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ITT: Bunch of teenagers talking about bowl cuts

At 6/25/10 05:17 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: It may seem a bit cruel but you could put them in a cage? They're young, they won't mind.

Or set up a spot where your cat feels at home, and place the kittens there, might make her less inclined to move em.

Do I get to see pics now? :3

I put them in a cage, I keep it open so she can freely go to the box, but now whenever she finds a way to get out she starts moving the kittens around.

They are 4 days old and we have a dog, the cat hates the dog, and continuously moves them around. Lately we have stopped it in fear of one day finding a dead kitten because someone stepped on it.

What do I do to stop my cat from moving her kittens?

If someone answers this with a legitimate answer you will get a picture of the kittens

What the fuck is this? When we talk about innuendo we think of phallus objects and holes in trees. When we think of lady gaga we think of transvestites and in the face sexual references.

In her video shes in her underwear, hot, surrounded by a bunch of weird germanesque guys with penis head hair. She has a guy strapped onto a bed and is "riding" him. What the fuck? My 11 year old sister watches AMTV and I'm afraid she'll develop what Gagas doing.

Yes Taboos are strong and I hate them, I grew up on them and I feel most of them are right, sue me. Yet Lady Gaga practically dry humping a guy on public television is a little much.

What do ya'll think about it?

Needs to go fucking kill themselves. Playing BF2, BF2 Vanilla, COD4, CODWAW, DOOM 3, Need For Speed Undercover, Need For Speed Prosdtreet, BFBC2 is impossible on ranked servers or dedicated servers.

Those games all are hosted by pnkbstr, why did I say pnkbstr? Because thats the files they seem to fuck up. Somehow on all the computers I own, all 3 of them running the 3 main OS's made by windows of today. It doesnt work. I can only play hacker servers because pnkbstrb.exe wants to have a fucking heart attack every 3 seconds I join a game.

I literally get into a game, play for 2 minutes, just long enough to steal a jet in BF2 from some douchebag through C4s everywhere. Then bam, pnkbstrb.exe had a heart attack.

99% of all servers on BF2 are impossible to play because they are hosted by Punkbuster.

So yeah, I have tried all I can, reformating Windows, reinstalling BF2, uninstalling PB reinstalling PB, raping my dog, running PnkbstrA & B as admin, none of it works. None of it.

Fuck punkbuster

Fuck da police

Don't go intel, even if you have a shit load of money don't go intel, just don't.

DON'T

At 6/24/10 03:55 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Oh man, I landed on Park Place with a Hotel and now I have to mortgage all my properties.

I hated when Sanjay did that.

At 6/24/10 03:55 PM, 111122223188 wrote: Furthermore, you mentioned her talking about having wet panties in front of both of your parents. Really...

First, my parents weren't there yet, I have to wait an hour or so because mom doesn't get off work until 3. I usually walk to Dairy Queen.

Second the dialogue was a joke but it went something like that.

she is the only girl that is off my jock and I don't even want her...

At 6/24/10 03:51 PM, Quicksmasher96 wrote: Dude, if you have really cancer, good luck on your way you have to go.

Yeah I do, and this bitch doesn't understand this poetry is helping the malicious leukemia grow quicker in my body

At 6/24/10 03:44 PM, eyelikepoozy wrote: Bad attempt to troll.

Trolling? I'm trying to make a literal topic about how girls that write poetry and think they are good at it get on my nerves.

God damn it, today at summer school this girl I like handed me a sheet of paper as she was passing down the papers towards the back. Oh goody I'm in the back so I can't play it off.

Wait, what the fuck is this? Poetry? Looks more like the Eiffel Tower in text form.
Nick, read it I bet you will like it
Okay, I start reading it, oh my god, this shit fucking sucks. Its like if Rig was dripping acid then shot himself in the leg, then made a topic on Newgrounds about how his boyfriend broke his heart.

So after the first line I stopped reading. She believed I did.
2 hours later
Then as we are being picked up by our parents she comes up to me cradling her books in a school girl fashion.
Hey Nick, did I tell you how much you make my panties wet? Also, did you like that poem?
No you didn't, also that poem fucking sucked get out of my life. Seriously its like I chopped off my dick then got high, then made a topic on Newgrounds. Lrn 2 rite Bitch
Thats okay, I'll make another one about my boyfriend dying because he hated me, I bet you'll love it, because I'll cut myself if you dont!

God damn it this bitch does this to me like everyday

I have no idea what it was meant for, but I just want it off my desktop

At 6/23/10 08:43 PM, SuperGerbal wrote:

BITCH!!! What did I tell you about leaving the kitchen!!!???!! It's like when I beat you, its not enough. Just not enough.

Why is everyone being so mean

At 6/23/10 08:40 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 6/23/10 08:38 PM, ReligiousZoo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQul3F1bu 5o&feature=related

Wow. Thank you adding absolutely nothing to the debate/ conversation. You have done well. May I recommend you try to drink all the drain cleaner in your house.

I just wanted your approval.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQul3F1bu 5o&feature=related

Well what is thi- OH GOD

There is really no instructional for this. You are going to have to google around

I'm buying this

I for one never do

At 1/29/10 09:51 PM, Twilight wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1132 106

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I bawwed on this one

At 1/24/10 03:21 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: You know I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but CHRIS BROWN IS THE BIGGEST ASS IN VMA HISTORY

You called?

Seriously?

Anyone wanna lend me any money?

Any notice this? Sure is a funny little thing! It either doesn't work or is a funny little Easter egg. It ask if I want to delete all comments by them, then says alright, please wait one moment. Then about a minute later said it could not contact the Newgrounds Server.

Is this just me?

At 1/20/10 09:38 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 1/20/10 09:09 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: Generation I
1 MB for Red, Blue, and Yellow

Generation II
2 MB for Gold and Silver unknown for Crystal

Generation III
All Generation III have the same size of 16 MB

Generation IV
Diamond and Pearl are both 64 MB

How do you know this?

I'm telling Nintendo, you fucking pirate.

Giggle, no I just looked at the file size on some rom sites. Never downloaded any. HOW DOES THE 2nd REPLIER KNOW HG SS file size?

Harder? Better? Faster? STRONGER?

Sorry no daft punk.

Talking about Pokemanz right?

I heard God o War on PSP was 277MB