At 4/14/08 07:44 PM, dark101 wrote: this sucks

It does, but you get cool points for trying.

At 4/14/08 05:40 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: *whores*

For the win.

Do a barrel roll.

If no barrels are handy, roll SOMETHING. Like Rick.

At 4/16/08 02:00 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Lauren is jealous!

Lauren should fly out here again!
Of course, you and Jordy can have all the fun you want...without us. :(

I'm kinda getting tired of Bru. Somewhere different would be dandy :)

I always thought that MC was overpriced. Thanks for the link.

NeillS did a solo too, but he can't post a link here cause he's banned or something. Anyways, it's a video, yayyyyyy

I'd love to see this album performed live.
CLICK THAT MOUSE, MAN! YEAHHHHH!

At 4/16/08 02:31 AM, ZENON wrote:

At 4/16/08 02:11 AM, Rig wrote: I also left a little message on the front page.

Man, wearing pants hurts. I'm naked for about 80% of my day.

See that red line I drew on the bottom of the head? Yeah. That's where the skin was attached to the foreskin.

Ouuuuuuuuuch. Did you get any anesthetic? If not, bravo.

I also left a little message on the front page.

At 4/16/08 01:46 AM, Father-of-Death wrote:

At 4/16/08 12:47 AM, ZENON wrote: I'm gonna go redraw that dick blimp to exactly how my penis looks right now :(

I'd fuck it.

I'd hit it.

Glad to see you guys approve :)

You know what's funny? I posted pretty much the same thing in this very thread, back in my n00b days. Rucklo deleted my post and banned me for a while.

Since then, I've learned that digging up old threads without a good reason = instaban.

I post when I ban.

o wait

Zenon, if I don't see stitches on your dick-blimp, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

Mine consists of me getting raped in the ear by Zerok's finger while his girlfriend holds me there. If that isn't win, I don't know WHAT is.

Awesome! I wish I could play guitar well enough to solo :(

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At 4/15/08 12:54 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/15/08 12:52 PM, Rig wrote: I made my first account in the spring of '06 - I didn't post much because the BBS scared me.

You 06 n00b.
Teehee. <3

Get back to your old school, old school. The NEW generation is here.
It's funny 'cause I'm older than you.

Drums, guitar, bass, trombone, euphonium, recorder (everyone knows that), tuba, computer.

At 4/15/08 12:42 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Oh wow, Rig must have only just got modded then, I didn't remember him being an audio mod, also he was called RigAudio, oh these memories are good.

I got my name changed in mid-December, and I got modded in mid-February.
lol, good times, eh?

I made my first account in the spring of '06 - I didn't post much because the BBS scared me.

At 4/15/08 11:34 AM, MaestroRage wrote: Visit the free VST/VSTi plug-ins page on my website! Some pretty neat piano VST's findable with a bit of searching.

lol, website whore

At 4/14/08 09:08 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 4/14/08 08:44 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote: I'd say this is a good place to ask the question. As far as your problem goes, what software are you using? It's possible you accidentally enabled something to adjust the pitch.

It looks to me as if it's not a program that has off-pitched sounds, but his whole computer...

No, this forum's fine to ask for computer music help. ;)
It sounds like your clock rate is too high or something. Did you change something from 440hz to a higher number at all?

At 4/15/08 11:50 AM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: On the door, inside, it says "look to your left". When you look left, you see "lean allll the way down for a surprise!"
I leaned, of course. The toilet wasn't properly fastened, and when I shifted my weight, the thing fell over, with me on it, smacking my head to the door. It said "Ha-Ha!" right above the floor.

ROFL. I generally finish up before I follow the instructions of bathroom stall literature.
Someone drew this intricate monster guy that covered almost the whole door in my dorm's bathroom. That's all I can think of atm.

I love how it's been almost two weeks and we're still on the first page of this thing.

i'll submit stuff...

Yes. Yes, you are.

My mommie's the bestest.

At 4/14/08 06:35 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Fucking MIDI rip and the whiny bitch cries that it's a legitimate "remix".

All we can do is jot it down for now... :|
But seriously, these threads don't help anything. PM one of us directly next time you have a complaint.

At 4/14/08 07:56 PM, ZENON wrote: This is way way way WAY more painful than I thought it'd be :(:(:(:(:(:(

Ouch. I'm glad I was too young to remember my circumcision.