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Today in school i was stuck talking to one of the most boring people who hardly talks, I thought it was the perfect chance to activate my fake call app on my phone. Once I pretended to answer the fake call the boring guy asked to hear the caller because I told him before about the fake call app a while ago.
Once I gave the phone to him he heard in a girl voice " hello? hello? you there? ". The voice was recorded obviously, the timing went perfectly and I got out of the boring coversation.

Best feature on my phone!

I got mine on the day it came out, playing the classic games was great.

They are not cool trying that.

Favourite, if i spell it the other way im corrected.

Or is it the other way?

Today me and my friends were filming for our media project and when we entered the reception we were just discussing over what camera shot we were going to do.

Then the fat ass receptionist stands up and tells us " Would you keep quiet!"
We were speaking at a normal volume but we just said in respone " Alright miss"

Then she snaps and spits in our faces " Hey how would you like it if you told me to be quiet and I just said 'AlRIGHT' your supposed to say 'sorry miss we will be quiet'

Obviously in my head I was thinking that 'Alright' was just a normal respone.
But she obiviously cant take it and needs to hear the most polite response so she thinks she is great and not fat.

I just wanted to shout out ' Fuck you bitch we were not loud' But with the schools strict rules I would have my balls cut off.

What would you have said or done in that situation?

I need a sound for someones blood spilling when they have just been shot. Something like that.

If anyone knows where I can get a sound like this can you tell me.

Thanks

From what ive heard its no Halo 3.

What do you think?

I dont get why they did it.

Im getting the Slipknot 10th anniversary special edition today.

Thats like something you would imagine happening to you, and you would think fuck that!

But poor guy, i wonder how he is today.

If that kid is still alive can you imagine what he would be thinking if he watched that video.

I feel so sorry for him and his family seeing him in that state.

videodrome

a vagina stomach!

Id think your brother would be more mature at age 18.

oh i didnt know newgrounds thought skaters were fags....

Fuck...

There is nothing worse then finding the perfect spot to skateboard but then you realize its been skate proofed.

Here is an example-

http://skatestoppers.com/images/wallbFA1 35.jpg

If you skateboard have you ever came across something like that?
If you dont skateboard would you do the same and place these metal caps on ledges say near somewhere you worked to stop skaters using it?

arguments over music bands that you think suck.

What if religion didnt exist.

i dont know how you would change newgrounds into a girl.

number 3

Man grow some balls, turn off you laptop and go sit with her!

Anytime in your life when you have been asked something you cant explain.

For example one time someone asked me how do I move my ears, i didnt know what to say cause I cant explain how you do it.

If you get rid of the lice your killing their baby!

I log on to facebook and everyone is talking about and playing farmville!

Is it that great?

Does the audio portal get great and awesome scores at all. Ive never seen any highlighted with green or blue colour.

Is it because not enough people vote on them?

Level 22 ! Im past the crow bar and pipes section.

Mine would be 'Bottom' and 'Blackadder'.

Slipknot- IOWA

DEXTERS LAB!

Dee Dee get the fuck out of my lab!!

So many photoshop threads!! I cant be fucked to be to them anymore.