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Topic: Anyone watch Family Guy tonight?

Posted: 11/08/09 09:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 09:38 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I didn't see it, i was watching Dexter.

Is that show back or was it just a repeat?

Was a good show. It had a very Pulp Fiction kind of esque to it.

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Topic: Scared By A Tramp

Posted: 11/08/09 09:32 PM

Forum: General

I've not met many around the area where I live. I remember going by some whilst my brother was driving a month or so ago, but that was the only 2 in the last few years or so.


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Topic: You know what I hate?

Posted: 11/08/09 09:28 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 09:24 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: WOW, THIS THREAD IS SO ORIGINAL

The same whiny crap goes on here as usual. Eh, one of the only reasons I come here is get some laughs at pre-teen bullshit. Then again, a year or two ago it was you an me doing the same for others.

PS, if somebody doesn't like your review, it doesn't matter. It just means you wasted 5 seconds writing it.

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Topic: Woman retarded after flu shot

Posted: 11/08/09 09:24 PM

Forum: General

Hopefully this one in a million fluke won't make people go batshit crazy about flu shots.


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Topic: Saying "Damn" on a commercial?

Posted: 11/08/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Actually, what most people don't know is that the limits of what you can say are dependent on the channel. You can say bitch, damn, and poontang, pussy, ect in commercials for channels like Comedy Central. Nick and Disney for example, who have audiences of 12 and under, usually have much more strict rules on the level of obcenity in commercials.

It also depends on the time, what country you are in, ect, but I've wrote enough.


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Topic: The Best Thing!

Posted: 11/07/09 08:12 PM

Forum: General

Sliced bread?

I'm getting a little tired of the outgoing athiest fags. I get it you're athiest, i'm not religious either, so stop spamming.

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Topic: Animal Farm - my thoughts

Posted: 11/07/09 08:10 PM

Forum: General

It was just a really satiric novel about the Russian Revolution and the making of Soviet Russia. I thought it was a good book. Not one of my favorites, but a good book. It's message is really outdated, so it's hard to see his Orwells point of view.

I read it a year ago, thought it was ok. It's just explaining that even though people hated the government they had, they simply gave all their power to certain people to make a new one, which gave them the same exact problems they had before. Instead of a shitty monarchy, they had a shitty communist government.


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Topic: Take a beating, or get raped.

Posted: 10/04/09 07:33 PM

Forum: General

Gay people should add me, so we can fuck


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Topic: Going Insane?

Posted: 09/19/09 11:10 PM

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Being able to talk in a philisophical understanding doesn't make you any smarter than your peers. Life isn't predictable. The great think about philosophy is that you can't predict what is going to happen, but you can try to find what will PROBABLY happen.

Skeptisizm is completly ignored when you shower it in your arrogance.


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Topic: Why Do People Call Spanish...

Posted: 09/19/09 11:05 PM

Forum: General

I'll occasionally call spanish "mexican" if it's someone I know who i'm trying to piss off. It's funny to do it to the guys from latin america.


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Topic: I hate people who walks out on movi

Posted: 08/17/09 10:05 AM

Forum: General

I think if you walk out on a movie it's fine, but bitching at everyone before you leave is just dickish.


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Topic: Starting Highschool...

Posted: 08/17/09 10:01 AM

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Don't bother trying to actually do all the work. Just cheat or get in groups for everything even if they say you can't.

It's a chore if you actually try.


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Topic: has anyone heard of the beatles

Posted: 08/13/09 12:47 PM

Forum: General

You know the thread is good when you realize that the troll is getting trolled.


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Topic: The 5 is silent

Posted: 08/13/09 12:38 PM

Forum: General

That Band Slam movie looks like the shittiest movie of the year.

"Follow your dreams, and rock!". Anyone who watches the Disney channel is probably camping in front of the theater for this piece of sick director stew
Ingrediants ;

1. One pound of unfiltered bullshit
2. Hair of Miley Cyrus
3. A $500 budget


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Topic: Newgrounds April Fools Day 2009

Posted: 08/11/09 11:39 PM

Forum: General

It's always funny when days like that come. It's even more funny for me because every April Fools, I forget that it's april first, so it is a suprise to me.


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Topic: Reversed pussy?

Posted: 08/11/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

I don't watch horror movies myself. I find them boring and stupid as hell. I mean who can be suprised when they played music 2 minutes before the guy got stabbed.

It's all the same crap, and they're shitty movies in my opinion to start with.

Very weird thread title

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Topic: Does anybody know...

Posted: 08/11/09 11:34 PM

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I don't know anybody personally. Normally it's based on the states take on piracy. Like Massachusetts has had a lot of people arrested for piracy.

I stopped a long time ago. Itunes has a bigger variety of music, and there's legal ways to get music for free, like sharing cd's with people, like borrowing them.


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Topic: Do you sleep with your socks on?

Posted: 08/11/09 11:30 PM

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I occasionally forget to change before I go to sleep, which doesn't matter because i'll just change/shower in the morning anyway.

Only if it's cold sometimes, but generally no. That feeling of getting your socks off at the end of the day is so satisfying.


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Topic: Homepage?

Posted: 08/11/09 11:29 PM

Forum: General

Well it's either -

1. Make more space for general ads that are appropriate
2. Be like 4chan and make less ad-space, but the ads are of porn sites and place like "fuckbook".

I'd go with 1, because it's more respectable and we have enough people who go to this site for porn, we don't need to make the good guys leave and the lonely douchebags come (if you thinks it's bad now).


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Topic: Is anyone still christian?

Posted: 08/11/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

You don't have to go to church to be Christian. Maybe people are realizing that and stopped coming to church as much.

I personally have no opinion on the matter of religion, it's not something I care or want to think about.


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Topic: Photoshop Charlie Brown!

Posted: 08/11/09 11:25 PM

Forum: General

At 8/11/09 04:30 PM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Lolwut.

This one and the Robert De Niro one are my favorites so far. These guys are actually doing some good photoshops.


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Topic: How Many Songs? Share Your Favorite

Posted: 08/11/09 11:22 PM

Forum: General

I have around 1,500 songs, becuase I can't fit all the music from my mp3 player onto this crappy computer.

Favorite bands - AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Velvet Underground, Queen, Sublime, Supertramp, The Who, Rolling Stones, RBF (Reel Big Fish), MC5, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Guess Who, Grand Funk Railroad, Derek and The Dominos, Dropkick Murphys, Funkadellic, Cock Sparrer, The Clash, The Beatles.

Favorite Solo Musicians - Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, Ry Cooder, Eric Clapton, J Geils, Jimi Hendrix, James "Blood" Ulmer, Janis Joplin, Jeff Beck, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, Juniour Wells, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Van Morrison

Favorite Song - "Rocks Off" by The Rolling Stones


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Topic: stupied arrest records

Posted: 08/11/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

I remember one day I was with some of my friends and the cops were called on us 3 times that day.

Once because a kid was drunkenly walking an intersection when the light was green.
Drunk in public (same kid)
Moving a stop sign from it's original place (funny because the only time where a cop actually found us, because we carried it across a street and we saw a utilities guy, he saw us, we dropped it, he called the cops. Didn't get in any trouble though)

I've had the cops and human services around a couple times, suprisinly I don't do much mayhem, I just hang out with a bad crowd of people, but damn are they fun.


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Topic: Myspace is SiCK and disgusting

Posted: 08/11/09 11:10 PM

Forum: General

I set up an acount a couple days ago. I'm staying away from everything on the site other than friends and occasionally music to add to my playlist.

I was disappointed in learning that switching back to profile 1 is impossible.


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Topic: Condom or Pull-Out?

Posted: 08/11/09 11:02 PM

Forum: General

Condom, but i'd rather have it be the woman taking birth control pills. It's just as effective as a condom but you enjoy sex just as much.


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Topic: The harsh truth of personal stories

Posted: 08/11/09 11:00 PM

Forum: General

Does it really matter. People make these threads all the time and it's just a waste of space. You rarely ever see a story here written by somebody you know in real life, so does it really matter?

And for the original poster, nobody cares what you've been through. That you even mentioned it just show you are an attention whore. Leave and come back when you have something to say that hasn't been said hundreds of times.


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Topic: Longest time on NG at once

Posted: 08/11/09 10:57 PM

Forum: General

I think once I stayed on 4 to 5 hours on clockday or something alternating from voting on flashes to posting on the bbs.


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Topic: Whats your meaning to life??

Posted: 08/11/09 10:55 PM

Forum: General

I want to make an impact on society. Enough that when Marty comes back from the future to take me there the world is completly different.


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Topic: What's with all the energy drinks..

Posted: 08/09/09 12:52 AM

Forum: General

Most people who drink them are stupid kids and fat/unhealthy people. I think powerade and things like that are good if you use up the sugar, but you arn't going to use up 80 grams of sugar with "helping a friend move".


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Topic: Fired! Hire Me? Will Dance 4 Food!

Posted: 08/04/09 04:01 PM

Forum: General

Well if you act pissy and don't try they don't need you when they can get someone who actually cares.

You always have to try, and you stopped, and got fired.


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