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My folks know im on to college soon and expect for me to find a mate so i can create little devils on my owns to love and to teach the wrath of god to.... .i dunno. much thoughts come to me such as, the ungrateful piece of shit, is going to suck the life and money out of me .. why in gods name would i let that happen?! 2nd, bitches in my church are just... bitches... they're more into guys that look like Justin beiber fag0ts and is one stage away from cutting themselves.. 3rd of all is that, if my future self actually gets married to those queen latifah rejects, im going to regret it because, all she would be into is corny stuff from the bible and burning sega dreamcasts.. is there any way i could look forward to this dark future? or explain to my parents i don't want any fucking kids?

Is it bad to have a shitload of clever things to say on a girl's facebook pictures? (Just to have then fucking delete it?) Idiots from my class, think Im hitting on them, and redicule me with their dumb assness... Sooo I just have this thought... IS THAT HITTING ON FOR PEOPLE'S STANDARDS??? I mean Im not even doing pick up line shit.

At 1/16/14 10:55 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: Call of Duty and Halo.
Duh

buh wurs that n nintendo

At 1/16/14 01:59 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 1/16/14 01:58 PM, rendibsivad wrote:

At 1/16/14 12:06 PM, darkjam wrote: Mario 2, not the crappy USA version but the tough as nails Japanese version.

YOU MEAN DOKI DOKI PANIC!!!

Did you read my post? I said the actual one from Japan that was considered too hard for American audiences.

my bad. Forgive the narrow mind of my brain!! But yes!! is that game like rare??

At 1/16/14 12:06 PM, darkjam wrote: Mario 2, not the crappy USA version but the tough as nails Japanese version.

YOU MEAN DOKI DOKI PANIC!!!

NWGRNDS PLS.

to search for the humor in Doge. Like, where did he come from?? Why do people think its funny! Ill give it! It is cute but that's it :(

At 1/14/14 12:02 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 1/12/14 11:45 AM, rendibsivad wrote: What is the most difficult nintendo game you can think of? counting out castlevania 3, cst2 and cs1... I beat those..

You know there are harder games not made by Nintendo right? Oh right, probably because only Nintendo makes good games or something stupid like that nevermind.

I only have Nintendo :(

PORN STARS TRYING TO ACT!!! ITS AWFUL!!!!

At 1/12/14 05:35 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/12/14 04:23 PM, rendibsivad wrote: IF THERE WAS A MEGAMAN BOSS NAMED "WOMAN" WOULD IT BE A MALE ROBOT OR FEMALE?!!!

FEMALE

but its a wo-MAN!!

IF THERE WAS A MEGAMAN BOSS NAMED "WOMAN" WOULD IT BE A MALE ROBOT OR FEMALE?!!!

What is the most difficult nintendo game you can think of? counting out castlevania 3, cst2 and cs1... I beat those..

you know sometimes when people make mistakes, they turn into great successes and become a great part of history. Ever think, if you made a mistake , you would be part of a great revolution for everything? This mentally fucks me up.. WHAT IF I SUPPOSED TO FUCK UP?! help?

At 1/8/14 09:08 PM, kazumazkan wrote: yes he just have to be really really flexible and not fat

AHA. I WILL NOW DO WHAT EVE DIDNT EXPECT MAN TO DO!! SUCK HIS OWN DICK!!!

IS IT POSSIBILE TO SUCK UR OWN DICK?!

At 1/8/14 01:03 PM, Chdonga wrote: I wish I had a Famicom as a kid. All I had was a lousy PS1 and Nintendo 64.

don't worry! Im sure people in the 80s wish they had ur stuff too :D

At 1/8/14 12:52 PM, Entice wrote:

At 1/8/14 12:48 PM, rendibsivad wrote: the point im trying to make is somewhere out there, there cant be kids that can be reasoned. they cant be bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. SOME CHILDREN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

Did your little brother just break your Nintendo Famicon?

no. my cousin's son did. he was trying to find a cds insert or some shit

the point im trying to make is somewhere out there, there cant be kids that can be reasoned. they cant be bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. SOME CHILDREN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

At 1/8/14 12:40 PM, Entice wrote: kill you

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd then ur ass would be arrested.. Unless you have a great hiding place the dogs wouldn't find

I love getting beat, tortured and spanked, I have no technology to take away. I love doing homework, and I destroy more of ur shit while ur sleeping. How will you punish me you stupid cunt??

you know that feel when someone disagrees with you and pisses you off, you respect them the best way THEY see it? Which goes against all ur logic. And then you feel guilty because in your head you smacked that person dozens of times because start to think that bullshit is true??

At 1/6/14 08:50 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: This will be the best minute of your day today.
You're welcome, OP.

we still need everyone chris jokes of terry :D

At 1/6/14 08:50 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: This will be the best minute of your day today.
You're welcome, OP.

I... I love you....

WHY ARE THERE NOT TERRY CREWS JOKESS???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXvtany3mSE

At 12/29/13 05:49 PM, JackDCurleo wrote: I'll take a steak sandwich with extra cheese and onion rings on the side.

eh counrts!

At 12/29/13 02:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Draw Hobbes.

draw tommy wiseau being tentacle raped but sfw

I shall fulfill most requests with the power of pixels... my apologizes for not doing those last thread btw. it was a shitty day for me.. but if you to ask for them again here I will be glad to them!

newgrounds plz

At 12/9/13 10:58 PM, rendibsivad wrote:

At 12/9/13 09:54 PM, argile wrote:

At 12/9/13 09:21 PM, rendibsivad wrote: anyone played this game?

Oh yeah they're on their 15th already?

yup so dumb. ,much stupid... REALLY STUPID... wow....

salur plz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB88EEudOOU I just want some thoughts of the doge twerking anim and making it better for next time.. what are ur guys thoughts?