Ok, Im just gonna say something that I noticed now.
The popular book, ANIMAL FARM, if you have not read it, deals with a (hence the title) farm of animals, revolting against their asshole human carekeeper. They rush him out of the farm, and make a utopia, where all animals are equal.
However, the pigs, who are just as big of dicks as those asshole humans, begin to act exactly like the humans they hate, walking on 2 legs, carrying whips, wearing clothes, and bossing the little worker animals.
Now, this book was published in like 1945 or something, I couldnt give a shit when it was published. The animals were a metaphor for the Russians, and the humans a metaphor of the pesky Americans, basically saying how the Russians will attack us, yada yada yada, we will lose everything.
The book was a satire of the war at the time.
Now, what scares me, is this BARNYARD show that the kiddies are watching. It involves animals, not revolting against humans, but instead secretly acting like humans when the fat old farmer guy leaves the farm. They walk on 2 legs, talk, even EAT FOOD.
Surely, comrades, you see the issue among us. It is the animals-the very animals we have been feeding and raising, comrades!-that are planning to take over everything good that America has left, which is basically our internet access and music.
Now, comrades, what we must do is fight! Because if the animals are still planning their revenge-from the 1940's onward, gentlemen!-there is much prosperity that the animals have made! They have better weapons, stronger windmills, and more strong horses to kill our army men. Now, we must not let this happen, and the only way to stop this incoming action is one way:
We must show the animals that we are the better ones! Whip them, beat them, do not let them succeed, comrades! Because without our strength and leadership, what do we have?
Besides, Barnyard fucking sucks.