At 8/3/09 03:16 AM, Liteice wrote:

At 8/3/09 02:45 AM, RedTsunami wrote: Crazy, right? I never thought I'd be 18 any time soon...you probably don't care, though. :P

Does this mean you're going to move out?

Not before leeching more money from my parents. :D

MOAR MONEH!! >:(

At 8/3/09 03:07 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Now you can watch porn good for you.

Finally! lol, and I even got permission from Jesus, too, so it's okay with God.

Hey Jesus! Tell the big man that there are some things down here he can fix, like global warming, and bicycle seats.

By the way, I officially turned 18 14 minutes ago! Horaaay, late announcement!

Crazy, right? I never thought I'd be 18 any time soon...you probably don't care, though. :P

"By the power of Greyskull!"

Que fire

Wow, that was pretty bad. I think this also stands as the best proof that mindless excessive swearing =/= comedy.

For Google to suggest some of these things, they have to be common things people search for...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

At 6/3/09 07:53 AM, JimmyDallas wrote: Don't know who made it but they did and I'd pay 100 bucks for it.
It's a handheld emulator that plays actual roms. 4GB of internal memory with support of an SD card.
More info can be seen here with a video - http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/ret ro-gaming/bd6f/

While it might be a bit more expensive, all of the Nintendo DS's can do the same thing with an R4DS with way more features...but If you wanted to save money, you could get the thing that the OP posted..

At 6/4/09 12:37 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Are you sure your 17?

Because your acting like your 5.

Yes, I'm sure.

#1: I am aware that Newgrounds enjoys gags and puns involving the butt region. I simply gave them what they wanted.
#2: Yeah, okay. I'M the one who's acting like a 5 year old. WELL I GUESS I SHOULD TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS TO BLEND IN WITH THE MORE "MATURE" CROWD OF PEOPLE, HUH?

At 6/4/09 12:29 AM, Everybody wrote: HEY GUYS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FER AWSUM!!!!!1!

Erg. You guys should know by now that caps lock is contagious. And by the looks of things, it seems like almost everybody in here hasn't been vaccinated.

What's wrong with you people? Don't you know how dangerous it is to wander around the forums without a caps lock shot?

Go to the doctor right now and get yourself vaccinated. We already have enough infected on the forums as it is.

I guess this does make SOME sense...if you look at how polluted China's air is, and then you look at how bad a Hummer is for the environment, it's almost like they were made for each other...

I smell conspiracy...

Here's an article I found on the website for CBS news written in 2004. See if you notice what's ironic/awesome about this:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/1 2/earlyshow/living/main655481.shtml

Or, I guess you could just look at the picture.

A boomerang for the sniper that steals weapons from some classes. Imagine a sniper with a scout's baseball bat, or a heavy's sandvich.

An option for the pyro to grab an enemy and kill him in a firey explosion along with himself. I'm pretty sure terrorism is against the rules, though...

A replacement for the primary gun for the demoman that shoots circular bombs instead of cylindrical bombs, they also go faster, but do less damage.

Poor or famous? Why's it have to be either or? He's both.

You know how some people make homeless people fight each other, then they put it on youtube, and the videos get millions of views? It's sort of like that.

Well, Microsoft's new motion sensing controller idea wasn't a rip off of the Wii at ALL. In fact, it's not even a real controller. You use your entire body. It's some sort of camera device you attach to your TV. Race cars with your hands and arms, scan things like skateboards into your games, talk to your television with voice recognition technology, scroll through menus with your hands. It looks incredible.

This is breaking news, so there are no pictures available at this time.

Discuss.

At 5/31/09 01:45 PM, luigiwax wrote: Rockband or world tour? I have a wii and a flatscreen. Which one?

wii isn't very good for either. And flatscreen is most likely going to screw up your calibration a bit. BUT, if you still want to get one, go for Rock Band. They are MUCH more respectable than Guitar Hero, more songs to pick from, too.

Cheetah + Panda

And I want to ride on it's back as it cruises through the freeway at 60 miles per hour.

8 of the 10 responses before mine are using the Angry Face. Look's like your point is proven.

At 5/31/09 10:12 PM, Vladith wrote: I've been reading my posts, many which have been made on a very, very bad day of mine. I've realized something: I'm a real jerk on the BBS. On other forums, people have commented on how friendly I am. Sorry, Newgrounds, for feeding the trolls by making this thread.

The trolls demand a human sacrifice. Sorry bro, you had your chance.

At 5/26/09 11:23 PM, thisisL wrote: I had to write a fuckfest of 10 different styles of poems for my Creative Writing class. Stop being a baby and write your poem

Uh, dude? I actually say in my post:

I'm not telling you to do my homework for me, I'm just asking "What should I write my sonnet on?"

At the risk of sounding unoriginal: "Why so serious?"

For the Newgrounders who know what a sonnet is, good job. You pass the intelligence test.

For those of you who don't, a sonnet is a 14 line Poem with a Rhyme scheme like this:

A
B
A
B
C
D
C
D
E
F
E
F
G
G

And I have to write one. I'm not telling you to do my homework for me (Although you are welcome to), I'm just asking "What should I write my sonnet on?"

At 5/23/09 11:42 PM, Wurmy wrote:

At 5/23/09 11:41 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: Whats ALG2? That sounds like some programming language.

I'm pretty sure hes referring to Algebra 2.. one of the easier math courses :|

Algebra 2 can go die in a fire...I hated that class so very much. In fact, my grades were pretty mediocre, so I got the credits for the class, but I couldn't move up into the next math class, which was pre-calculus. INSTEAD, I was placed in a filler math class the next year: Accounting. SO MUCH BETTER. Still pretty tough, but it's actually really nice feeling like what your learning in school is even somewhat relevant to your life.

I told you a bit about myself, so sue me.

At 5/14/09 02:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I caught adverts for it and thought it looked pretty good but for some reason I've never watched it. I think I'm usually at class or something when it's on.

Can someone who watches it give me a summary of what goes on?

Basically, the guy in the picture, Dr. Lightman, has an organization set up that is hired to detect lies, usually for crime related things. As he obverses people, the camera has a way of capturing the liar's "Microexpression", which, apparently, you can't hide, and he exploits this. Episodes have a tendency to take twists and turns. It's fun.

I'm usually not one for TV drama/detective shows, but I can honestly say I enjoy watching it. I really like feeling like I'm learning how to identify lies as I watch it. It's educational, but in a good way.

My only quip about it is that, well, every single person on the show is a liar. You know, cause they're all actors. Which does bother me a bit, but they're all very good at their craft, so I'll let that slide.

Congratz on the 1st post, by the way.

At 5/11/09 02:51 AM, Gagsy wrote: I think you just want people to notice his post =P

Yeah, I was about to say, this looks like a publicity stunt.

I'm actually pretty sure that 7-11's have rules against being polite to people...

At 5/8/09 05:36 PM, ThePretenders wrote: I hated Paper Mario and Superman 64. They were shit.

You're so cute when you're trolling. ;) |

At least, according to Xbox Live.

If you have an xbox 360 and a live connection, go to "Highlights" and "Be a Contender Sweepstakes". Choose to register and download the picture pack.

Now, if you look at the details, it says "Skill testing question required for Canadian winners" If it were me, I'd take that as an insult.

At 5/7/09 11:22 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: will this work on 1st model DS's?

There's some speculation that you might need a DSi to download certain things for it, but that's just a rumor. Aside from that, it will have 100% compatibility.

Also, I cannot wait for this at all. G/S were probably my favorite out of all of them, because they added so many things to it. I freaked out when I found out that they had a foreground in battle, and I think that was also the first game to introduce hold items and berries, no?

Well, it took me WAY too long to draw this. Made in flash CS3

At 5/3/09 08:15 PM, Metroid331 wrote: Here is one that i saw on goggle that someone else came up withthis idea, it is Kon from Bleach an anime/ manga and he is in Kenpachi's outfit.

Lol, I actually have the real picture as my myspace background.

...and it's been the same background for about two years, now. :P