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Topic: There is no such thing as chance.

Posted: 12/11/09 09:24 PM

Forum: General

At 12/11/09 12:08 AM, boatwest wrote: well i am not a machine, so chance works on me.

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So you're saying machines that can roll dies and successfully manipulate the roll to make it land on a specific side do exist?

Therefore you are saying you are wrong, because rolling the die ISN'T chance.

Rolling the die is a bad analogy, chance still exists, it's just that dies don't depend on chance, they depend on advanced physics(don't say mathematical probability, although that theory is valid, it's 3rd grade math. :| Advanced physics can tell you what the outcome of a roll will be if you plug in all the factors(like he said, how smooth the die is, how flat the table is, is the table really balanced in a way so that it's not leaning on a side? Is the house that the table is standing on really horizontal? If not, even if it may be slanting to the left by .00006 millimeters, that small slant does make a difference in the outcome.))

However,something like what they had said, taking a chance on the girl and hoping she isn't a homicidal maniac, that isn't chance either.(Not saying chance doesn't exist, I'll get to that later). Experiences in your life determine how trusting you are, as well as how paranoid you are about meeting a random person and that person may be a homicidal maniac. Most people are on the trusting end or non-paranoid side of this.

You call the president, and there are a billion possible secretaries that will pick up the phone and greet you(I know, there aren't a billion secretaries working for the president, it's just hypothetical.).
Now a math problem would be something along the lines of: "Every secretary has an equal chance of picking up the phone to greet you. Therefore if you take a guess which secretary it will be that picks up the phone, there is a 1 in billion chance you will be right."
However, when you apply reality into the problem, you'd realize that this may be impossible. Every person is uniquely different from one another, and in this problem, reaction time matters most. If we entered all the information of their life into an algorithm, we can determine who will be first to pick up every time. (More on algorithms, here's a story from creepypaste(IT'S SO AWESOME, I KNOW) that explains that not everything is chance, given the right tools, everything is pre-determined. Life is largely predetermined, nature is the playground/test field, and your brain receives all the information that can be used by the algorithm, which is the part of the brain that makes decisions: http://www.creepypasta.com/the-algorithm / ).
Now that was only half of the analogy, there's still why you picked that certain secretary. I can explain: Again, many factors determine your guesses. Whether it be you like names that start with x more or you like long names, w/e. Now let's say your guess was unbiased, so we can kick out all the super-obvious information on what you favor to determine your guess(If your guess was biased, it'd be tenfold easier to predict.). There are several ways to guess, and depending on which one you chose, I'll have a different way to present my argument. I will only be showing you 2 ways of guessing though, if you want to me to get more guessing methods to dismantle, then tell me the guessing method, I don't know all of them. Only rule for this is that it can't be done with a computer(Computers are already pre-determined, nothing, not even random name generators, are random, they follow a specific set of binary code rules, or else there'd be chaos, and the computer malfunctions.).

1. Taking out a list and randomly placing your finger on a name.

So this entire argument on it not being chance is basically explaining the physics of where it lands, so expect a lot of physics to follow up on: Depending on how enthusiastic you are about guessing, and many other things that I can determine if I had your entire life and what your brain thought of every second in a computer, I can determine how much effort you are going to put into raising your arm and whether your finger will be outstretched, completely erect(this can be based on how you usually point at things, with a crooked finger or erect.). If you would point your finger to the left or the right, top right, etc., this can be determined simply by examining your pattern of thought from the past and what commands you give yourself when guessing. Do you use reverse psychology and try pick the option opposite of what you guessed, do you go eenie minie mo(in that case, it's merely a matter of counting to determine what you'll pick), do you say the first one that comes to mind, say the first one your eyes landed on, or maybe even the second. All these techniques, when discovered to be used, can be used against you, and once I figure out your method of guessing, I can tell you what you will guess every time with the help of a little bit of physics and psychology, as well as physiology and biology.

2. Sort of a slot machine, where the list is basically repeating for eternity(I know that's impossible, but in order for the slot machine analogy to work by using your hands, this must be done. If you really want to be more realistic, we could say this list extends so far that it reaches the other side of Earth, and comes back around, connecting with the end of the old list, you use one hand to slide the paper forward and keep the names moving while your other hand stays in place as a marker.). Say you get bored of moving your hand, tugging the paper along and decide to stop, or maybe you stop when your arms get tired, perhaps you'll tell yourself to stop moving after 2 seconds, through process of elimination, I can eliminate most of the names that come up later, since 2 seconds isn't going to get you far, I can also eliminate the first several names, since 2 seconds lets your finger travel up the list far enough. Then I can take the speed per second your hand was traveliing at(Again from the 1st analogy, I can pre-determine how much effort you will put in your guesses, etc. just by examining your thought process.) and determine approximately where you will end up.

Now you may be telling yourself that just because all my past actions and patterns affect my daily decisions, it doesn't mean I'm under anyone's control, or that all my random decisions aren't based on chance, well you're not under ANYONE'S control, but rather you are controlling yourself by giving yourself restrictions on what to do and what not to do, how to dress, how to think, how to talk, etc.

These past patterns affect you on a suconscious level that will affect your judgment whether you like it or not. You have to actually use effort if you want free will and not be under your own control.

Now for an example where chance TRULY exists, would be this example:

You approach Starbucks, and decide to order randomly. You place your left hand over your eyes, and just out your right arm at a random spot into the menu. However, you then decide to choose something where you'd normally won't go to. For example, say you usually lean to the right, but this time, you lean to the far left. This time, it's completely up to chance, you just beat the algorithm.

You have to do something totally new every time in order to be considered "free".

Whew, that was a long essay @-@

Hope that cleared things up between you two.

Btw, for further clarification, I'm not on either side, I'm a third side to your little debate. Chance normally doesn't exist, but in rare situations ,they do.


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Topic: Todo list for 2010

Posted: 12/10/09 02:19 AM

Forum: General

Learn how to pole dance.

Do something kinky.

Buy something kinky and use it.(i.e. BDSM whip)

(These are some of my goals btw :3)

Learn 100 sex positions.


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Topic: Mi How Ky Lan

Posted: 12/10/09 02:13 AM

Forum: General

At 12/9/09 10:26 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Chee-sing gwai low.

>: (

Rofl.

I'm Chinese btw. Not telling you guys what it means ;D

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Topic: the age you noticed guys/girls

Posted: 12/02/09 03:52 AM

Forum: General

5.

My dad was watching a porno.


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Topic: Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma

Posted: 11/22/09 03:07 PM

Forum: General

At 11/22/09 07:45 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 11/22/09 07:43 AM, Upyourface wrote:
I know, that's why I said it was stolen; you can't steal something before it's there.
My bad, I thought you were talking about this thread being 'stolen' from the one you posted. Doesn't matter. The guy didn't know this thread existed and the idea never came from Newgrounds to begin with anyway.

My bad 0.0

I really had no idea what to search for, and I ended up searching random words that had little relevance to this thread title.

Pity I was late :/

Although, no one told me until the last few responses, so I assumed this topic was never made, as this is an epic read.


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Topic: Has everyone seen this yet?

Posted: 11/22/09 04:48 AM

Forum: General

Huh.

I thought NG would have been all over this the day it was posted on 4chan or something, as anything big on 4chan usually gets posted here.

Do read it though, it's very good, and everyone gave it 5s, it was slightly contradictory though, like how he fell before the coma but pikachu was still with him.


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Topic: Has everyone seen this yet?

Posted: 11/22/09 04:39 AM

Forum: General

http://community.livejournal.com/pokemon /1575631.html?thread=23233999

:O

Writer is unknown, origin 4chan.

Don't read this if you don't want your world of pokemon shattered.

Found this while stumbling :3


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Topic: how are you funny?

Posted: 11/22/09 02:44 AM

Forum: General

Sexual references.

Mostly about penises.

Oh how I love penises.

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Topic: Most hilarious review you've seen?

Posted: 11/21/09 06:10 PM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 06:00 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 11/21/09 05:52 PM, rifledark1 wrote: Title says it all.
I screenshot most of the funny reviews I get, but they're funny because they're so bad rather than because they're actually funny.

What game was it? :O


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Topic: Most hilarious review you've seen?

Posted: 11/21/09 05:54 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Most hilarious review you've seen?

Posted: 11/21/09 05:52 PM

Forum: General

Title says it all.

I got a good laugh off of this one reviewer while browsing the mature section of Newgrounds(Not for the hentai or porn... I can find better ones elsewhere <.<)

Most hilarious review you've seen?


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Topic: How safe is it to be nude?

Posted: 11/18/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 05:21 AM, FBIpolux wrote: When google fails, ask Newgrounds.

And fail more.

The community here is great fun, I was expecting a good laugh, and you people never fail at entertaining me :D

At 11/17/09 09:12 AM, RollLip wrote:
At 11/17/09 02:06 AM, rifledark1 wrote: (Cold wind hitting chest=deadly disease).
have fun believing everything your parents tell you.

Lol, just searched it up, it doesn't exist or google failed again....

That was my parents btw, it's a long story...


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Topic: How safe is it to be nude?

Posted: 11/17/09 02:44 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 02:18 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: It depends. From what you posted, it seems that you'll be living fine. I just wanna know that disease you get from if your chest is subjected to cold.

Would you mind telling me what it feels like to be a nudist? It'd be pretty cool to know what it's like so people don't get me wrong on the subject.

I feel liberated, free from what society tells me to do. A rebel of sorts.

I'm indulging in primal pleasures, it feels good to just not be bound by a cage consisting of clothes.

All in all, it's very nice. Try it some time at home when no one's around or when camping.


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Topic: How safe is it to be nude?

Posted: 11/17/09 02:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 02:09 AM, b-rod wrote: I'm going to need pictures, for research purposes.

Only if you give me yours for "insurance" ;3


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Topic: I Hate Weed

Posted: 11/17/09 02:09 AM

Forum: General

Have you ever been tripping before? For some people, it's fun as hell, for others, it's a "waste of time".

Only judge until after you experienced it.

It's fun cuz stuff gets fucked up.


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Topic: How safe is it to be nude?

Posted: 11/17/09 02:06 AM

Forum: General

I'm a nudist and I usually do things nude/half nude, but I'm wondering if it's really healthy.

I tried searching it up on google, but came up with little results pertaining to what I was searching for, needless to say, some of it was porn, some of it was celebrity news.

I'm aware that sleeping nude is only hazardous if you don't keep a safe and well-cleaned environment in your sleeping area or if you have bugs in the area that can crawl into your body(My house is.... special. All my doors leading outside have rubber at the bottom so that there is no space between the bottom of the door to the floor that's not sealed off. All my windows have nets on them so air can still flow in, but bugs can't.

For everything else, I have no idea.

I know running nude can cause a disease(Cold wind hitting chest=deadly disease).

Any links/help would be nice. This is in no way meant to be perverted, this is serious, I need to know if this will affect my health in any way at all.


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Topic: Any good bodybuilding communities?

Posted: 11/01/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

Trying to search for a community of bodybuilders who are willing to help others with their workouts.

Post links, anything at all.

I expect lots of spam, but I'm posting this same topic in every forum I know, so w/e.


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Topic: NG humor =/= other sites humor

Posted: 10/15/09 12:58 AM

Forum: General

At 10/14/09 09:06 PM, armorwarrior wrote: I didn't find that very funny, but you're right about other sites, I usually just get banned for my jokes...

Me too.

:(

I got banned 3 times on the same site. Lol.

Last straw was for linking to Nailin' Palin.


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Topic: How evil are you?

Posted: 10/14/09 05:05 AM

Forum: General


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Topic: I'm expected to give advice...

Posted: 10/14/09 04:50 AM

Forum: General

Talk with your friends.

If they're really your friends, they'll understand the stress you're going through and will give you time. Friends should be there for each other, but you've done more than enough.

You have a good idea of what to do, you seem like someone with good logic and very understanding, your own advice this time is quite good actually.Perhaps all this problem solving has put too much stress on your own life, take a break from it.


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Topic: Teen set on fire over stolen bike!!

Posted: 10/14/09 04:24 AM

Forum: General

http://kotaku.com/5381101/15-yr+old-set-
on-fire-started-over-video-game-debt

This is the full story, that article missed some things.


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Topic: Most cruel thing youve done

Posted: 10/14/09 04:23 AM

Forum: General

Neglecting my real true love for the first few years of grade school, only to fall in love with her near the end, I felt like such a fool, and I broke her heart so many times unintentionally before then.


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Topic: Small question about Brackenwood.

Posted: 10/03/09 08:00 PM

Forum: General

At 10/3/09 07:59 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:
At 10/3/09 07:58 PM, rifledark1 wrote:
At 10/3/09 07:54 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Waterlollies was at the top for quite the fucking time if I remember correctly.
Earlier than that.
Well, seeing as how high Adam is held, it was probably Bitey and littlefoot, most Flashes he submit hit the top and stay there.

Lol, All right, I'll just include all of them in the debate I was going to reference them in XD


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Topic: Small question about Brackenwood.

Posted: 10/03/09 07:58 PM

Forum: General

At 10/3/09 07:54 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Waterlollies was at the top for quite the fucking time if I remember correctly.

Earlier than that.


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Topic: Small question about Brackenwood.

Posted: 10/03/09 07:53 PM

Forum: General

At 10/3/09 07:49 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: It's still one of the best on the site.

No, I'm being serious.


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Topic: I love abortions

Posted: 10/03/09 07:52 PM

Forum: General

That's an odd concept.... Stop being emo is my advice... Some people actually do enjoy life btw.
Or maybe you're just a troll who's messing with us... Probably the above.

At 10/3/09 07:41 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...

Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.

That is such a heartwarming story <3

Was it copypasta? If so, from where?

If you did write that up, you're a great writer ~<3
Hmm... Going to be typing a bunch of stuff so I can include your entire quote in my post :3


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Topic: Small question about Brackenwood.

Posted: 10/03/09 07:44 PM

Forum: General

Was it Bitey of Brackenwood that took 1st place in flash portal for a few years? Or was it littlefoot? If neither, please tell me which it was. Thanks for replies.


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Topic: why?

Posted: 09/29/09 05:10 AM

Forum: General

Sex.

It feels good and it enables future generations to bask in its glory.


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Topic: Wtf do girls do in spare time?

Posted: 09/29/09 05:06 AM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 05:00 AM, andale524 wrote:
At 9/29/09 04:42 AM, rifledark1 wrote: I hang out with a lot of girls(usually I'm the only guy in the group.).
same

They talk about guys
true but I am not bi so but I can still join the conversation

and yes you are one of those people who say you are bi just to get attention

Then explain how there's gay porn I fap to once in a while in my hard drive. Fucking asshole.


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Topic: Your name on urban dictionary

Posted: 09/29/09 05:02 AM

Forum: General

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=Benjamin

Apparently, I'm awesome in bed.

Fuck yeah.


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