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Author Search Results: 'REDSPADES'

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1.

Beaten

Topic: Why I love universal Healthcare

Posted: 11/24/09 07:30 AM

Forum: General

Boo diddly hoo, you twisted your ankle.

Tell ya what i love more than universal health care? Logic. Why? Its free, you candy ass.


2.

None

Topic: To Australians...

Posted: 11/24/09 07:27 AM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 07:22 AM, REDSPADES wrote: I, Pearl Jam

I. Powderfinger.

God damn it


3.

Muted

Topic: To Australians...

Posted: 11/24/09 07:22 AM

Forum: General

I, Pearl Jam


4.

Happy

Topic: So, I just got back from New Moon

Posted: 11/21/09 01:20 AM

Forum: General

At 11/21/09 01:04 AM, JollySpace wrote: Wolves are awesome.

i concur, as does the wolf tattoo on my arm.

Oh and OP, you were "drug" to the cinema? What?


5.

Elated

Topic: I saw "New moon" today :D

Posted: 11/20/09 10:17 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 08:55 PM, leo967846 wrote: *Rolls eyes*
Oh WONDERFUL another Twilight fanboy.
If you really liked New Moon THIS much, why don't you just read the BOOKS.

I already have read the books, more than once, and they are great!!!!


6.

Beaten

Topic: I saw "New moon" today :D

Posted: 11/20/09 06:55 PM

Forum: General

At 11/20/09 02:41 PM, smeagol1 wrote: any man who likes twillight deserves to have his cock and balls chopped off with a axe and is to lose all respect from every man of his country.

I would like to see any of you internet badasses just try this stuff you're saying. Not only would i Kappa mikey you i'd headbutt you to boot, because i'm a fan of new moon, and its a good movie!


7.

Resigned

Topic: I saw "New moon" today :D

Posted: 11/20/09 12:57 PM

Forum: General

No really, i'm not fucking around it was so much better than twilight, the fact that its been rated before the critics see the movie is just showing how negative hype can ruin such a good thing.

Get off the hater bandwagon and see the film before you bash it, you sackless rim-jobbers.


8.

None

Topic: ive become one year closer to death

Posted: 11/20/09 05:10 AM

Forum: General

rule #4: Dont announce you own birthday, its sad.


9.

Elated

Topic: I saw "New moon" today :D

Posted: 11/20/09 05:08 AM

Forum: General

And it was AWESOME!

I didn't really enjoy twilight because it wasted so much screen time having to set up all the characters but in this one they get to flaunt it. They toned down the sparkling to a sensible degree, and the werewolves fight the vampires and its not boring, because its mostly about the werewolves and jacob! There's always action, fun, laughter and i was on the edge of my seat to see what happened next!

I was expected it to be good but with the bigger budget its a whole lot better with the action and camera and acting and everything! I think i might just see it again.

Also i'm not gay, i saw it with my girlfriend, and after twilight i'm happy to feel the redemption.

10.

Beaten

Topic: Assisted suicide

Posted: 11/20/09 05:00 AM

Forum: General

This thread has been done to death.

Refer to the cases who's names i cant remember, one about the guy giving his suicidal friend a loaded 9mm and the other one where the guy shoved his friend from a bridge.


11.

Muted

Topic: Are You Really Honest On Newgrounds

Posted: 11/19/09 09:15 PM

Forum: General

I lie often on here, its the basis of being REDSPADES. I mean spades aren't red, the cake isn't a lie and pi is september 22nd.

Or am i lying to you now?


12.

Shouting

Topic: Phone Number

Posted: 11/18/09 09:07 PM

Forum: General

Wow, what a great idea!

Why not alienate EVERYONE you know?!


13.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Worst Computer Virus You've Had

Posted: 11/18/09 08:49 PM

Forum: General

SCREAMER.

That shit would kill people with heart problems, also the elderly.


14.

Questioning

Topic: Be a minor character in my novel

Posted: 11/17/09 10:35 PM

Forum: General

Red sound good? or, adam the mighty man.


15.

Winking

Topic: Speedtest - How fast do you type?

Posted: 11/17/09 06:56 AM

Forum: General

66 words per minute as my average. not bad considering they're random as fuck words.


16.

None

Topic: Get your revenge on the mods.

Posted: 11/17/09 06:31 AM

Forum: General

I would if i didn't live in Australia, i'd have your shit skills to deal with as well as lag.


17.

Expressionless

Topic: School shower problem!

Posted: 11/17/09 06:23 AM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 12:09 AM, amaterasu wrote: They can laugh all they want, but those who are un-cut have substantially greater sensation...

Getting kicked in the dick hurts enough already, you're telling me it could be more painful?


18.

Winking

Topic: i walked in on my brother jerking

Posted: 11/11/09 06:57 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 02:36 AM, Netting wrote:
At 11/10/09 01:43 AM, Ranchero wrote: Jerk off in front of him and then it's equal.
Do that

Double dutch rudder nao.

i walked in on my brother jerking


19.

Questioning

Topic: How to beat a fan boy?

Posted: 11/11/09 06:49 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/10/09 06:27 PM, alucardxmeow wrote:
When I told him I might get MW 2 for PS3, he was cool with it, until I told him I might ALSO get it for PC since I like to play FPS games on the PC.

Are fucking made of money?

I play FPS on the comp but i play MW on the PS3 because i'd rather not burden my PC with the demand it'd put on the system.


20.

Muted

Topic: PC game help, instalshield alt?

Posted: 11/11/09 06:44 AM

Forum: Video Games

Ok so, i've been having this problem for a few days now, in particular the PC game known as "The Witcher - Enhanced edition" Whenever i go to install the game i use the automatically selected installshield wizard, and i've heard that that can cause some problems.

The game doesn't ever install to completion, it always stops at "texture.bin" or something else quite similar. I thought it might have just taken some time to do so i left the computer on to install for over a day and still no progress.

How do i install the game without using installshield wizard, note that i'm using Vista 32 bit (i know its shit) and that i'm also a software-dumbshit.


21.

Muted

Topic: Not to sound all emo, but...

Posted: 11/11/09 06:34 AM

Forum: General

We live to be enriched by experiences so that when the day comes to die, we will understand it is all necessary, it is inevitable and it is beautiful. Death is part of the journey, it is part of life.

For this same reason we have children, so that they may be enriched by the experiences of life, give them the opportunity to choose life for themselves, though, the decision of their living falls on us.

I can see that you are lost, and dont understand what to believe, don't question life, just... experience it.


22.

Resigned

Topic: PC game install help, alt method?

Posted: 11/11/09 06:24 AM

Forum: General

Inb4 VG forum, how to forum, or delete sys32.

Ok so, i've been having this problem for a few days now, in particular the PC game known as "The Witcher - Enhanced edition" Whenever i go to install the game i use the automatically selected installshield wizard, and i've heard that that can cause some problems.

The game doesn't ever install to completion, it always stops at "texture.bin" or something else quite similar. I thought it might have just taken some time to do so i left the computer on to install for over a day and still no progress.

How do i install the game without using installshield wizard, note that i'm using Vista 32 bit (i know its shit) and that i'm also a software-dumbshit.


23.

None

Topic: favorite sxx position (NSFW)

Posted: 11/09/09 07:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 05:08 PM, killerrob wrote: Fell, I like 69, here are some thing I do in my sexlife
Oral
Anal
Oral Anal (Note: I have to lick her ass)
Fisting
Penis+Virgina (I know, shocking, right)

Well, since you called it a "Virgina" Then i'm guessing you're a Virgin.

I prefer girl on top, or standing up against something.


24.

Questioning

Topic: How Many Of You Know You're Alive?

Posted: 11/09/09 06:15 AM

Forum: General

"A friend told me once, that the worst mistake you can make, is to think you're alive" - Guy Forsythe.


25.

Goofy

Topic: Woman retarded after flu shot

Posted: 11/09/09 06:09 AM

Forum: General

Seems like if she does everything backwards she'll be fine.


26.

Muted

Topic: Hot in Australia

Posted: 11/09/09 06:06 AM

Forum: General

Where do you live in Australia man? Its been so cool here the past week in NSW, raining and cold winds, today was the first fair day above 20 degrees centigrade.

Strange.


27.

None

Topic: When do you go to sleep?

Posted: 11/06/09 06:31 AM

Forum: General

When i dont have work in the morning i do what you do. I troll the forums, play l4d or some other game with my friends who are also nocturnal motherfuckers.


28.

Kissing

Topic: Funniest Porn Star Name!

Posted: 11/06/09 06:16 AM

Forum: General

Ricky Tickler? What the fuck


29.

Expressionless

Topic: I got a BJ on the counter

Posted: 11/06/09 06:14 AM

Forum: General

It'd be funnier if you wrote it, but you didn't.

Also, no-one is friends with anyone called "joe" and if they are, they dont want to be.


30.

Resigned

Topic: My stepdad is a

Posted: 11/06/09 06:01 AM

Forum: General

I must admit you do sound pretty fail. I wonder if its your fault or your family's? Probably yours.

HANG IN THERE, BABY!

My stepdad is a


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