Grab the beer bottles cock.

I'd get in the fcuking box!

Hahahahahahhahahahahahhaha.

Rape.

Any Twilight fans who happened to be bystanders of this event creamed themselves, most likely.

It's you.

His lung cancer was caused by second hand smoke.

FUCK SECOND HAND SMOKE.

When movie producers run out of ideas....TOWN DOCUMENTARIES.

Listen, there are these people oh my god
listen this is a borrowed laptop its low on battery power
oh my god, people are coming
listen this may be the last thing i ever post project iron fist

OH MY GOD THEY FOUND ME

What the fuck? It's happening to me too. Maybe the site got hacked.

From the sound of it, your fucking retard of a friend killed her unborn child.

At 11/22/09 09:56 AM, Dark-critical wrote: This cannot be happening, God, Allah, Buddha and every other thing that idiots worship must be simultaniously facepalming at this moment...

RIOT! I CALL FOR A RIOT!

May Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Apollo, Zoroaster, Ganesh, Ahura Mazda, Jupiter, Prometheus, Gaia and Zordon strike down Twilight.

At 11/22/09 11:41 AM, ViZi wrote: I will not believe......Opera is GOD!!!

Come, ViZi.
Join us.
See the light.
JOIN US.
JOIN US.
JOIN US.

Your approaching battle...

Well, it turns out that Firefox and Safari are just as good...but not as good as....OH SHI-

Coelacanth. That is all.

Lost your job? "RUN, COWARD." Wife divorced you? "FOOL!" Lost your house? "I HUNGER!" When Sinistat lets out his great "RAAAAWWWWWWRRRR" then all of the children of some random galaxy frown continuously for a 9,000 year span.

I own a thready...
I'M SO PROUD.
I'M GOING TO NAME IT ERNEST.

Listen, you stupid 9 year old twit. Stop pestering us with every fucking thing that happens with you and your prepubescent girlfriend. None of us fucking care if she kissed you on the damn cheek. Your girlfriend kissing your cheek means as much as a fucking ant carrying food. NOTHING. Fuck off.

This world has no justice anymore.

Mommy, mommy, the words on the computer scare me! Make them go away!

At 11/20/09 07:59 PM, MrPercie wrote: I see there is going to be a new final destination....

You get the beeeeeest of both worlds...

Boomer?

Needledick.

OMGAD HE DIDNT HOLD THE DOOR OMG RAAAAAGE DEATH DEATH DEATH

not all caps

The driver was killed. Okay, forget that boring loss of human life. OH MY GOD YAYA MILEY IS ALIVE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS NEVER ON THE BUS OGMAGG I AM SO HAPPY MILEY WASN'T ON THW BUS OH MY GOD YAYA MILEY IS ALIVE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS NEVER ON THE BUS OGMAGG I AM SO HAPPY MILEY WASN'T ON THW BUS

Er, made some typos.
I meant you had to post there at least once to get the OPPORTUNITY of getting a DEITY whistle...

unless it's a rumor

It just occurred to me that, if if you have to post here once to get a gold whistle and the thread is locked, can nobody ever get a gold whistle if they didn't post there?

or is the "Post in that thread" thing a rumor?
also i'm not complaining about the lock

The show will still be aired through reruns, she'll still sing terribly.

An xkcd comic.

At 11/16/09 10:11 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: In conclusion, shut the fuck up, you aren't supposed to be watching cartoons anymore.

Yeah..

IWLTLYKTYATMFADTIHESIMEFL

I Would Like To Let You Know That You Are The Most Fucking Annoying Dumbshit That I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Fucking Life