At 11/18/09 05:42 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: "I know I'm going to get a bunch of dead baby jokes"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

and disgusting forum sigs.
Lollololol look at mine

I know everyone's just going to be sarcastic about it and some people will call me a sissy

Nah.. sissy

...Wait...this is Newgrounds. I'll probably be called a pussy

Whoops, i mean pussy.

and people will say that they'll rape me and stuff like that. But, for those of you actual human beings out there, why are there so many tasteless jokes on Newgrounds? No, I do like my fair share of crude humor, but some of it is just shocking, immature, and unfunny. I like a lot of the stuff on Newgrounds, but a lot of things are praised just for having sexual jokes that aren't even that funny. If you hear me out, respond with sense.

Here, 99 sense.
(Hyuck hyuck.)

At 11/17/09 01:01 PM, blazer133 wrote:

At 11/17/09 12:52 PM, Fora wrote: Is it me or are there more girls nowadays on Newgrounds?

Read these it'll explain everything.

When did newgrounds become 4chan?
Or have you just been looking for an excuse to use that link all day.=?

At 11/18/09 05:31 PM, DrHood wrote: Don't watch professional porn, it feels too staged. Watch amateur porn, the ones where they pick up a girl off the street and fuck her (damn dirty sluts will do anything for money).

^ best kind.

Links to the vid or it didn't happen.

At 11/18/09 05:54 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Holy shit do you fail at html.

Hahaha.

No not about ^ about the idea of women succeeding.

I'll that pussy is sooo tight.

Mmm.

April's got that shit on lockdown tho :/

At first i was going to make fun of you for saying Christianism.

But then i read through the rest of this thread and realized i may be surrounded by idiots.

I have to agree.
Should'a sucked her dick.

Im unsure exactly what the fuck is going on.
But tell her you'll lick her dick.
And when she says she doesn't have one, thats when you slip it in her ass.

At 9/11/09 06:12 PM, Mendou wrote: You people simply astound me sometimes, you really do.

It's strange to say, but i have to agree.

Cool story sis.

Cool story bro

When god comes and kills you all, the trees will laugh.
Oh how they will laugh.

At 9/3/09 04:24 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

At 9/3/09 04:18 PM, Rees303 wrote: Id think your brother would be more mature at age 18.

He has ADD, autism, and aspergers.

I just lol'd.

I guess im the only one who understands.

Your mom doesn't want you home so she can fuck your dad in the ass.
Eh?

At 3/19/09 05:04 AM, Rebbay wrote: Well shit, it was actually real.

Where the fuck have you been?

Ones that.. punch me in the tits.. and pull my hair.

GAY N*GGERS FROM OUTTER SPACE.

Not flaming, its the GNAA's recruiting video or something.

It's actually kinda funny.

Cool story bro.

As your leaving her and her roomate together yell
"Dont be late for the hitler youth meeting this week sis, after last week we're gonna have to punish you by forcing you to murder two black jews."

I have these weird whiteheads on the inside of my anus.
Can anyone suggest a doctor?

Thanks guys
I ended it and now shes crying on the phone.

i've got a legitimate problem.

im with this girl right now that i've been with for almost eight months.
Lately things have kinda died down between us, which we dont talk about, but its obvious that the spark is gone (at least from my end)

Now im talking to this other girl who is amazing and everything, and shes really cool and stuff, but im still going out with the first girl.

I want to break things off, but at the same time i know it's going to hurt her very badly.

Can't anyone help?

Kill yourself.

One time i took a Mary Englebright calender and stuck it up my ass.

Lots of masterbation.

Ooo look at me, the big bad linguistic nazi.
Who gives a fuck what people say, shut it out if it bothers you that much.
Christ it's like everyone has something to complain about.

You wake up every morning with your mother touching your balls and asking you what kind of jelly you want on your PB&J. Thousands of children across the world are force-drafted into weilding firearms, and working in sweat shops for pennys a day and your freaking about people using the phrase "epic"?

Drugs.

At 7/20/09 11:28 PM, kikomannnn wrote: So I by chance took her outside and she kept looking around like a crack head and I said "what the fuck is wrong with you" and she didn't respond.

While she shoul dhave said "Fuck you asshole!!"

Cool story bro.

At 7/22/09 02:07 PM, RocketBean wrote: I farted once and burned my balls. No idea how it happened, but I put Aloe Vera on it and it helped. Felt weird though.

Im still snickering from this.

At 7/22/09 07:47 PM, Fendi wrote: Eh it should die down in a week, they'll be dead anyway. Sort of surprised there is such thing... Wtf... lol

Your right, just like that crazy hinduism died down in a we-...
Oh yeah.