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Why are so many parents saying kids are spoiled? If you don't want ur kid to have internet, DONT LET THEM HAVE INTERNET!!! if they need to do school on it, GO TO A FRIGGIN LIBRARY!! If its the tv shows they watch that make them act crazier than enemies from ninja gaiden, make sure you know what they fucking watch!! STOP CRITISIZING AND TAKE ACTION!! If the kid complains IM JUST DOING IT BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WILL ACCEPT ME, INTRODUCE HIM TO A WORLD WHERE YOU CANT BE ACCEPTED BY EVERY SINGLE THING THAT BREATHS. IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS GENERATION, FIX IT!! IF YOU CANT FIX IT, IGNORE IT!! ALL I SEE VIA FACEBOOK IS A BUNCH OF WHINING 90s KIDS OF HOW BACK IN THOSE DAYS WAS GREAT!! GROW UP!! YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO GO BACK UNLESS YOU HAVE A FUCKING OCARINA OF TIEM. look Im not saying throw the super Nintendo away or whatever. I LOVE SUPER NINTENDO!! BUT AS HUMANS WE ADJUST! But human nature dicktates we don't like change. Really I just mean to say,.. pls get over it. orr just give ur kid ur super Nintendo instead of an xbox 1 :( I hope I made myself clear. :(

any of the recent Mario games, difficult? or I might just have to have a mod of Mario in dark souls.... that's sound really cool ima do that right now while playing this

http://youtu.be/AZ8T1ZWUGaI

is there? also fuck unfair Mario. FUCK IT TO HELL

At 1/29/14 01:05 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: Did you have a mental breakdown after she rejected you?

well I have been feeling like they should release Justin Bieber from prison.

At 1/29/14 01:27 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:

At 1/29/14 01:02 AM, rendibsivad wrote: .if I squeeze lemon in a vagina, will it burn or just tingle?

Weird thing to quote.

Are you trying to say if you act sour aka be a dick about the whole thing. You're wondering if she is going to be hurt by it or just enjoy your misery?

THAT. considersing I find it hard to move on... and really I am curious like how would it feel, would she feel it all over her body or what... what would it smell like to....

as mentioned before having the courage to talk to my crush in another forum, turns out she just wants me to fuck off.. so yeah, much depress so sad, very die on the inside... WOW... which had me wondering....if I squeeze lemon in a vagina, will it burn or just tingle?

one of the hookers should look like ellen page. :D please. LET THIS HAPPEN

At 1/25/14 11:43 AM, AngryGrag wrote: Almost any silent protagonist is boring as fuck.

LINK... SPHINX.. and mostly every character in the 80s

At 1/25/14 01:55 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: She's cute.
Welp, first step is to approach her and introduce yourself.

After that, try some small talk that will eventually end with you asking her on a date.

Good luck.

I find the lack of pokeballs and capturing distubing

At 1/25/14 01:48 AM, rendibsivad wrote: what can I do to have senpai notice me? Is she worth it?

I mean I only spied her in the highschool. for like 2 years?? THATS NOT CREEPY RIGHT??? how can I make my move, or at least until im out of turns to capture this mewtwo.. :p

what can I do to have senpai notice me? Is she worth it?

WHY DOESNT NINTENDO GET THEIR OLD NINTENDO, AND REMAKE IT FOR OLD NINTENDO AND NEW NINTENDO GAME COMPATABILITY?!!

At 1/24/14 11:52 AM, kazumazkan wrote: mario paint

WOAH MAN!! THATS TOO INSANE

At 1/24/14 02:57 AM, FunkyPope wrote:

At 1/12/14 06:10 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

ohhhhh yeah.
I also remember having crazy difficulty with Monster Party

I beat monster party to! but maybe because I skipped the two bosses at the end!

TALKING ABOUT HOW CALL OF DUTY IS OVERATED IS OVERATED!!!

STEP ASIDE KNAVES!!!!!

does anyone know a good any good weird dating sim games? Preferably on the flash? :D

Ive heard the street fighter 2010 is hard? is it???

At 1/22/14 09:46 AM, MonochromeMonitor wrote: Ghosts n Goblins.

That game is a bitch.

You have to beat it twice and the second time is timed.

And the ending...

ahhh... the age where grammar Nazis were perished.

this is fantastic

my folks get mad at me for the girls getting mad at me, cus they assume im not nice to them, and or the way I dress. YES. I DRESS AS FUCKING BAD AS THIS!!!.. I mean, the more they try and push me to talk to them, the more I grow distant. :(. Soon I just find myself like the fucking Grinch. SCORNING THE SHAMEFUL PART OF HUMANITIES!!!

At 1/20/14 09:15 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

At 1/20/14 05:36 PM, rendibsivad wrote: burning sega dreamcasts..

whoa.

I sey this cus they hated me nerding about it playing it in my buddies house. They call me ancient. acting like im Atari and shit.

Truly I must lay off the Christian and grammr fcuk

At 1/20/14 10:46 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 1/20/14 09:23 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Of course, there is a 99.5% chance I will be childfree.

I have zero desire to have children.

Technically, don't you have .5 desire to have children?

the .5 must be may be if she was impregnated by God himself to create the reincarnate of himself to be the new president to right the wrong and bring the righteous from the dead!!!

My purrents reinforce the idea of reproduction because bible says, be frootful and multiply... but theres lotsa great people that didn't stick the dick in. like... jesus crust.. I mean it could of been awesome that there is a son of jesus! I could've been his friend. but nooooooooooooo he had to stay virgin! Even though his father impregnated a lade.

Next time my husband sees his parents, he's pulling his dad aside and telling him the comments stop NOW. When we got home, I told him I wanted to establish right then and there that I am not a brood mare for his side of the family.

*upon this long readings thing which hurt my brain thing. I shall label you as *strong indepent woman* *puts sticker on your forehead. *but really I see the point. :(

i would believe all parents would like a grandchild or two, if just to care for another since their child had left the nest. if you are the only child there must be some pressure to carry on the family legacy, but if you have any siblings i suppose they can carry the slack and you can simply enjoy the bachelor life.

right now you say you do not want children, and that is perfectly fine. in the chance you do meet that special someone, maybe then you might change your mind on the matter and start a family.

as far as telling your folks that you do not want children, simply state that your college studies come first before any familial matters. they would most likely understand.

If I find that special someone and has the same intrest as me, WE BOTH WONT WANT CHILDREN. and she will help me fap to porn. #THATS THE DREAM I WANT!!

At 1/20/14 08:10 PM, penis-plant wrote: Dont have kids until your late 20's or early 30's.

or until im this guy's age.. looks really able to care of kids

You shouldn't worry, OP, it's not like they can force you to fuck someone.

YES SATAN. I SHALL DO IT FOR THE GLORY OF YOU

At 1/20/14 06:45 PM, Painbringer wrote: You could just knock up some Marlyn Manson loving goth chick and skip the marriage all together.

or just make myself unattractive as possibile... oh wait did that already