At 8/12/08 05:02 PM, malachi117 wrote: It would be a lot better if the AI couldn't magically block and counter every attack or attack you when your in the middle of beating them shitless.

Magically. The trick is to try not to be so predictable. If you're hitting you're opponent with nothing but body shots, of course they're gonna dodge low.

What I want to know is how in Sam Hill does Red represent Lightning? The Red Knight's power should have be earth/stone or something like that.

At 8/12/08 04:04 AM, fwww wrote: And where would I find the demo?

XBL Marketplace?

You sure can! I would definetly recommend you take it for a spin so you can see if you like it.

At 8/12/08 08:07 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Sparrow's intro music is fucking awesome.

I didn't even know they made a remix for that song. It's pretty boss.

I've been playing the demo and it's totally sweet. It's a straight up button-masher to be honest but it's a really fun cartoony fighter and it seems like it would be fun to play with friends so I think it might just be enough to warrant a purchase. What do you guys think?

Watch a gameplay trailer here.

I think my reaction would vary from developer to developer. For example:

Cliff Bleszinski: I would proceed to suck his cock. Right there. On the sidewalk.

Johnathan Blow: I would knock whatever he was holding (alternatively, I'd trip him) and yell "Great game, fag!". Later, at my house, I would begin to play Braid while weeping softly and whispering "I'm so sorry...", kissing it ever so gently in between sobs.

Lorne Lanning: I would jump on top of him and begin beating him savagely, yelling "I WANT MORE ODDWORLD, YOU ASSHOLE!"

At 8/12/08 12:05 AM, Dookiemaister wrote:

At 8/11/08 11:51 PM, Redface wrote:

At 8/11/08 11:46 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: pay to play a flash game...nah

It's not a flash game, you dookie-ass motherfucker. If you keep you trap shut from now on, you'll sound a lot smarter.

since it was drawn using flash, i'll call it a flash game and you can just fuck off.

A lot of cartoons, movies, and video games are drawn using flash, you dolt. And it's more than just the run-of-the-mill flash game like you seem so keen on writing it off as. But if you weren't so thick you'd know that already and we wouldn't be having this discussion.

At 8/12/08 12:01 AM, mathewh wrote:

Hopefully it'll be low enough so that I can pick up Alien Hominid while I'm at it.

if you DO pick up AH, you automatically unlock AH as a playable CC character!

That would be joyous.

At 8/11/08 11:46 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: pay to play a flash game...nah

It's not a flash game, you dookie-ass motherfucker. If you keep you trap shut from now on, you'll sound a lot smarter.

At 8/11/08 11:43 PM, StephanosGnomon wrote:

At 8/11/08 11:35 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Tom said it was going to be like 10 bucks :l

It's an insanely low price too considering how much actual game there is.

Hopefully it'll be low enough so that I can pick up Alien Hominid while I'm at it.

It comes out...On the same day THAT SCHOOL STARTS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING BEHEMOTH? GRAAAAH! USELESS!

At 8/11/08 11:05 PM, Sabotage wrote: Only Adult Swim sponsored albums I ever got were Adult Swim and Stones Throw Record's Chrome Children vol. 1 & 2.

Great Comps. Good taste, my man.

Do any of the albums contain the song in this commercial? Because that's really the only way I'd get them.

Nah, man, sorry. I'm pretty sure that's a licensed track. You might wanna maybe ask around if anybody recognises it. Good luck!

Did I mention they're free?

assholes.

You went to a hospital to get the procedure done? That's weird. Regardless, I hated getting my wisdom teeth removed. I was in so much pain for like a week after. I looked like a boxer.

Surprisingly, the Adult Swim website is a great online source for free music. I'm not refering to musicfrom any of their hit shows, either; Adult Swim features entire albums featuring the best and brightest in the music industry today, featuring everything from Alternative rock to Trance to Hip-hop. I'll give you a rundown on what they have to offer:

Worldwide Renewal Program is their most recent release and is easily my favorite as well. This is some wildly innovative and creative hip-hop, it's almost hard to define properly. Featuring The Cool Kids, Diverse, Vast Aire and Kovas; The cool thing about this album is that is has this retro undercurrent-- the majority of the tracks feel like throwbacks to 1980's B-boy era of hip-hop. Definetly a must for hardcore hip-hop fans, but everyone can find something they'll like here.

Ghostly Swim is very experimental. Showcasing artists on Ghostly International Records, it features some of the best in trip-hop, trance, drum n bass and electronic music. There is a lot of cool stuff here by Ben Benjamin, Kill Memory Crash, and Dark Party and more. that even the most fair-weather Dance music fan should check out.

Warm & Scratchy is the most star-studded release so far, featuring music from Jesu, TV on the Radio, The Ravonettes, Les Savy & The Good, The Bad and The Queen. This one is a bit of a departure from the other selections, focusing more on Acoustic, Alt. Rock and Indie Music. Much like it's name suggests, these 14 tracks are gritty and abrasive and also really fun to listen to.

Definitive SwimIs a bit more features artists from El-P's Definitive Jux Record label, and I can honestly say that these are some of the best Emcees in the game right now. This is another one of my absolute favorites, featuring tracks by Aesop Rock, El-P, Cannibal Ox, Cage Kennylz and more. I would definetly recommend this to anyone who's on the fence when it comes to hip-hop.

You'll need winzip or a similar program to unzip the files once you download them. If you're having trouble, hit me up on AOL Instant Messanger and I'll just send you the files that way. Happy Listening!

Does Poe's Law work outside of religious debates? I think I need to envoke it right now, half of these people can't really be this God-forsakenly retarded.

I'm pretty much better than everyone; So no, I don't believe , it's an unequivocal fact.

At 8/6/08 09:32 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Welcome brother, to the inner circle of manhood and lonely sexual frustration

ONE. OF. US. ONE. OF. US.

Look at this handsome motherfucker. Not only is he gorgeous but he's also a damn fine musician. How can anyone possibly resist this man?

At 8/5/08 08:05 PM, subpar wrote: Not nearly as bad as the artist who tied up the dog and let it starve to death.

I'd go so far as to say it can't even compare. Honestly, fuck trees.

At 8/5/08 03:53 PM, WadeFulp wrote: This "artist" should be tied up and urinated on by all of New York City.

But the dude who starved a dog to death, he should get like a fucking metal or something.

Seriously, Wade. Come on now.

...is currently downloading onto my xbox. I wanted something to tide me over until the release of Castle Crashers, so it was either that or Psychonauts and I was leaning towards something I hadn't played before. So has anyone here ever played Jade Empire? how is it?

At 8/4/08 11:12 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: What's so great about it?

It's better than you.

At 8/4/08 09:38 PM, CNRHKick wrote: I like your new sweater too!

At 8/4/08 09:55 PM, SuperShad wrote: ....Awesome Sweater!

LOL at total ignorance

It's a wife beater, damn it.

At 8/4/08 09:51 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: thats even more gayer than normal bling

But not nearly as bad as your grammar.

At 8/4/08 09:38 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: You're going to wear that?

Hellz yeah. And since it's in a sheild shape, it can protect really specific parts of my chest from attack.

This is the best birthday present ever.

So I take it you've never listened ti Dwight Yoakam? I'm not saying he'll change your life, but give him a chance and maybe he'll sway your opinion.

Quite frankly, I am wet with anticipation.

By all means, start the show.

At 8/4/08 06:11 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: What are you talking about? I thought Newgrounds didn't like rap. AND WHEN THE HELL IS CHINESE DEMOCRACY COMING OUT?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!

1. I don't know how much more clearer I could've have been without giving a detailed history. All you need to know is that one of my favorite hip-hop groups is coming to a town near me and I'm stoked.

2. That's the general concensus, sure, but some of here enjoy Hip-hop very much.

3. November sometime, I believe. But please keep music based discussion in this thread to Atmosphere and any related acts.

4. Calm your monkey ass DOWN

At 8/4/08 05:26 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Oh great. And they're coming to Toad's. That means the white Yale kids will be out in force.
Remind me to keep my half-black ass in Westville that night.

Ain't never been to Toad's but have always wanted to. Is it that bad?

EPIC! Atmosphere is one of my favorite khip-hop groups and almost nothing cool ever happens in Connecticut! I'll post the rest of the tour dates if anyone is interested. Are they coming to a town near you? You going?

PAINT THE NATION TOUR
09.10- Fargo, ND @ The Venue
09.11- Sioux Falls, SD @ Sioux Empire Expo Center
09.12- Omaha,NE @ Slowdown
09.13- Red Rocks, CO @ Monolifth Festival *
09.15- Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
09.16- Missoula, MT @ Wilma Theater
09.18- Eugene, OR @ McDonald Theatre
09.19- Sacramento, CA @ Empire
09.20- San Diego, CA @ Street Scene*
09.21- Bakersfield, CA @ The Dome
09.22- Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst
09.25- Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern
09.26- Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
09.27- Phoenix, AZ @ Edge Fest*
09.28- Tucson, AZ KFMA Fall Ball*
09.30- Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
10.01- New Orleans, LA @ Tipitina's
10.03- Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
10.04- Orlando, FL @ Firestone
10.06- Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
10.07- Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel
10.08- Richmond, VA @ Toad's Place
10.10- Baltimore, MD @ Ram Head's Live
10.11- New Haven, CT @ Toad's Place