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Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted December 1st, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/1/09 03:26 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: I wonder where Risterajas is with his young loud mouth rudeness? Oh yeah, the Wild suck!

surprise cockfag

Response to: Human extinction? Posted April 29th, 2008 in General

You do think too much, and I think, that I won't care come the time human extinction does hit, as inevitable as it is.

The worst thing that can happen is death. Not as intimidating on an individual scale.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 4/25/08 03:52 PM, FBIpolux wrote: It's never a bad thing to say out loud what everyone thinks is it?

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A long message for you.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

Haha, don't be ridiculous.

I would never cut and run. Our troops will remain in eBaumsworld until the war is finished, and stability is obtained.

A long message for you.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 4/25/08 03:20 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

it sounds like you're just trying to get this country off the rail. I've said all I had to say in my first and second debate.. and if you disagree with what I've said you probably don't care about America, or accepted the fact it was going to stay a cesspool of crap. I wasn't trying to talk like if I was a President, or anything, I don't see why I shouldn't be able to say what I believe is wrong in American without having people tell me I'm acting like if I was hopelessly trying to get elected. Can't we just be completely honest here and make a campaign in order to see a little change in this country without having people think you are acting like a candidate for office?

Might as well get this country back on the rails!

Let the Conversation Begin!!

*fake cries* then downs shot of whiskey

A long message for you.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 4/25/08 03:08 PM, FBIpolux wrote: all right that was funnier than on paltalk. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS WASHINGTON NOT PHILLY

Obviously he was drawing parallel to the fact that you sound like you're running for office. As was I in my previous post.

Philly=Washington, NG Office=Whitehouse. But I figured you'd pick up on that.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 4/25/08 02:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote
I agree with this there. Knowing the law isn't everything... Impartiality is the biggest part of the role I believe. Even though... I believe this impartiality is not always respected... Especially when regular Americans break the law or disrupt the American people and our way of life.

I bring Change.

A long message for you.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

At 4/25/08 01:46 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: In fact most users could. I really think that availability is the top concern when they mod people. You could be an excellent mod, but if you can't be here it doesn't really matter.

I don't disagree that a large percentage of the users on this forum could moderate TOPICS easily. In terms of knowing what to delete and what to lock. The main issue is not availability, considering most of the mods aren't here or don't mod already, the main problem is people skills. And having the ability to put up with constant abuse and constant insults and REMAIN fair and impartial regardless. Some folks certainly cannot do that, which I assume is the reason why Tom wants 18+ users.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

Quite convenient timing FBI

HEY GUYS LOOK IM SUPER RESPONSIBLE AND CONCERNED LOOK LOOK LOOK

:)

Response to: Zerok is a fantastic person Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

Really, really gay.

Really.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

At 4/24/08 03:11 PM, Corky52 wrote: And you were eager to show me that. Looks like it matches the definition pretty good.

Looks like you just may have a learning disability.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

At 4/24/08 02:51 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I'm just tired of having to search for thirty minutes before finally finding an interesting thread. Tired of the overdone parody threads, annoying memes, spam, etc. Brah

Yea, you do have an excellent point FBI. I mean, what if, hypothetically, you could just like.. find a way to filter out these bad topics. You know? Like, remove them and their creators from the BBS.

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Response to: NewGround forum users Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

NGers, obv

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

At 4/24/08 02:24 PM, Corky52 wrote: He didn't say all of the time. You must not be able to read very good. He says how having fun is important, while being a dumbass about it isn't.

I liked the part in his "Long Message for you" where he begged the mods to let them in to their club.

It really spoke from the heart.

Response to: A long message for you. Posted April 24th, 2008 in General

Wahhh lets all be politically correct all the time and not have fun and pretend like this isn't the internets.

Keeeeeeeeeeeener

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/23/08 10:22 PM, Tluck-Person wrote: Also, I am glad to see that HongKong isn't complaining about his Flames..... Yet.

Thaaaaat's because he's banned

Response to: Newgrounds President Revealed! Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

How come there is no Octagon candidate?

What a fake election.

Response to: Dear, Dirty Syko.. Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

He's around. Frequently. Just not posting. And he most certainly didn't forget about NG.

Partly due to the fact that the BBS used to be pretty cool and tight-knit, now... well..

Response to: Gta Iv Leaked! Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Smashing Pumpkins huh? Makes me wonder if they get a whole host of big name artists to contribute, since year after year the sound track seems to get better.

Interesting that the character model still runs and jumps the same though. Everything looks for more realistic. I just hope the have a similar physics engine that Saints Row utilized, because it's really what made that game brilliant.

Can't wait to preorder.

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/23/08 04:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've picked for this round wins in the East for Montreal and Pittsburgh, while the West will hopefully see wins for Colorado and San Jose. I've gone wildly different from my mum's calls, as she managed 6/8 just on the names, which is quite scary, as she does this every year!

Before the playoffs started I called Philly to make the final, and I wasn't too sure, but I called the other sixth seed Colorado to get there too.

So far i've only predicted one series incorrectly, and that was the Ducks and Stars. I'm not so sure if Colorado can get past the behemoth Wings, but really, they have a habit of choking against teams with a little more leadership. Who's the leader on the Wings anyways? McCarty? Liddy? There's something just not as threatening as Brendan or Stevie.

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 23rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Not even the Flyers wanted the Flyers to win.

And then they were like

"nah nvm lol"

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

It's really too bad Philly won.... and the Habs for that matter.

Guess there are no Cinderella's in hockey this year.

Response to: The Call Of Duty 4 Clan Headquarter Posted April 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/22/08 07:09 PM, snokrazy720 wrote: To everyone that plays....do u somedays get 1st thru 3rd every match and other days get almost last match after match? it hella pisses me off...lol...i start to think i am getting good...then getting PWND over and over its like WTF this is bullshit time to throw the controller at the TV

Ah, not to brag, but if i'm not first every game i'll be second. Or at least i'll always have the best ratio. It's all about practice and strategy.

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/22/08 04:03 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: You started this by typing "Faggit" on my profile Risterajas.

yeeaa, only I didn't send threatening PMs and create alt accounts simply to insult you, nor did I send PM after PM to a certain mod littered with insults. Nor do I constantly insult everyone that isn't a fan of the Flames, or any team I like for that matter.

It's okay though, you obviously have some kind of anger-related mental disorder. It's not your fault mommy drank when she was preggers.

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

EA sports and TSN did a simulation of the playoffs before they started. This was the result, and it's very... very interesting.

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2008 NHL Playoff Simulation - Series Breakdown

EASTERN CONFERENCE Quarterfinals
(1) Montreal vs. (8) Boston
Boston had not beaten Montreal yet this season until the first two games of this series, and it started to look like rookie goalie Carey Price was not going to be the star the Canadians needed him to be. After a stunning performance in games three and four, Price seemed to have turned the corner, allowing only 1 goal on 60 shots over the two games. The Canadians spread the offense around with multiple goals coming from Alex Kovalev and Michael Ryder throughout the rest of the series as Montreal was able to hold on and finish off the Bruins in seven.
Montreal wins series 4-3

(2) Pittsburgh vs. (7) Ottawa
The Senators skate into this match up a shadow of the team they started the season with. With their captain Daniel Alfredsson out with an injury, the Senators didn't put up much of a fight against the hungry Penguins. Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Marion Hossa continuously lit up the scoreboard throughout the series including a 7-2 rout in game 3. Jordan Staal also found the scoreboard potting 3 in the series against Ottawa. Marc-Andre Fleury was solid when he needed to be but wasn't challenged significantly at any point in the series losing only one game in the series.
Pittsburgh wins series 4-1

(3) Washington vs. (6) Philadelphia
The Capitals arrive at this series after tenaciously clawing their way into the playoffs, led by Alexander Ovechkin - winner of the scoring race. The Flyers chances of winning this series lay in their ability to stop Ovechkin and Niklas Backstrom - a tough job in one night, flirting with the impossible when you have to do it for an entire series. The Flyers toughness won out following a break out performance by Daniel Briere and Valclav Prospal in combination with tight checking from Mike Richards that stopped the unstoppable Ovechkin. The Flyers come back from a 3-2 deficit to take the series in 7.
Philly wins series 4-3

(4) New Jersey vs. (5) New York Rangers
The veteran power of the Rangers was a bit too much for the Devils to handle in this first round battle of the goalies. Henrik Lundqvist and Martin Brodeur both brought their A-game in this low scoring series. After trading back to back victories on their home rinks it was a break out performance by ex-Devil Scott Gomez that beat his former netminder. Gomez had two goals in each of New York's wins in games 5 and 7.
New York wins series 4-3

WESTERN CONFERENCE Quarterfinals
(1) Detroit vs. (8) Nashville
Despite all efforts from the Predators they just couldn't get the puck past Dominic Hasek enough times to have a chance in this series. Hasek posted two shutouts and gave up only 1 goal in each of the other games. Combined with two, 2-goal games from Henrik Zetterberg and this series was over in a flash.
Detroit wins series 4-1

(2) San Jose vs. (7) Calgary
The red hot Sharks were pushed to the brink of elimination from a Flames team that wasn't going to go down easy. The Flames jumped to an early series lead taking the first two games in San Jose and kept Joe Thornton relatively quiet. That shook up Thornton who went on to score 5 goals in the next three games. With strong play from Patrick Marleau and great goaltending from Evgeni Nabokov in game 7, the Sharks manage to stave off early elimination.
San Jose wins series 4-3

(3) Minnesota vs. (6) Colorado
Jose Theodore closed the door on all of Minnsota's shooters including the usually reliable Marion Gaborik. With Colorado generating offense from its key forwards - Peter Forsberg, Paul Statsny and Milan Hejduk - this series was never really within reach for the Wild.
Colorado wins series 4-0

(4) Anaheim vs. (5) Dallas
The defending Stanley Cup champions proved to be no match for Mike Ribeiro and the Dallas Stars winning only the opening game before losing the next four in the series. Brad Richards leadership and experience quickly lead the Stars past the floundering Ducks.
Dallas wins series 4-1

EASTERN CONFERENCE Semifinals
(1) Montreal vs. (6) Philadelphia
Coming off a very close round one match up, Montreal looked to wrap this series up quickly with two decisive victories on their home ice. Philly looked to be exhausted after a tough matchup with the Capitals and were quickly down 3 -1. They were able to squeeze one more victory over a seemingly unshakable Carey Price before losing the final contest in game 6.
Montreal wins series 4 -2

(2) Pittsburgh vs. (5) New York Rangers
Pittsburgh top scorers Crosby and Malkin continued to put up significant numbers and made Lundqvist look like less of the superstar goalie he had become in the Eastern Conference this season. The Rangers scorers could not answer offensively and managed only one victory before this series ended.
Pittsburgh wins series 4-1

WESTERN CONFERENCE Semifinals
(1) Detroit vs. (6) Colorado
Detroit managed to score on Jose Theodore a little more frequently than the Wild were able to do in the first round, which proved to be enough for them to scrape by the Avalanche in a seven game series that went back and forth until the final buzzer. This was a low scoring tilt where Hasek proved to be the better goalie.
Detroit wins series 4-3

(2) San Jose vs. (5) Dallas
San Jose flew out to a quick 3 - 0 series lead and looked to put away the Stars in a sweep, before the Stars were finally able to solve Nabokov. After two hard fought victories, the Stars were sent to the golf course at the end of game 6.
San Jose wins series 4-2

EASTERN CONFERENCE Finals
(1) Montreal vs. (2) Pittsburgh
Arguably the most intense series of the entire 2008 playoffs, this was a classic matchup between a team of snipers and a goalie who was playing unbelievable hockey. Carey Price was phenomenal, regularly facing 45 shots a game. It was also the return of Saku Koivu to the Montreal lineup, who led by example netting 3 goals and 6 assists over the seven game series. This battle goes in favor of the Habs, and sends the young guns home one game short.
Montreal wins series 4-3

WESTERN CONFERENCE Finals
(1) Detroit vs. (2) San Jose
After splitting the first two games, San Jose came out hard at home and jumped to a 3-1 series lead. Joe Thornton was a force on the ice throwing the body and getting great scoring chances almost every time he hit the ice. Detroit battled back to win game 5, but in the end Thornton and the Sharks pushed their way into the Stanley Cup Finals.
San Jose wins series 4-2

STANLEY CUP Finals
(1) Montreal vs. (2) San Jose
Montreal's Stanley Cup dream came to a disappointing end despite great goaltending from Carey Price. Montreal's offense never arrived in the final series. Alex Kovalev and Saku Koivu were effective, but nowhere close to likes of Joe Thornton who was making it his mission to win a Cup for his team. A low scoring series with great goaltending, the Sharks prevail and win the Cup for the first time in their franchise history, and giving Thornton the well deserved Conn Smythe Trophy.
San Jose wins series 4-3

PLAYOFF POINT LEADERS PTS G A
Alex Kovalev (MTL) 24 11 13
Joe Thornton (SJ) 22 13 9
Sidney Crosby (PIT) 19 7 12
Patrick Marleau (SJ) 17 8 9
Niklas Lidstrom (DET) 17 7 10
Evgeni Malkin (PIT) 16 12 4
Saku Koivu (MTL) 16 5 11
Henrik Zetterberg (DET) 16 11 5
Peter Forsberg (COL) 15 8 7
Mike Ribeiro (DAL) 13 6 7

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
San Jose Sharks

CONN SMYTHE WINNER
Joe Thornton

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Extremely likely outcome, although they didn't predict many upsets. The could get the entire first round correct if the Flames and Caps lose tonight, too. Nevermind that, but they already predicted a few dead on.

I'm not a big fan of all the analysts who said San Jose v Montreal, which is pretty much everyone, but it's not a bad bet.

Response to: Shauna and I.. Posted April 22nd, 2008 in General

Mandatory post of mine.

Guess she did divorce me after all

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 22nd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/22/08 01:36 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: ahhh good ol' Buffalo Wing breath boy, how are you doing? or should I say how are the Sabers doing? Oh I see. They didn't make it.

Do you purposely try to irritate everybody in the entire club at every opportunity? Didn't getting banned for a month for it teach you anything at all?

Jesus. Grow up.

... and it's *Sabres.

Response to: The Call Of Duty 4 Clan Headquarter Posted April 21st, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Just went a healthy 47-4 in TDM, six people a side. One of my better games but not my best.

Also hey sup

Response to: Almost 200 Posts in one day! Posted April 21st, 2008 in General

Kaabi was banned for a while by Maus after going 200 posts in one day.

Course that was like half a decade ago

Response to: NHL Hockey Fan-Club Posted April 21st, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/21/08 07:53 PM, Tluck-Person wrote: OK... other than the Conn Smythe, they should make a playoff goalie award... and Kip would win that lol.

... he got PULLED in the playoffs. And his numbers are still poor in comparison to many other goalies. The second worst GAA in the entire playoffs too...