the idea of slug sex to begin with? I know being a furry doesn't automatically mean that, but I can't see any other reason to bring that to light

I wouldn't say I'm smart, but I wouldn't say I'd be stupid either. Or actually, yeah, I would say that latter. But only because I have learning phobia

At 12/5/12 11:34 AM, HomicidialFrog wrote:

At 12/5/12 11:29 AM, TailsPrower wrote: You just couldn't settle for a glass full of marshmallows, could you? Like I said in chat, I am revoking your dick.

pic and size relevant.

A glass full of marshmallows isn't slimy and wet enough. It doesn't feel like a dripping wet vagina in anyway!

Just add water and you should be good to go

Go to corner, roll into a ball, think your situation, and cry. If the second last phase sounds too bad, replace it with noticing that your avatar looks like it may very well be Justin Bieber. Ending should be the same nevertheless

Only a bad case of DISCO FEVER!

...okay not that either. Been all good, even though Finland's winters really aren't made for me

Ah, as soon as i saw clubs and crews subforum, this was about what I was looking for. Hello hello from a complete newbie