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At 12/30/09 03:55 PM, puddinN64 wrote: I'm surprised that they even have electricity down there. I thought they all just lived in huts in the rain forest.

Wow, you're either insanely stupid or extremely bad at sarcasm.

Manly?

Is that a vagina?

At 10/5/09 05:28 PM, Hero-of-Time96 wrote:

At 10/5/09 01:56 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:

At 10/4/09 11:24 PM, ZeratoShinato wrote:

its on PC too retard.

Of course its on PC! Why do you think I said that?! Even though there are class limits on the PC version,
a lot of servers dont have that.

That sounds pretty retarded, retard.

At 9/26/09 04:59 PM, cameiy wrote: You do realise Behemoth are porting it to the Ps3.

You do realize he said that last year?

Well, appareantly this turned into another "What's your favorite?" thread.

At 5/2/09 07:41 PM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 5/2/09 04:44 PM, Phratt wrote: Homosexuals are normal people who have abnormal sexual fetishes

lols.

Even though I'm pro-gay rights, I find it amusing that those in this forum that defend those rights call themselves tolerant, but they laugh at other's people opinion.

We don't own the ultimate truth, people. Learn to debate.

TITS OR GTFO!

Even though you're right, you must respect other people's opinion. Even if you know their opinion is inferior.

At 12/13/08 03:51 PM, Otto wrote: Wow, I wonder what posessed her to get carried away like that?

She's german.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new s/article1874459.ece?stripteasegoodness

Oh wow. This is like a month old, but why don't I have a teacher like that? I'm sure no one would ever skip her classes.

At 12/4/08 06:48 PM, Envy wrote:

At 12/4/08 05:37 PM, the-aenigma wrote:

At 12/4/08 05:30 PM, Ambimetric wrote:

At 12/4/08 05:29 PM, Hades0013 wrote: Seconded. Being a good DJ really requires a lot of effort and music knowledge.

As well as technical knowledge. More technical knowledge than your average joe guitar player guy.

Horseshit. Ever try playing a guitar?

Ever tried scratching vinyl?

Can't be harder than this.

At 11/9/08 12:27 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 11/9/08 05:19 AM, jrhager84 wrote: How do you get it for 360?

-Joel

Why are you signing your posts ?

There is something called a SIG for that.

I know it's goddamn annoying, but he only do it to piss people off.

The guy sounds like an asshole. I'm glad he died.

The searchbar.

Also, all these "What's your favorite shit" threads are pretty boring. Nothing really to discuss.

At 8/24/08 10:31 AM, Quarl wrote: Oh, I completely forgot. On the subject of "not giving up on real life" I'm currently enrolled in a three year course to get teachers certs. I might be the next annoying high school art teacher, yelling at kids for making paper airplanes/ spit balls out of expensive drawing paper.

I'm rising to the top :P

Ok.

Everything started well, but at this point you just look like an attention whore. Use your newspost for that matter.

Sorry if I sound harsh.

At 8/10/08 06:13 PM, Dj-Immune wrote:

At 8/10/08 06:09 PM, revexe wrote: And how is this music related?

Stick up your ass?

Very smart. But I was expecting something like Ambimetric's answer, or just an real answer.

Ambimetric, let's hope it works then.

And how is this music related?

At 8/1/08 12:38 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Instead of being a judge, I just reviewed 70 of the songs. You can find my review in most of them a good guide on how to judge if you wish. If I were going to be a judge.. I would judge on originallity. Because almost all of these songs are piano songs with violins and drums. Lol It got kind of annoying.

Whatever I can't think right now anyway.. I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed. UGH. So even if I wante to be a judge I couldnt lol.

Says the guy who labeled every classical song as unoriginal.
Grow some musical knowledge or stfu.

But we have blu-ray :(

Do you have any idea of how many threads would be here if everyone started a thread bitching about a bad review?

Shut the fuck up and live with it.

The fighting scenes are pretty impressive.

Dimitri (for obvious reasons).

At 7/13/08 03:33 PM, nubbinownz wrote:

We put our music on newgrounds to offer it to flash artists and to get feedback on it.

Seriously? You people only make music for flash artists?

Music is so underrated nowadays.

Fuck

I just realized that if something happens to him, the people I interrogated will get suspicious. This leaves me two options:

a) Beat the shit out of him, but that's it.

b) Wait for about a month, enough time for them to forget about me. Then cut his dick off. The bad thing about this is that if I wait that long, I'll probably do nothing.

And I really want to cut his dick off.

Lately I've been feeling like beating the shit out of someone, since I must not do that I work out and that's how use my energy.

I just found out some fat bastard is messing with my sister. But she is in love with him (wtf). He says stuff like "If you don't come over here tonight I'll dump you or something", and she even lies to my dad to do such thing. I've been investigating around her school, and I found out he once said: "I am with her, because she's the best of the worst".

Now, that I can not tolerate.

Lucky me! I finally found someone. I cannot let anyone know it was me, so I must find out where he lives and follow him around. In order to do so I have two options:

a) Catch him off guard, knock him down and beat the shit out of him while he's still unconscious. That way he'll never know who it was BUT, that's for pussies and won't solve anything. Which leads me to:

b) Face him, beat the shit out of him and THEN knock him down. Then I cut his penis off, I always wanted to do that, I can stitch him so there's no problem. That way I'll release all my energy with that guy, and my sister will dump him because nobody wants a dickless prick.

I'll do this because he also lied to my dad, giving him another name.
I'm kind of nervous because It'll be the first time I do this to someone.
I don't want my dad to have a hearth attack because of him, and today that was very close.
But there's also a part of me telling me not to do that, to think things over, yada yada.

So, what should I do?

a) Talk to my sister.
b) Cut the prick's dick off (There'll be pictures if I choose this one).

Any other ideas?

At 7/10/08 04:43 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 7/10/08 04:39 PM, Pick-Axe wrote: This game is fucking disgusting. Can you name it?

Boogerman: A pick and flick adventure! And yes my last game was Tecmo Super Bowl. Here's another! It's a bit tricky! Gimmie specifics too!

Battle toads&Double Dragon

At 7/10/08 03:54 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I've tried it on my Gears of War and it does not work.

But hey! I bet your cd's fresh breath is better than nothing.

Like this?

That guy speaks very funny.

At 7/9/08 11:05 PM, slackerzac wrote:

At 7/9/08 10:53 PM, j2witz wrote: Legs....

I always thought that was funneh....

Odd that they would do that for a stealth game but not for any other fps.

Halo 3

At 7/9/08 05:01 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:

At 7/9/08 04:56 PM, revexe wrote: Why, yes it does. Use it and you'll look less like a retard.

The truth behind "Improper grammar" is that some people don't like to type out everything, so they shorten things like "Your to ur" and "Hahahahahaha to lol".

It's simply lingo, it's not them being stupid.

Is it that motherfucking hard to understand?

On aim or msn with your friends: It's ok.
On an argument: You look like a retard.