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Couldn't you just make a jesus sheep and work your way up the species list?

Naruto

Believe it!

Just find the courage to ask her out, get rejected, become an emo and kill and rape the her in your 30's!

You could always just kill them and burn the bodies

Bubba Smurf

tiny spiders seem to scare the shit outta me but big ones like a tarantula don't bother me.

Its fun to spray the bastards with hairspray and light them up!

At 9/18/07 10:08 PM, Original-SHM wrote: My friend came upon this video , and asked if I could handle watching it to the end. I could hardly stomach the first 20 seconds as I nearly gagged from how disgusting it was. If you dare watch the video, but I warn you, this will haunt you.
Watch If You Dare,...

looks....so....fake......feels...so....r eal

Good luck

Don't go chopping things off because you get any sexual urges

We don't learn anything at all about american history.

I'm pretty sure you don't learn very much about ours either or do you?

i am powerless without my testicles

Do a barrel roll!!

I bet those parents wish they had an abortion

Do you fap to other people fapping or just yourself?

go burn down wal-mart

that Mcafee thing

:Do a barrel roll

do her for lulz

Here's a scrum

This is gay

:the parents did it

I agree

fuck the old godfather movies and lets make a new one with rappers and teenagers!

If i do a barrel roll god can't punish me

The youngest kids won't last long....

That happened to my friends balls when he got wedgied.

it was funneh

Arhem knights from MOH frontline always got to me. It was perfect for the level

Exorcist and the Omen

At 9/2/07 05:25 PM, MachoCommando wrote: I'm amazingly bored, and I wanted to play a free-to-download online FPS. War Rock won't work for me anymore and FEAR is too much for my computer. Any suggestions?

Wolfenstein: ET

The armoured van arrives a few blocks away from the building. 3 Swat members climb in the back and hide themselves the best they can.

I get the some cops to set up explosives on the back of the building and the sniper moves to get a clear shot at anyone leaving the main entrance but will not fire until he a has a guaranteed headshot on the robber.

The van begins backing up to the main entrance with the swat members ready to fire at whoever opens the back door and rush into the building, with the cops from the other side after the explosion clears a path.

I call him and tell him the van is here and the money is in the back.

I tell him my men have lowered their weapons and will not fire at him.

I tell my men (Except for the sniper, the 5 cops that will rush in the back when i give the order for the explosion and the 3 swat in the back of the van) to hold fire.

I wait untill somone opens the back of the van and the sniper fires to detonate the explosives.

Bafoosh!

I tell him that there is a truck on the way and that it will arrive in a few hours.

I ask him how the hostages are doing and if he needs anything before the truck arrives.

I put a sniper on the roof of the opposite building to keep an eye on him through the windows

I'd go rape some girls i know.

Then killing spree

then global domination

then NWO

Then i chill in my white house