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23 Forum Posts by "reservoircats"

Response to: If You Were Going To Mug Someone.. Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General

A Klondike bar.

Response to: Where do you fit in? Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

I'm sorta a dumb-nerd.I have friends and know alot of people, but I'm not that popular.

Response to: Today a bit of a school prank Posted May 16th, 2009 in General
At 5/15/09 09:16 AM, K111 wrote:
At 5/15/09 08:41 AM, BOZARTH187 wrote: Don't go there girlfriend.
mmmhhmm, that's right

Oh, no you didn't!

Response to: Man shot 34 times... with nail gun! Posted May 16th, 2009 in General

Ouch...

Response to: Where did you grow up? Posted March 11th, 2009 in General

Little Creek Amphibian Base in Norfolk,VA. Home, sweet home!

Response to: I Have A Diabolical Plan Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

You magnificent bastard!

Response to: Soo..i bought some coke cans... Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

Awesome

Response to: What do your friends call you? Posted March 4th, 2009 in General

My friends call me Taco, because I beat them in a taco eating contest. By 5 tacos!

Response to: Perfect Fuel Source Posted March 2nd, 2009 in General
At 3/2/09 10:22 PM, Yamor wrote: Here is my idea...

I think that trash would be the greatest thing to use.

Yeah, but how would you process it?

Response to: Teenager Shoots Self In Foot Posted March 2nd, 2009 in General

What a retard!

Response to: I'm a white kid with a 2.5 gpa Posted February 5th, 2009 in General
At 2/5/09 09:30 PM, falz3333 wrote:
My dream job is to work at Pixar but I'm not really sure how that's possible at this stage.

I think you have to go to a REALLY good college to work for Pixar. So yes, you should be doing your homework.

Response to: Ice flow! Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Fancy poem.

Response to: Watch who you take home, kids Posted February 5th, 2009 in General
At 2/5/09 08:50 AM, Lucy wrote:

you've got a great story to tell your buddies about the psychotic bitch you hooked up with who carved your flesh. Win/win.

Hell of a conversation starter.

Response to: 10 year old kills himself Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Poor kid. But reallly. why would a 10 year old boy kill himself?

Response to: Why did you pick your username? Posted February 5th, 2009 in General

Reservoir Dogs is my favorite movie of all time.

Response to: Why is your username what it is? Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

I've always loved the movie Reservoir Dogs, and I thought it would be a good idea.

Response to: Let me hear you philosophy. Posted January 3rd, 2009 in General

Live life to the fullest, you never know if you'll get hit by a bus.

Response to: Geek Sqaud = Noob Squad Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

Geek Squad's pretty useless.

Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted April 17th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

So to join you just have to make a non- retarded survival plan? I guess i can try:

If I see a zombie on the front porch trying to get in, I would bolt the door( guessing he's covered in gore)and check the doors. I'm assuming I'm home alone. I'd check windows and doors, check the back yard, and if clear, head for shed. I'd get my axe( a hatchet) and bat. I don't have any guns, so I'm go with the" grab as much food as possible and head up the removable stairs to the attic. I could survive for a couple of months with the food, all the while keeping in touch with kin,friends, and my Veitnam vetran neighbor with a crap load of guns. Kenneth and Andy in the Dawn of the Dead remake.. I would try to catch up with my family and friends Zach, Aaron, and Erin. We could split the collected food with each other for a while.( about seven months. My moms a chef. LOTS of food.) My nieghbor, if alive, would have plenty of guns and ammo. Not sure how we would survive after a year even if we had everything in our grasp. But, who would?

Response to: The Bad Guys Won Ww2 Posted April 17th, 2008 in General
At 4/17/08 07:41 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
The Jews as a whole pushed for war with Germany, while Hitler tried to set up.....DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNN! Isreal.

They deserved everything they got. it's called war.

Yeah, war involves mass slaughter. nazi...

Response to: Have you ever nearly killed... Posted April 17th, 2008 in General

I MIGHT have hit someone with a naseball bat...

Response to: Oh Noez Black Zombies! Posted April 17th, 2008 in General

I don't see the problem. So what if they're black, they all eat people. They all die the same. After all, zombies come in all flavors!

Response to: Grammar is Racist?!? Posted April 17th, 2008 in Politics

I agree with elliot. The school is too much of a pussy to do anything. Who cares if your PC? I doesn't matter in the long run. Let them fail, why should they get off sueing someone doing their job. It's sueing the police.