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At 8/7/08 07:21 PM, DawnOfDusk wrote: Could someone out there actually respond w/ something that may be helpful?

No.
:That help? No, so get over it. =D

At 7/6/08 05:14 AM, doodiemonster wrote: WAtcha me daNCE

...?
Who ever said 6 year-olds could go on Newgrounds?

At 7/6/08 04:58 AM, Bugmenot The Retard wrote:

What the hell are you talking about, dude? You didn't even post a link to the video.

Am I the only one who isn't seeing the logic in this post?
WTF Indeed.

At 7/2/08 03:31 AM, Minotour wrote: No witty replies.

Are you fucking serious???

The entire reason people go on to the forums is to make a witty remark and hope they get a laugh or 2, not to give appropriate answers.

Oh, and if you're going to kill yourself, do it in style and make it painless, give it some thought. =D

At 6/21/08 05:33 AM, sven647 wrote: I heard a song on the radio once do you know which one im talking about?

Yea I know it!
It sounds like...well you all know this!
My favourite part of the song is the part everyone likes!
And of course I don't need to name it, we ALL know EXACTLY what you're talking about.

At 6/21/08 06:02 AM, Icecry0 wrote:

At 6/21/08 05:59 AM, Raza-Sharp wrote: No matter what country,
No matter how twisted the ads are,
It's still the same shit people eat.

McDonald's Sucks.

But which commercial would you rather watch 100 times?

O.O um...ones cheery, ones got a chick...damn this might take a minute lol.

No matter what country,
No matter how twisted the ads are,
It's still the same shit people eat.

McDonald's Sucks.

At 6/20/08 02:20 AM, Shadow0fDeath wrote: Wait, people don't go to theme parks for the tea cups?

It's a sad world out there. /__\

At 6/20/08 12:57 AM, SymbolCymbal wrote: The other night a young man named pubert was sitting in the park enjoying a nicely rolled joint.

Pubert...Last name Tee, right?

My skin is pretty fair, it has a VERY slight tan, I'm just glad I'm not pale like a ghost.

Ghosts Suck.

That's just another Racist stereotype, I have no idea if ALL Asians are good at math ;l

SOUTH PARK FTW!

At 6/19/08 07:43 AM, Raza-Sharp wrote: 78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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Goddamnit my last post was meant to be quoted to Orange-Jew's Post and now I look like a moron..
>.<

78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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At 6/17/08 11:12 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:

At 6/17/08 09:54 AM, Skulsta wrote: Dude get a life.

Excuse me? I find that request quite funny. You come to the BBS asking such a question as why people masturbate, and tell me to get a life?

If by any chance you say so because of my completely coherent list of reasons, let me inform you that I wasn't listing my reasons for masturbation. If you had a more functional intellect, you'd have noticed that I was pointing out some of the possible reason why people, in general, masturbate.

Finally, since I am certain that I have a pretty enjoyable and complete life, I'd have to reply with ''been there, done that''. Maybe you'd like me to teach you how to get one for yourself?

He's absolutely right, and you can't seem to accept that. Thnxs YoungAndWise for not being a dickhole like alot of NG Users.
And Skulsta, Why don't YOU get a life?

Meh I was curious and watched it anyway. That must of been the worst flash post I've ever seen.

Blam dis plz.

I didn't watch it, but I blammed it anyway, the reviews are bad as.

At 6/19/08 06:46 AM, stosh1919 wrote: drop stuff on pasing cars!!!

What are you, 6? Grow up ffs.

Yea but what if no1 is there...for a long time?

"HA!"
...
"HA!"
...
"HA!"
...
And without fail theres some1 across the street or something whos looking at you going WTF?

Idk I'm not sure this works. Besides I'll break my neck if i try it lol

I haven't tried many others, I'm currently using Brute: Velocity. I don't see why you want to know though.

:l

At 6/19/08 06:15 AM, smc316 wrote: The first time I ever fapped was because oI was wicked horny and by pure instinct.

But after I fapped for the first time, i was literally scarred out of my fucking mind for like a week.

All though it isn't embarrassing, its the only interesting faps story i got. :3

Lol yea, the first time is really something, comes down on you like a horny pile of bricks.

At 6/16/08 07:16 AM, iShield wrote:

At 6/16/08 07:14 AM, Raza-Sharp wrote: Man, get a life.

Well said young padawan. You are now a Jedi Knight.

Hot Damn! =DDD

If you're feeling empty inside, simply try to 'fill' that hole.
Something like going after a dream or something as simple as getting a pet or a new hobby.
Give yourself something to look forward to and work at.
If that doesn't work, just remember:

Suicide sucks as far as I know.

I found the profile.

http://cellardoor6.newgrounds.com/

But seriously i don't know who this is :S

Nah my folks are pretty nice.
But of course like all people's parents, they piss you off so yea.

20% exactly.

Man how straight is that?

Best thing to do is go to a pharmacist and get some medicine to help you out.

Then again, it is expensive sometimes, usually rest helps out too.

This was quite entertaining
....for about 5 seconds.

At 6/18/08 05:54 AM, ManMadeKing wrote: Wet dream followed by fapping, perhaps?

Bingo.

What would I see my self doing...

Looking in a mirror no doubt.