At 7/14/09 06:59 PM, GiantDouche wrote: As a Russian, I find this hilariously offensive. Because that's all we are, alcoholic communists with some mountains.

yes, yes you are ruskie. and dont forget all the abanded nukes in ware-houses.

jk

Read it and weap Israel wow, "Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday."

hmm...

so, where can i buy this gum? and what the fuck, hamas.

no. will they stop making Madden? no. will they stop making shameless rip-offs of halo with bald space marines? no. whatever makes them money, they make. no matter how crappy.

At 7/7/09 03:57 AM, Hedzshot01 wrote: Razor blade + Dark corner = Problem solved

this^

unfortunetly :/

Stairway to Heaven didn't make your top 3?

In the Next to the bourettes, cheese, and pinstriped clothes.

i love homemade rice krispies. the store bought ones are always stale, and hurt my teeth.

At 7/6/09 02:37 PM, Earthshine wrote: Kill your mother

^this

i have a magic lolipop. tell me where your moms wallet is, and you can suck it.

My mom was a ravid anti-smoking supporter, but ironically, she also supported leagalizing weed. go figure =/

At 7/1/09 09:10 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: What channel? I need information now.

discovery channel

At 6/30/09 02:13 AM, Skwurll wrote: Trying desperately to NOT post the "no copy pasta" pic....

Please, get pics of this man, then upload them.

and I'm deperatalely trying not to post the synonym of "riveting tale, chap".

spend the rest of your life living in the freezer. girls like cool guys

no, because then i would transform into my decipticon form and kill him

This?

Oh no! he;s dead too!?

At 6/30/09 12:50 AM, Piss wrote: Wait until you're married before having sex.

wa-wa-WHUT?!?!

I'm an eskimo, so i don't have a freezer.

your arua is pink, so you must be gay. Your post enforces my Thoery

tattoos are for prostitutes and Posers

the reason everyone loves nirvana and queen is because the lead singers died before they started to suck. Metalica should have taken a leaf outta their book.

goddamn, who the fuck stole the deathnote?

i see your favorite passtime is 69ing yourself :/

cool story br- uhhh

your friend is gay.

woodstock sounds like a bad 70's porno

jk

are you high?

yeah that bitch is dead :(

Billy Mays

pay with check or credit.

three words