I had an outside-school. Only the classrooms were inside of buildings.

At 8/11/09 11:24 PM, steelsammy wrote: I've noticed that less and less people go to church today. It's really sadening to see more and more people turn from the Lord to atheisam. Are any of you loyal christians still out there? Hello? Is any one left?

You don't have to go to church to be a Christian. I'm living proof.

At 8/5/09 02:11 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 8/3/09 09:50 PM, Slayer705 wrote: i was playing combat arms (good game btw) and all of a sudden i hear about twelve gunshots and im kinda worrying i mean gunshots arent common in my neighborhood. im just well worried.

if ya not full of shit, get some food water, and a game boy, and hang out in the basement, or, the bathtub

Damn, that's drastic! Anyways, don't worry about it. Call the fuzz if you want, but it's no big deal. Wait an hour or 2, walk out and look around for signs of a shooting. If a window broke or something, call the cops. Seriously.

This thread is fucking sexy.

At 8/5/09 01:51 AM, NightMaer wrote:

At 8/5/09 01:46 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: First of all, it's "fish", not "fishes". And second, who gives a shit? You FAIL.

im gay

It's fish. Learn some fucking English.

You look Swedish. Are you Swedish? Cause you look Swedish.

This was really short.

Get over it. That's what I did. Now I have a BETTER girlfriend.

This is the best idea I have ever seen in my life. You, sir, are a god. Sorta.

At 7/5/09 05:02 AM, DocSprite wrote:

At 7/5/09 04:29 AM, andy70707 wrote: 128mb of ram,

Wow, I use more than that in 3 days.

Wow, you download alot of shit.

At 7/4/09 10:20 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: ...your level weapon, who would it be?

aren't i original? a level topic.

Ooohh ho ho!! Is funny because level topics common! Is funny because topic isn't original at all! Ohh...

At 7/4/09 10:02 PM, zimzap wrote: If a phone is not made by Apple, Research in Motion, or Nokia; throw it out.

Did you just in some way say that Nokia makes good phones?

At 7/4/09 06:45 PM, Time-Napkin wrote: Newgrounds is basically 4chan.

You, my good sir, have never been on 4chan. That is a fucking fact.

On second thought, I would take pictures and make a thread about it.

At 7/5/09 01:30 AM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: I never have any fears when i go out at night because Smith and Wesson keep me company

Nice.

At 7/4/09 10:31 PM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: So tell me Ng'ers what's your favorite part of NG.

NG'ers sounds a bit racist. Anyways... /b/? Hahaha. Games.

At 7/5/09 01:10 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 7/5/09 01:06 AM, CrazyDelmar wrote: No, I'd rather have this model:

Yea, imagine how stupid he would look riding that down the street. I'd beat the shit out of him, and then I'd take it, and fuck it, and then sell it.

Correction: It would fuck you.

Am I the only one not impressed at all? Maybe it's just the mixture of the song (not a big fan of that) and runescape.

You spelled epitome wrong. Because of that, I am all for NuSpek, although I will never use it. And don't tell me to not fucking text. >:C

At 7/5/09 01:12 AM, RainbowRiderAlpha wrote: holy shit did you make that all by yourself????????

Awesome!!!!!

Why don't you just get on your knees and suck his cock? Jesus.

Hello Heaven? No. You have to get some pineapple express for that shit!

You could eat that... thing you're holding.

I don't really know what I could kill with this.

Ehiter way, thsee tpyos are fkucnig asewmoe.

Anonymous: Friend or Foe? Hero or Villain? Tell me your views and explain them.

Either by my girlfriend or my cat... cats are so fucking cool. We're cool for cats!

Spam is not a big fucking deal. The creators don't even really like it. They are an important part of the newgrounds community: they do it for teh lulz. Do you know how much this site would suck without spam? It's good, bad and spam. That's how it works.

I live in Victorville. I'm scared in the fucking day.

At 7/5/09 12:23 AM, Danielthelash wrote: What wouldn't I do? If you catch my drift.

Wait, you're a woman. Politely ask you to leave.

Your sig just made me happy. There ARE orange sunglasses like that!

At 7/4/09 11:24 PM, CrazyKungFuPug wrote: Eraser Head

The Devil's Reject

The Longshots

Pippi long stockings

Good Burger

Arthur's Tasty Treats

How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman

Bad Taste

Bigger,Longer, and Uncut

These are all real found them on netflix. My fav is Bigger,Longer, and Uncut. lol

The movie isn't called Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It's South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. It's already a joke.