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How does it feel to be a nerd? Is there some sort of stereotype im supposed to follow to be in tune with nerdom? My friends call me a nerd just because I was talking about how Mario changed his outfit from red overalls to blue in newer games but I think they're just being assholes... Like what describes a nerd? Am I supposed to name all the pokemon and all of them in Japanese too? Am I supposed to be subscribed to dykgaming? Leik suriously?

At 4/18/14 03:58 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

At 4/18/14 05:38 AM, VJF wrote: Only idiots believe the illuminati is real.

That's what the Illuminati wants you to think.

I suppose "illuminati" is mainstream anonymous. Except you wont like it when they don't forgive you. That's why I guess they invented Miley Cyrus to be an evil twerker of doom

I actually knew you were being sarcastic and joking. I wasn't even thinking my comment would offend you, as it was meant for people who actually believe in the illuminati, and I do apologize if it did. I still mean it tho when I say only idiots believe the illuminati is real.

ahhhhh I see. Sorry for the intention of offending your unintentional offending comment..

At 4/18/14 05:38 AM, VJF wrote: Only idiots believe the illuminati is real.

It takes an master genius to estalblish something believable for idiots will follow. GOD I don't believe in the illuminati. Apparently the joke seemed like I did... I only did that joke in order to explain something that comes out of convenience satirically... Even if I did, Im pretty sure my "belief" wouldn't influence the question at hand. :( My apologizes if you thought I was the nutjob..

At 4/18/14 05:20 AM, Shadaw wrote: Everything is a conspiracy.

Why I have the trust issues.

I don't get it. Is the sam and cat show a continued series of the Icarly show just with the quirky sidekick with the dumb sidekick? Then again it is coming from the same dumbass that thought Icarly was a subplot of Drake and Josh and I be like, "who the fuck is carly?!". Another question I ask is, what do you guys think of that show? And pls spare me the "its not like the shows I grew up watching" stuff. I understand that todays shows aren't up to people's standards that used to watch 80s and 90s shows, but I think the deal is, they are not trying too appeal to that group any longer. They are trying to appeal to different kind of audience I guess we don't like. The illuminati searches for easier gullible prey.

At 4/16/14 10:30 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 4/15/14 02:02 AM, rendibsivad wrote: I never played cod before and im hopping on ban wagons...

I see stupid shit all the time, but it's not always on Facebook...

Oh I.. WAIT A SECOND....

But tbh, I fucked up on that part. Me being the prejudge fuck I am... Sincerest apologizes. Maybe I could give cod a chance via piratebay.. *shrugs intensify

Do you want to have a tickle party?

No thank you, unless the person who tickles me is my GF.

How many clams can you stuff in a clam?

4 clams in if they babies. :(

Would you blow Jesus?

At 4/16/14 12:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I thought this thread was going to be about One Piece.

I sincerely apologize for misleading. I wish I could have been more specific.

At 4/16/14 02:45 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Who cares?

You may not. Why fucking reply if you don't care about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai0jOJ-EoE8

What happened to this?? Did it die that fast? I haven't heard bout it for ages! Is it because keji inafune quit? IM CONFUSE.

At 4/15/14 07:54 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 4/15/14 07:52 PM, MontosBonos wrote: You should check ImageFap, dozens of them.

I know where to look dicktard, the only porn I've ever been interested in my life has been drawn. But now, I'm actually starting to feel weird looking up any kind of porn. I'm becoming normal.

YOU FEEL NORMAL?!! PERFECT!! HAVE THE INTERNET'S HEALING REMEDY!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZg73CAR-N8

Train yourself to get off to this. You will be ejaculating rainbows with pandas riding unicycles fapping to naked Tommy Wiseau pretending to be the Nostalgia critic with stilettos in no time!!

At 4/13/14 12:18 PM, Razefan wrote: When apes retake the earth?

I mean come on, It's bound to happen.

Don't resist, just get over it and move on.

But what will you do when the time comes?

Shoot the Commander of the apes and develop a resistance.

At 4/15/14 05:03 PM, MrPercie wrote: Im the fat guy.

Sorry about that! YOU GOTTA KEEP UR HEAD UP!! If the fatness you have is genetic, YOU MUST TAKE PRIDE OF YOUR FATNESS!! OR YOU CAN WORK OUT AND BE HAPPY!! Sometimes girls can be a major bitch and you should just ignore them. I sincerely apologize.

This pic is entirely inappropriate but I thought it would make a laugh.

At 4/15/14 05:02 PM, tox wrote: does your gf know she is your gf?

Of course!! She is a girl and I am her friend!

My girlfriend (friend that is a girl), says that's she is insecure of her body because she sees the most popular guys go out with fat girls. Then she has an argument with a guy about how no one loves him because he is fat and is a creeper to every girl. This really rustles my jimmies a lot...

At 4/15/14 12:48 PM, NGPulp wrote: Plenty of stupid folks everywhere. It's really disappointing.

We can put a man on the moon and we have this site where tons and TONS of creative and smart people do their things, and yet... we still can't seem to get out of that. The comments section of almost any mainstream place is full of stupidity. I think NG's reviews system is the best. No stupid shit. Sometimes, but not all the time.

Some sites to look for idiots:

9gag
twitter
tumblr
Facebook
YouTube's comments (mostly only the mainstream places like Smosh and Pewds' comment areas)

tons more, these are all I know/remember so far.

Interesting!! If it is not a bother, could you provide specification of pages of facebook or videos of your opinion of what is dumb? For example, I think this girl is dumb. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF2oW5-MO8dB6ul9WH9xi0A
She is dumb... But .. entertainingly dumb.. I just want to squeeze her like a handsome cat with a bowtie!!

At 4/15/14 11:13 AM, Richard wrote:

At 4/15/14 01:49 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 4/15/14 01:42 AM, rendibsivad wrote: or waiting for the next round in the titan falls!

The titan falls?

It's Titan Fall.

Actually it's Titanfall.

Geez. I thank you for correction but I get it. Newgrounds pls.

Are you at such a lack of things to do that you consciously take the time to read through others' pitfalls?

Well it is better than watching celebrities fail now. Seriously who the eff cares of jb anymore? Even I think that the jokes are getting old.

Call of duty ets the best in deh wurd
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I SEE THANK YOU MR SIR.

At 4/15/14 01:58 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 4/15/14 01:56 AM, rendibsivad wrote: Titan falls.. Titan Fall!... It still sucks. I only got it cus it had giant robots and looked like an updated version of Mechassault...I didn't ask for the cod rip off for fucks sake. NO THANKS EA

cod rip off

.........

I don't think you've played it

tbh. Its because I never played cod before and im hopping on ban wagons... BUTT I think it is the idea of cod that is the same.

At 4/15/14 01:49 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 4/15/14 01:42 AM, rendibsivad wrote: or waiting for the next round in the titan falls!

The titan falls?

It's Titan Fall.

Titan falls.. Titan Fall!... It still sucks. I only got it cus it had giant robots and looked like an updated version of Mechassault...I didn't ask for the cod rip off for fucks sake. NO THANKS EA

They just make my day. Swagfags, butthurt 1 Direction fans, I love them all. Do you guys know any stupid swagfag fb pages and stuff? The one thing I sometimes I hate are the anti troller people that admit the person is trolling and sometimes I hate that shit. THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!! Man I just love people that just dumb up my wall... Is there something wrong with me? I just feel it is more entertaining than television or waiting for the next round in the titan falls!

At 4/14/14 05:24 PM, Blink-the-God wrote:

At 4/13/14 11:15 PM, rendibsivad wrote: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD DID INVENT SATAN... SO It could be like a relationship between a parent and a child that you eventually kill... SO God would feel hurt that his own creation is destroyed.

Didn't stop god from wiping out millions of humans though....

*Raises hand. HOLD YOUR FIRE GRAMMAR NAZIS.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOD DID INVENT SATAN... SO It could be like a relationship between a parent and a child that you eventually kill... SO God would feel hurt that his own creation is destroyed..

At 4/12/14 08:08 PM, Phobotech wrote: What an engaging topic, boy I can't wait to post on this thread.

Hold on, lemme find something unrelated with a catchphrase from 2010, its in my picture folder somewhere, I know it.

you got everything figured out do you?

I just got some cheese balls to eat. How do I know Im not eating Styrofoam drenched in cheese flavor... WAKE UP AMERICA.

*pic not relevant

At 4/11/14 04:57 PM, orangebomb wrote: Mega man was a franchise that pretty much ran it's course years ago, and Capcom pretty much killed it off when Inafune left, it happens. Taste in games change and so do gamers, and the MM franchise basically fell behind the times, there isn't any conspiracy or malice to it among gamers. (Inafune and Capcom is a different story)

I blame the illuminati

Do you think if it wasn't for people wanting the old megaman back, we could've had a newer and shiner megaman that newcomers and old fans would've loved? I mean just because a good game is released on wii u doesn't necessarily make it a bad game really. It just matters how good the technology is for the game itself and how playable it is.. You cant play a fucking 80s Nintendo game with fucking motion controllers.. *COFF POWER GLOVE IS SHIT. I sometimes hate how some people say 80s- 90s video games are better than games of today!! Quality never changes!! THERE IS SUCH THINGS AS GOOD GAMES OF 2014 WE JUST NEED TO GET OFF OUR ASS AND ACTUALLY SEARCH FOR THEM!! Im pretty sure all of us isn't friggin 50 yet... so why do we all act like we are getting too old for kid's video games.... considering we play kid's video games of the 80s or 90s?? IM JUS SAYN

*pic relevant

At 4/11/14 01:06 AM, iCarly wrote: Shes right. JB is more rich and famous then you'll ever be. So keep screaming interally cause that's all you can do you loser.

Yes. I will never amount to a woman like her. SHES ONLY FAMOUS TO IDIOTS LIKE YOU.. WHY MUST YOU SUPPORT SUCH EVIL