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XP images Posted January 30th, 2002 in General

anyone know why im getting this weird "grayed out" effect on my images? (below)

XP images

Response to: Gaming network..making website £$! Posted December 27th, 2001 in General

At 12/27/01 04:57 PM, GooseberryClock wrote:
At 12/26/01 06:21 PM, RichL wrote: Watsammata with exitfuel?
It's not NetCaptor friendly. Click on the tab and NetCaptor goes behind all your other windows. Once you get it back up, the screen is all grey.

Hey, i didnt say it was good for visitors..i said it can make some cash! it pisses people right off up the barker, but at least im cashing in off it!

and i know its a ref=echeats, thats because i reffered people to it, and for that i should get something, i know no one would actually signup thru that link- most of you are completely tight assholes and would never dream of doing such a thing!

P.S. I sold echeats last month for over 1,500£..and now the bloke that bought it off me is also letting me still place my ads on it..what a jackass!

Response to: Gaming network..making website £$! Posted December 26th, 2001 in General

At 12/26/01 05:16 PM, GooseberryClock wrote: KILL EXITFUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watsammata with exitfuel?

And the URL always works, must just be a human error on your part

Gaming network..making website £$! Posted December 26th, 2001 in General

If anyone has a really decent gaming site (online gaming is what we really need), then please reply to this post..as we may want you to be in our gaming network, it will increase your traffic and your site will be part of a fine network of other gaming related sites..

If anyones interested, please reply to this ASAP!

P.S. If anyone is searching for a decent revenue source for their site..i finally found one:

http://www.exitfuel.com/join/nph-signup.cgi?ref=echeats

Gaming network..making website £$!

Response to: PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!) Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

its already out in Japan, but something else which makes the modem good is that its actually twinned with a 40gb hard drive.

A 40GB frickin hard drive?! wow man, when the hell is it coming over to the UK?

One last thing- u ever had ANY problems with it?

PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!)

Response to: PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!) Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

sorry, but this time i think i'm going for the 'cube, it looks like the most fun...

BUT IT DOESNT PLAY DVDs!

Anyone know of an Upgrade for the PS2 that allows u to Play Internet Multiplay?

I heard one is coming out!

PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!)

Response to: PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!) Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

if you dont get ps2 you are a MADMAN ive got one they are the best, i cant wait till i get GTA3.

lol, thanks for ure input man- lets make that:
PS2- 93%

Ya know What? I think the PS2 is ahead..!

BTW: A couple people said the PS2 sometimes gets overloaded..is this complete bullshit?

ALSO- GTA3..ha, ha. *drools on floor*

Response to: SESAME STREET PORN!! hahaha!! Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

At 11/23/01 09:01 AM, vibes000 wrote:
At 11/23/01 08:58 AM, RichL wrote: moron

Well I was gonna email you about being a site affiliate, but now I'm just gonna puke.

haha..i had to do it man, couldnt resist! Affiliation can be done after ure puking.

SESAME STREET PORN!! hahaha!!

PS2..or the XBOX (or that GC ting!) Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

So what ya think? whats the best console out now-
heres what some of my mates think:
PS2- 91%
XBOX- 9%
GAMECUBE- 0.00000001%

Im thinkin of gettin one of em for christmas. any suggestions?

SESAME STREET PORN!! hahaha!! Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

moron

Response to: NG Webmasters This Message is for u Posted November 23rd, 2001 in General

:i canna speaka the engleesh

Well the UK isnt in europe..so hey, FUCK YOU ONION SMELLING, BERAT' (beray?) WEARING ASSHOLE!

Response to: Need your help again guys! Posted November 19th, 2001 in Programming

You're applying the functions to the array, and not the individual variables as you want.

Thanks, all done now

Response to: Need your help again guys! Posted November 19th, 2001 in Programming

Thanks- heres what ive been trying,

? $results = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM articles ORDER BY id ASC", $db);

if ($item = mysql_fetch_array($results)) {

do {

$itemtwo = ucfirst(strtolower($item));
printf(" A HREF=articles/?id=%s %s /a br", $itemtwo["id"], $itemtwo["title"]);

} while($item = mysql_fetch_array($results));
}

?

But it just gives me this:
A
A
A
A
A
(in that order. lol) the link ID points to "?id=A" aswell..wassup with this?

Response to: Need your help again guys! Posted November 19th, 2001 in Programming

Thanks- Have been trying this:

? $results = mysql_query SELECT * FROM articles ORDER BY id ASC $db

$finalresults = ucfirst(strtolower($results));

if ($item = mysql_fetch_array($finalresults)) {

do {

printf(" A HREF=articles/?id=%s %s /a ", $item["id"], $item["title"]);

} while($item = mysql_fetch_array($finalresults));

}

?

But it just gives me a "Not a vaid mysql resource" error, unfortunately..whats wrong with the code?

Need your help again guys! Posted November 19th, 2001 in Programming

Just when ya thought u got rid of me-

I have a database full of information, but currently all titles in the database are in UPPER CASE (e.g. GRAND THEFT AUTO 3), but i have just finished a new design and really need to put the titles all into lower case (either at the DB end, or in the SQL that pulls the info from the DB). A friend said it would be something like "ucfirst(strtolower($string)", but im not sure if it works or where to put it!

I would really love to turn all my titles into lower case with a initial Upper Case Letter (e.g. Grand theft auto 3)

Im supposed to be uploading the new design sometime today, so if anyone knows- please reply asap!

Thanks

Response to: Controversy, et cetera Posted October 11th, 2001 in NG News

P.S. TOM-

I was reading your bit about your Adventure to London..and just to let you know, We do have SUPERSIZE meals now at Mcdonalds...

And we most certainly have defecation in London..but its politely swept to the side of course.

Response to: Controversy, et cetera Posted October 11th, 2001 in NG News

3) What SHOULD we do with Jane Fonda?

Who IS Jane Fonda? Is she that woman that did workout videos?

Im now intrigued as to who she is and what she said..

Controversy, et cetera

Response to: authentication scripts Posted October 9th, 2001 in Programming

That's true - unlike YOU, we are real programmers. And where did you get the stupid idea that programmers have no life?

Oh, and by the way, pre-made scripts ARE hand-outs.

That may be true also, but i am 16- i have just started college and i am eager to learn. With all the other shit going on in the world you'd think we could stop bickering.

Response to: WTF?!?!? Posted October 2nd, 2001 in General

At 10/2/01 05:32 PM, Adambomb wrote: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005QDXU/qid%3D1001528971/sr%3D1-4 /ref%3Dsr%5F1%5F2%5F4/002-6795910-3390459

Youd have to be A complete wanker to click that link.

IM THERE!

Response to: that WTC wingdings thing Posted October 2nd, 2001 in General

Q33NY

it's a bullshit chain letter made by some kid who has some serious attention issues.

Thats what i thought..but it gives me: (plane) (letter like pic) (letter like pic) (skull and crossbones) (and a star).

I thought it had a picture of the two WTC buildings?

It is wingdings isnt it? Its just annoying me..cos i wanna see what its meant to look like.

that WTC wingdings thing Posted October 2nd, 2001 in General

What is that Wingdings thing about the World Trade Center? Its supposedly one of the Planes Airline Number..(its not acutally), its like Q23NYC or something..anyone know what it actually is?

P.S. Terrorists Suck ass.

Response to: authentication scripts Posted October 2nd, 2001 in Programming

At 10/1/01 03:16 PM, UnclePecos wrote: Jesus christ!! I think you just might be the laziest and dumbest wanna be programmer ever. Do some investigating for yourself. Stop asking for hand-outs!

Please read my post above. Unlike you "real" programmers i do other things with my time, I dont ask for hand-outs- i ask for Pre-made scripts, ITS AN OPEN SOURCE PROJECT.

PLUS I CANT BE ARSED!

Response to: authentication scripts Posted September 30th, 2001 in Programming

Dude, for the past couple months or so whenever I come here you always want a script all made and ready for you to use. I've only been doing php hardcore now for almost 3 months and mysql for 2 months and for me a script like that isn't too diffucult to make! I spend a ton of time at php.net and mysql.com looking up the functions, learning what they do, and testing them to see how they work. I post in forums as a last resort when i've tried everything I can possibly think of. If you truly what to get this stuff down then it's gonna take some hard work or maybe you should just scrap trying to program and pay someone else to do it.

I was hoping to knuckle down and learn it ALL..but i have just started college and am learning stuff like Visual basic, C++..etc, so im trying to stick with VB code at one time and not gettin confused with PHP aswell..if ya see what i mean- plus i dont have the time, who does!

authentication scripts

Response to: hardcore BABE? ;) Posted September 27th, 2001 in General

i bet you raise hell with that thing.

but of course! Thats what having a "bad-ass" (thanks for that), shit-hot, high speed (but er currently 50cc) moped is all about!

And i think anyone would rather be porkin the exhaust on the moped that the "exhaust" on that "skanky whore"!

hardcore BABE? ;)

Response to: hardcore BABE? ;) Posted September 27th, 2001 in General

At 9/26/01 09:11 PM, ChronoBasher_OJ wrote:
At 9/26/01 06:31 PM, RichL wrote: Look at this HOT beauty below..shes all mine, too bad she swallows down petrol like no-bodys business!
i bet you raise hell with that thing.

hardcore BABE? ;)

hardcore BABE? ;) Posted September 26th, 2001 in General

Look at this HOT beauty below..shes all mine, too bad she swallows down petrol like no-bodys business!

hardcore BABE? ;)

authentication scripts Posted September 24th, 2001 in Programming

cmon people! if anyone knows of a good pre-made authentication for users..they register themself and have their password emailed to them..etc. must be scripted in PHP. cant find anything on hotscripts..none of them are suitable! All either too big and PACKED full of features i dont need..or are too small and not secure enough! ANY suggestions- please!

Response to: Help with javascript! Posted September 13th, 2001 in Programming

At 9/13/01 03:59 PM, Hannetz wrote: I need a script that overrides frames on a site and takes you to a new site in the same window...

OR

a script that auto popups a new site and closes the old one


Help apriciated

so you want like a page to check if the user is in frames..break out of those frames and then direct to the next page? You could just break out of frames on the actual page itself without having any other pages re-directing to it..that way whoever links to THAT certain page wont be able to put frames around it.

If thats want you need- i can type out the code for you, its very simple really.

Help with javascript!

Response to: THE BIGEST PRJECT IN FLASH HISTORY! Posted September 10th, 2001 in Programming

Its a lovely thought. but your fuck-ass crazy! If your not experienced enough with flash to do save-games and shit..its gonna be hard for you to come up with an internet version of the whole of Zedla:Ocarina Of Time! Its crazy- ad it would NEVER be finished..it also shows lack of imagination, if people have already played it on the N64, they wont wanna play it again! Also- if they havent played it on the N64..its unlikely theyre gonna wanna wait 5 hours for it to download so they can play it on their PC!

CRAZY MORON!!

THE BIGEST PRJECT IN FLASH HISTORY!

Response to: Disorderly has arrived! Posted September 7th, 2001 in NG News

At 9/7/01 02:31 AM, fourchinnigan wrote: One year well spent.
This is honestly the best, most intricate flash game I have played. The concept is great and the execution was even better.

What a bunch of suckups! Its a (very) good game- but i try and submit my score and hey, i made an illegal move..why couldnt ya of fixed that before i got my amazing score, bastards! now i have no proof!

Disorderly has arrived!