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Response to: what song do you want at funereal? Posted July 13th, 2010 in General

This.

Response to: Tim and Eric awesome show retarded Posted June 15th, 2009 in General

At 6/1/09 10:34 PM, dome-of-red wrote: You're a fuckass...Tim and Eric Awesome Show is AWESOME...

LOL @ american dad, that show is fuckin horrible.

"Sucks" does not describe it accurately. It's god-awful, terribleness, horrificalbadnagodawfulsucks. I would rather be forced to watch the Oxygen Network (or whatever it is) to learn how to better connect with my feminine side for 7 months non-stop than spend 5 minutes of my life letting the TV radiate my face with their god-awful circus of comedic failure. The possibility of developing a male period is more appealing to me. IT'S NOT (*&^%$# FUNNY.

Random nonsense can be hilarious in the right context, somewhere between humorous moments that at least require some semblance of intelligence to recognize "hey, that's funny!". However, just stringing a bunch of bull&^%$ together for 15 minutes then blacking out is more reminiscent to the time I spent with the toilet on my 21st birthday than anything that would qualify as entertainment. I woke up the next day, feeling god awful, completely ashamed of myself, with no idea WTF happened but determined never to do it again.

Awesome, you've successfully taken the brain of a down syndrome child who has been forced to eat LSD for his entire existence, ran it through a blender a couple times, urinated in it, and splattered it onto my television, 3 seconds of which is enough to cause the tissue in my brain to actually MELT to save itself. It's the Teletubbies for adults....

I accidentally switched it on one time and I still have scars on the side of my face from where it's exposure caused burns. The mental and physical damage are more than one man can overcome within his lifetime. I have a new appreciation for the victims of Chernobyl.

If you collapsed that damned show into the span of less than a second, it would be the EQUIVOLENT of having my television reach critical mass and self-fission for no reason whatsoever every !@#$%^& evening.

Yea, GREAT JOB.

Open letter to the makers of Slinky Posted April 5th, 2009 in General

I was over joyed today when I discovered your wonderful product at the top of my closet, it must have sat there for years! The box was labeled "hours of fun", this immediatly filled me to the brim with excitment as, working fulltime, I do not get to have much fun, the prospect of having hours of it was almost more than I could handle. However, your product has left me sad and unfullfiled by it's coily lies.

I think you should change it's name, instead of slinky, you should call it rolloverandfalldownthestairsallkindsofwr ongy. Or something of that nature, I found that no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to produce advertised "slinking" functions. My new found slinky, could only "slink" one step at best, at which point it would usually stop. If I was lucky, it would fall over and "roll" down the rest of the stairs. Have you considered "rolly" or "stoppy" as possible names for your product?

No matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to go down the entire stairs. I did not have "hours of fun" as you advertised. It was more like "seconds of anger" which resulted in me throwing the device down the stairs as hard as I could just so that it could get to where it was supposed to be going.

Now my slinky is bent and sad, I cannot bend it back into proper shape and I fear that it's slinking days are over.

I just thought you should recieve a letter from a very unsatisfied customer.

Response to: How many states can you name? Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

You forgot:Massachusetts, Wisconsin,

2 states remain

Named so far:
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California,
Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia,
Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,
Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland,
Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,
Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico,
New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma,
Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota,
Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia,

I did very well. =]

McCain defends Obama Posted October 10th, 2008 in Politics

During a rally in Lakeville, MN John McCain had to defend Obama after a couple people questioned McCain. This is a quote from what was said. This man said "I don't want my child to grow up under a president that is associated with terrorists."
How can people be so naive? Attack ads are obviously taken out of context. Obama was 8 years old when William "Radical Bill" Ayers was committing acts of terrorism. Obama didn't meet William Ayers for 30 or so years. So how does this relate to Obama being a terrorist? I listen to German music does that make me a Nazi?
I live in MN and I proudly support Obama. I don't hate McCain I respect him I just don't agree with his politics. McCain has created a monster of a clusterfu** and how is he supposed to fix it? When Sarah Palin was giving a speech and mentioned Barack Obama's name people shouted "treason, terrorist, and bomb him." This really embarrasses me that I live in MN around People who think Obama is a terrorist. I think this has a lot to do with the color of his skin. Racism doesn't solve conflicts. What legitimate proof do they have that supports that he is an Arab?
Politics can push my button more than anything. People who honestly believe that he is a terrorist just do us a favor and be quiet.

Thank you and good night

Response to: 4 words you'd least like to hear? Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

Itty bitty baby smitty
I seen you bite
Your mommys titty don't
you fret and don't
you pout don't you
spit that titty out

Response to: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club Posted August 27th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

Im bi so what the hell I guess i'll join.

Response to: LOL. Sex offenders in your area. Posted June 26th, 2008 in General

Wow Minneapolis is terrible

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Response to: Elios got his what peirced!!?! Posted June 26th, 2008 in General


Yah, I got what's called a Raphe Ladder. I balcked out more of my image so nobody actualy knows what my penis looks like

Bullshit

http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Image:
Frenum-5.jpg

Layers Posted June 16th, 2008 in Game Development

So what are layers, snd how do I use them.

Response to: How Could I Get Drunk, Fast! Posted June 5th, 2008 in General

rubbing alcohol.

cheap strong effective.

Response to: Worst movie you ever saw ! Posted June 3rd, 2008 in General

I hated anchor man.

I have not liked Will Ferrell since.

Need a little help. Posted April 25th, 2008 in General

I have been searching the Audio Portal for an upbeat piano song.

if you know of any please post the links here.

Response to: Worlds Funniest Gravestones! Posted April 21st, 2008 in General

I want mine to be like john's.

John

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are.

Worlds Funniest Gravestones!

Response to: Public restroom stall literature. Posted April 15th, 2008 in General

Little Bitty Baby Smitty, I Seen You Biting Your Mommy's Titty, Don't You Fret And Don't You Pout, Don't You Spit That Titty Out.

made me chuckle.

Strange Posted April 14th, 2008 in General

In the flash portal the Obituaries is appearing at the top left, or it is completely gone.

Is this happening to anyone else?

Response to: Portal Vandal Posted April 4th, 2008 in General

Mike

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted April 3rd, 2008 in General

My desktop sucks.

Response to: God wants me dead. Posted April 3rd, 2008 in General

bump

Response to: It's my birthday Posted March 28th, 2008 in General

Happy belated B-Day

Response to: I need a voice actor. Posted March 24th, 2008 in Audio

At 3/24/08 09:36 PM, silver-okami wrote: does it matter if the voice actor has some sort of accent?

If it is a ver thick accent i would not accept it but if it is hardly noyticeable i wouldn't mind.

Voice actor wanted Posted March 24th, 2008 in Game Development

I am looking for a male and a female for a Pico day flash.

Males

I need a voice for a middle aged man, Pico and Darnell

If i select you you will be co authored and we'll split prize money if I win

PM me if interested.

Females

I need a 3 female voices for Nene, Casandra, and an older Middle aged woman.

If i select you you will be co authored and we'll split prize money if I win

PM me if interested.

I need a voice actor. Posted March 24th, 2008 in Audio

I am looking for a male and a female for a Pico day flash.

Males

I need a voice for a middle aged man, Pico and Darnell

If i select you you will be co authored and we'll split prize money if I win

PM me if interested.

Females

I need a 3 female voices for Nene, Casandra, and an older Middle aged woman.

If i select you you will be co authored and we'll split prize money if I win

PM me if interested.

Response to: Objection! Posted March 22nd, 2008 in General

At 3/21/08 04:52 AM, Objection wrote: I can object to anything!

I can obect to you

Response to: LSD Posted March 21st, 2008 in General

The LSD doesn't stay in your organs it stays in your Spine for a few months.

Response to: Upholstering a Couch With People Posted March 19th, 2008 in General

What the hell are you Ed Gein?

Response to: Your Life in 5 Words Posted March 18th, 2008 in General

Mate, Feed, Kill, Repeat,

:ha thats four

Response to: Smoking Posted March 18th, 2008 in General

At 3/18/08 07:08 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Those of you who smoke, why do you smoke?

I used to do crack/cocaine almost everyday for 6 months. I also did plenty of other drugs but, mainly coke and crack. After I got sober I started to chain smoke a lot so I replaced the drugs with smokes.

Response to: Your first Marihuana experience?! Posted March 18th, 2008 in General

Ok so I smoked pot everyday for 14 years. My advice is this, Do not get involved with it. It may be fun for awhile but, if you continue to smoke it you will end up like any other burn out.

Response to: Last 5 Words Before You Die... Posted March 18th, 2008 in General

Who has stolen my NIPPLE?