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nope :P

you perform:

Kick Cat in Face

It's not very effective

You perform:

Grab Cat at Tail and Smash him to the Floor

It's super effective!

Congratulations, you're Pikachu is now level 2

thats nothing I know a guy that had a cat that had an accident with a car and needed surgery and it costed them like EU900 and the next day they ran over him with their car

At 5/30/08 11:46 AM, Nikenick wrote: I never have to be scared about something like that, we don't have a F.B.I. in the Netherlands

no but we have the aivd and these guys are actually the fbi who are watching us

OMG NOOO LEAVE ME!!!!

teh aliens came to explore the human sexual life

yeah that is cool...his dick gets blown away by the gasses >:-)

you guys are all wussys

this is most brutal:
divine infekt - psyclon nine

but....when you fuck a car.....it seems quite possible that your cock is gonna bleed...isn't it?

when they say that im gonna be a dad......(and of course cut my dick off wouldn't be nice as well)

xD I really have the feeling to say: LOL OWNT

put a glowing poke in someones ass and turn it around a little so the internals melt to the poke and the pull it out again so you pull his internals out through his ass

first take the blue pill, then put a bottle of cock under your bed and sleep for three weeks

If everything went well you should now be able to ride a bike

5/19 is exactly 1 month before my birthday ^^

no girl like that she probably only fucks right but does nothing else right

so am i!

but i made a demon out of you

It probably will never happen

Here's my variation DICKOSAUR!!!

I hate u it sez nuthing

he ran out of money

when I first saw a baby with harlequin ichtyosis....really that disease is tormented

octopus is just cockjoke with different letters

You should not sleep anymore...it sure helps

they dont move...they roll

Hello I like furry secks so can you dress up like robin hood from disney then I will be piglet. I like piglet, he has a tight asshole

At 5/18/08 11:41 AM, solardave wrote: Wade love? How sweet and slightly disgusting.

*really f*cking disgusting

I was at a friend's house and his dad 's a really good guitarplayer, and he had a guitar (borrowed it) and the guitar is worth like EU11.000 and I played on it ^-^

Question: What's the most expensive guitar you have ever played on

By the way, the guitar is a Gibson MIII

how can you possibly kill someone with a gun like that.....bullets are just too small

what about just saying: I hate you and now go away?? not that hard if you dont like her anymore

lol these chapman sticks are funz0r....but the warr guitars suck like a banana

Its insane. No one can stop listening to music. Its not possible, how can it be? Its probably the most enjoyable form of media in the world.

I'm pretty sure there are some crazy people who don't like music at all. :(

or listen to music because other people listen to the same music *kuchrihannakuch*

I dislike these creatures