Inb4 cigarettes.

Anyways just use your own ego, in the sense that "OK, a normal person would give up at this point, but I'm better than them!"

Hi, I'm a Mac, and if you like getting fucked by problems and not being able to fix them yourself, buy one of me! :D

PC ftw.

At 12/7/09 12:35 AM, Nein wrote:

At 12/7/09 12:26 AM, STEM wrote: One of the theories of how life on Earth will suddenly end is by eruption of one of the 40 or so hypothesized super-volcanoes, such as the one in Yellowstone. We don't know when they'll blow, but when they do, we'll all be covered in mother nature's juices

Why don't we just drop a big rock in?

That's like using toys, she'll just cum faster and we'll all be covered in the hot fluids D:

I've had this revelation for a while now, and shall now share it with humanity.

*Insert long winded story describing a volcanic eruption in terms you would use to describe an orgasm here*

Also, bees are rapists.

Any non-consensual sex makes THAT place the BEST!

(Unless that place is in an occupied courtroom during my rape trial(s))

Yiff and rape.

I'm a wonderful person, and you should elect me president. I promise yiff and rape for all.

Rape this World
Brutal Fuck Death (By Brutal Fuck Death)

basically any black/death metal song here

Cut off their money and let natural selection purify our gene pool.

We would have sandwiches like this!

Play her some Mercenary or Illnath. Kid has to learn about Satan and rape sooner or later.

"Altogether, Dore has 114 children and grandchildren."

People, this is natural selection at its finest. Any human being with a resilient enough body to last that long and still reproduce SHOULD have that many children, and more! Why, if we were all like this, that's over a CENTURY of fucking to do! Most people dry up by age 60(Women unable to reproduce at about 45) then die within a couple decades. This guy has LEGIT genetics, and the human race needs them.

At 10/19/09 12:14 AM, Doombox162 wrote:

At 10/19/09 12:08 AM, Welbanks wrote: Are you sure man?
Because rumour has it, shes a skank

Yeah dude. You hear about all those satellites? Search for water my ass.

Oh she's a whore. That slut is wet 24/7.

At 10/19/09 12:07 AM, Braedon wrote: Well you'll need to reach it first, I suggest some sort of large ladder, or even an oversized slingshot.

I just need to get within 10 000Km of the bitch then my wang can cover the rest of the distance. So that ladder only needs to be ~365 000km high, but I intend to get on the surface with a rocket so I can deepcore her.

At 10/19/09 12:04 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: You'll need a very special-made space condom.

Pffft who uses condoms to rape the moon? Bitch deserves to get all my space aids.

I want that sexy white whore that keeps showing up naked every night. I don't think she wants me, so I'll have to take it from her. Any suggestions?
I need logistics on how to rape the moon people. This is what Newgrounds is all about!

Pic too sexy for work.
Oh yeah. Makes me want to rape it so hard...

Wow, that would be clear with a white background. Invert color guy was closest.

Suicide worthy story, bro!

I don't give a fuck about my sig. I have Illustrator. Yup. And Flash. Also a graphics tablet and artistic ability. Desire to make a better sig? No.

Indeed, we celebrate the birth of Jesus C. Christ. Yep. Jesus Capitalism Christ.

At 10/16/09 06:57 PM, Chdonga wrote: A better one would be "If there's a children's show about it, there's porn of it."

While this is true, it also applies to children's video games.

"If it was ever animated in any way, there is porn of it."

If it exists, there is port of it.

That is the text of the rule. However, the exact opposite is true, as the rule refers to made-up characters who do not exist. Almost NOTHING that ACTUALLY EXISTS has porn of it, besides random whores putting themselves on the internet (and many thanks to them for trying to make rule 34 true). But really, rule 34 refers to drawn porn.

It should be re-written to
If someone imagined it, there is porn of it.

I'm going to rape the moon, and the moon will orgasm moon fragments upon the Earth.

I'm going to call someone in the area and have them send a rabid badger down the tunnel.

I yelled it at 3 teachers and a police officer today.

Share your PINGAS adventures.

PINGAS?

At 10/8/09 10:09 AM, ResidentOEvil wrote: Zero

Dammit forgot pic >:(

Zero

I'd set Jupiter on fire.
Yep, the roman god Jupiter.
Set him on fire for being a pagan.

You need to clean the cum out of your Xbox 360, and try not to get anymore in there >:(

That shit makes Halo not want to be your friend anymore.

I have both Dethalbums on my Ipod.

You cavemen need to get with the times. By which I mean the times of the future.