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*Wipes dust from my d*ck

SO yeah.... its been a awhile...

Ive been at it.... And I want to show you that and sh*t.....

sooooo heres some oldschool sh*t I made wif crayons cus im gang$ta

At 11/23/14 03:31 PM, FurryGod wrote: It's about society and how they're not genuine. The boy starts off in the city and doesn't like it so he covers his ears and does his own thing. The two characters he meets are dolls, because that's all he has. They take him out of the city. I'm not sure what the ending means though.

Most people intrepetet the ending as a satanic inevitability of disobedient kid's demise....

Bruh....

At 11/23/14 03:18 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 11/23/14 03:16 PM, rendibsivad wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8

What does this song mean?.. Do you have any interpretations guys?

It means that Asian boys hate shitty music.

Asian?... But... They are native I believe...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8

What does this song mean?.. Do you have any interpretations guys?

At 10/22/14 08:30 PM, solamander wrote: Personally I only read the Bible as a story, I'm with you. There are so many fucking plot holes in this damned book that it can't be true. I mean, why the fuck would Satan punish people who go to hell? Wouldn't he befriend them instead of saying "Oh well I'm a bad guy and you're a bad guy so I'm gonna stick a flaming cock up your ass because your a bad person and deserve to be punished."

I was seventh day Adventist.. So I didnt get the exciting version of that.. Yall catholics got it so lucky...

At 10/22/14 08:33 PM, Xenomit wrote: Well, for one thing, you're forgetting that humans made up religion, so obviously it's not gonna make sense; every religion is more or less mythology.

Yeah... I cant believe I bought into the lies... 23 motherfucking years.. Wasted... Useless heeps of info stacked into my gullible mind...

*sigh...

How in the flying fuck does that make sense?... Im reading this in the bible and shit and suddenly struck me... How in the hell can there be a war in heaven if no one can be hurt?? Additionally how the fuck satan thinks he can kill God in the first fucking place?? If he killed God, everything would ceise to exist!!! Satan mustve been the dumbest angel around!!

This blows my mind on so many levels... Does this mean that angels know what death is?.. What happens when they "die".. Heven Heven?...

What do you guys think of this war in heaven bullshit... Im not buying this fairytale crap one bit!.... And the Christians out there.. Please take the time to enlighten me of how this is possibile...

This is why I don't Christian anymore man...

23 FUCKING years I bought into this..... I feel like I just wasted all those times I could've been doing something useful....

I cant wait for it to be 2000..

-wee rendibsivad 1999 11:59.. (fast asleep)

What do you guys plan to do in your future?

I don't really want to live life like "le American dream".. I want to be a smelly hobo that explores places that no one has ever seen before.... I dnt fukn know...

Hurr.. durr.. Im a male supremisit that is not enlightened by the site of feminism...

Fuck me for being a hetrosexual male that faps to porn.. (Actually not fapping to porn becus no fep September)

What the fuck is the central concept of feminism anyways? Do you have to make sure ur an ugly ass bitche complaining about shit on tumblr?... Do you have to make sure you buy all the taylor swift albums? (providing insinuation that all t.swift songs are all about breaking up with her boyfriends)...

Like... Can there be such thing as Maleism? XD

Whats ur imput my m8s...

At 9/16/14 03:43 AM, FurryGod wrote: Not necessarily, haven't you heard of dark elves?

Oh.. You mean the African elv people... I thought they were cool...

I thought they were cool...

They had a dark elf characters pose as heroes in dark alliance 2...

At 9/15/14 06:42 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: orcs are more masculine
elfs are more feminine

everybody wants to play as an elf these days...

I donno... Orc girls can be real thick you know...

Swiggity swoogity...

At 9/15/14 04:25 PM, Scarface wrote: I can't believe my daughter's marrying a fucking Orc. Back in my day, that wasn't even legal, but now they're celebrating it, like it's some great thing.

I always wondered what would happen if an orc and an elf had a baby... Tell me what the baby looks like if u meet her..

Tahs racist!!

Whats the deal with elfs always looking like the beautiful celestial creatures... and orcs are the bad no good doers in movies and video games?

That's oppressive to my ppl and I don't appreciate that!!

Never have my family tried to kill hobbits before!!

Everytime I go to the local pub.. Everyone is always looking like Im going to kill them!!

The fucking Warcraft war ended in the 2000s guys!!!...

Everyone accepts ogres nowadays! So why not orcs?

At 9/15/14 10:23 AM, satanbrain wrote: An idea. The restoration of the desired order is justice.

An idea that can be most feared if put into the wrong hands of idiots...

Like... Femists...

What the fuck is their idea of justice anyways...

Their ways they presented themselves seem most particular...

At 9/15/14 01:58 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: Justice is the stupid ass grin you get when you think you did a good thing for society, when in reality, you didn't help shit

The real answer is batman

Batman? No silly.. Its obviously anon...

I feel if we want true justice, we have to do it ourselves individual wise... Instead of complaining in a howtobasic video that there are starving children in africka... Get ur ass out the basement and help the people ffs...

Its one thing to point out a problem and make it an unoriginal comment for ppl to point out its an unoriginal easy meme....

Its another for doing something about it...

Everyone and their mother can put on a cape and look like the hero... It takes a true hero to fix the problem... You don't have to be known for it...

At 9/14/14 06:28 AM, NuclearInfected wrote:

At 9/13/14 10:39 PM, rendibsivad wrote: For reals though... Why does kids bep music exist?.... Even when I was younger I thought it was odd...

Well, obviously it's making money because people keep buying it. Probably the same dumbass sheeple who buy the Now That's What I Call Music! series while forgetting about how they listen to all of those songs 5 times a day on the radio.

omfg.. sum ppl want to watch tha world burn I suppose... like.. why even buy it... just youtube it!.. I found like 420% of their mosic in utube

At 9/13/14 10:53 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: I, too, am a fan of shitty music and listen to Rise Against.

This is why me and OP are bros.

Brews b4 Hoes.. *frobist :

KIDS BOP KEDS MSX IZ THA BEST MUSC EVER!!!!

I LUV EVERYTHNG ABOUT THEM!! THEY PRODUCE SUCH POSITIVE DANK MEMES 4 EVERY KID IN THA WORLD SO THEY DUNT HAF 2 LISTEN TO GAYASS ADULT MIUSIC...

ESPECIALLY THEIR MSC THEY RELIST WEN HARELM SHAKE WUS COOL..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLwtbqU-dgs

ME EARS FEEL 360 TRIKSHOT BY DANK MEMES FROM SCOOP DOG'S SCRODUM M98s...

I used it to twerk on mark zukrbrg.. He mede me tha predist uf 1337chan and 420gag... We also had a bebe that I killed...

#rip 2pac

For reals though... Why does kids bep music exist?.... Even when I was younger I thought it was odd...

Wut dew u fgts think...

At 9/13/14 07:48 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 9/13/14 07:46 PM, rendibsivad wrote: You think you filled in one hole but another one is gapping wide open..

Wait what are we talking about

I think you seen enough porn to know... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We do not forgive we do not forget
-anon

I feel conflicted on the inside...

What is justice in the eyes of ppl? You think you filled in one hole but another one is gapping wide open..

What seems justce to us might seem blasphemis to other ppl...

What is justice to you?

Everyone wants to be the good guy... The villians know they cant save everyone...

I think we are all villians on the inside...

I know there is no hope for everyone when xXxfazeclanXxX noscopes every mlg tryhard..

At 9/13/14 02:34 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Memes

OMFG DANK EU BASED NIPPLEMAHN... IM GLAD THERE IS SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTAND

Don't u m8s find it funny when strict parents lose their shit over small things over their child?...

I always wonder is there some luminati cycle going on...

Like.. Is that child going to be losing their nads at their child over stupid shit when they grow up?

And their child will be 420 blazing at their child when they grow up...

I know that the parent has the best intret ovr tha child .. But I swer that they haf to mke sure they have to act like the house is about 2 be burst to flames unless they fix that one ignisfican thing...

Like... What tha frick is tha prolem??

What sets apart a strict prent from a regulr prent anyways??

At 9/12/14 10:50 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I did get what I always wanted. Your spelling things right...
Bless Us

Wet r eu takn m8.1 I wus alws spulling thengs rit.. Get on me lvl Cjecky n00b $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Would you promise to be happy forever?...

Do you think you could?...

I believe I reached to a conclusion if I got what I always wanted, I would just be complaining about other
things....

Example #1.. I always wanted to be a girl so I could haf the pity secks wit lonely guys in my school and stuff because I felt sorry that they got dumped and sheet...

Reality: They would prolly spread rumor to their friends.. and their friends to the more popular firnds that ima slut... and would call Xxx fazeclanXxX to ban my club penguin account.

*I don't know mi8s

I always wanted to reach to the stars when I was younger... Then I would wonder how the fuk I wud get down 2 eurf again...

I fell wonder is an attribute that human beings posses... I believe it be a great curse... However it can be something that can bring you great joys...

I donnt no.. What do u think bros?

#brofist

At 9/11/14 10:05 PM, Gontronic wrote: Zat wuz deep und ensightful poast, OP. It maed me cri.

Srry it mde u cri. But I fet rly sed m9.

Ask questions instead of cocking up an eyebrow and Johnny Bravoing that shit, because the latter never works. Learn about them by being their friends, and fucking UNINSTALL the term "FRIENDZONE" because all of that friendzone bullshit is a knee-jerk scapegoat for desperate try-hards who think getting laid is more important than treating women like people.

Oi m8...

I posed my spelling as a joke and I sincerely apologize. I felt like the message was heartfelt to me and wished to lighten it up with grammatical errors... That sort of thing always makes me laugh... I suppose to you it was like looking at the white house burn or something and I sincerely apologise..

Btw.. Im not 13 any longer.. It was an experience I would never forget at the time... A time of sadness and feeling distant...

I wished I could've asked people individually why they thought I had imperfections at 13...But I was busy mopping and sobbing like a pussy... Plus.. I thought that was stupid when it came to actual plannings...

At 9/11/14 08:15 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: "If sex between two people is a twosome, and sex between three people is a threesome, I now understand why people call me 'handsome.'"

-the only funny line ever uttered by Ray William Johnson.

What if a prosititute you ordered calls you handsome willingly?

What is the idea of a person being this so called.. Handsome? The only ppl that ever called me handsome were my parents and crazy old ppl in catholic school that always want to find a way to suck the youth out of me.. Ive always wanted a girl that I liked to call me handsome... No avail was brought... She hung out with a lot of ppl and I was the bum in the corner of the room...

I thought to myself.. Maybe when I be a teenager, I could be secky as fuck!

Age 13.. Much more outgoing.. Said to my crush I was secky as fuck with testiciles of steel... A cold silence was brought... Unwillingly was given the "are you fucking kidding me face"... Haunted me to this day..

I don't know.. I always tried to find some way Im "cute"... However compared to other people around me, they bring no comparision...

Some cold hearted bitches brought that to my attention..

Then something hit me... I debate what should I feel now... Should I just embrace the concept of meself being ugly as fuck and hide my face from everything because ppl don't want to see it anyways? Should I just disconnect from the world as much as posibile and not contribute to the rite of society?

With that in mind, I got much more distant and distant.. The idea of person wanting to talk to me brought me into wonder what got over you to come here in the first place.. Why should I feel I need to be depend on you to distuiguish who I am?

* puts black hood on even though its 98 degress..

What is it when someone calls u handsome?

Whats ur insite m8s?

Without velocitits... we has no sanics...

#2sad thought4me.

At 8/19/14 01:27 PM, JRob wrote:

At 8/18/14 04:00 PM, Gagsy wrote: Us female pedophiles are just too smart to get caught by American tv.

Sup Amaranthus.

But it's not pedophilia if he's not pre-pubescent...

mhm.. mhm... I see... Say wana come with me to chris Hansen's house?