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At 9/23/07 12:39 AM, MindChamber wrote:

Since it was a tight deadline Hank is only playable in VS and survival, but he does have his Nevada level. Hank will have his own story mode very shortly.

Check the Comments section of the NG: Rumble Page for other minor updates

MADNESS?..........

That is dead sexy.

At 9/23/07 12:06 AM, JBish wrote:

At 9/23/07 12:02 AM, Raped wrote: Get rid of the stuff now.

maybe if you weren't such a fascist asshole you'd think that it's still the 22nd in other time zones.

/pwnage

Newground's goes by eastern time because the base is in PA.
So yeah...

At 9/23/07 12:03 AM, DancingHitlur wrote: Might as well get rid of your sig.

B-but I like it.

Keeping it for a few months until another holiday or something.

Get rid of the stuff now.

I would rather have that up there for a few days :3

At 9/22/07 08:24 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Well my theory is that if you go to Ng you will soon loose your girlfriend and never get one for your span of being here.

For example I had had a girlfriend for 3 months before signing up here. After I signed up, 2 weeks later she broke up with me.

Also, for my almost one year of being here I have not had a girlfriend. Not even come close to having one. When in the past eight months I had had 4 different girlfriends.

This place is a curse.

Is it the fact that you would refer to gay things and cock jokes on Newgrounds and actually listen to peoples advice here?

This is absolutely absurd no man wants a flatty.

Less your gay and think she is a shemale.

At 9/22/07 05:18 PM, Bloodspade wrote: wrong. it's the smith and wesson 500 magnum

AKA sweet jebus AKA the crap inducer AKA HOLY SHI- *headshot*

it's bullets have more knockdown power than a 44 mag and more penetration than a 50 cal

Also no jams or breaks.

At 9/22/07 02:03 PM, Psycho wrote:

At 9/22/07 02:02 PM, AcDiK-DR4G0N wrote: worst enemy, and he doesn't notice you. Nobody is around, and you have your weapon of choice on hand, how do you kill him?

Rape him in the eye sockets. Twice.

Hey, wait now thats what I was going to do.

Don't forget special sigs.

Haaaaiii pick me :P.

At 9/21/07 07:53 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Lol, what the hell is that stuff?

Only the asians......

Dried squid, quite tasty actually.

I am tripping off that music acid.

Seriously it is like a simulation high if you stare at it for half an hour.

At 9/19/07 10:04 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: I have a fun class assignment where I have to grow bacteria on an agarose petri dish for the week. I was thinking of doing the bathroom floor or a swab of the drain but those are pretty boring. So I wanted to ask you guys because if anybody knows disgusting and gross things, it's NG. I'll incubate it and grow it for a while and then if desired, post pictures of the bacteria plate.

So what is the NASTIEST, most DISGUSTING thing you can think of that I could grow the bacteria of? The grosser, the better.

I did that once in class I did the bottom of my shoe and spread it lightly everywhere one it. Two days later it turned up to be some sort of blobs with thing stringy things all over it.

Yeah I am a Buddhist.

At 9/15/07 08:34 PM, DagDagz wrote:

At 9/15/07 08:31 PM, Austrian-Mats wrote: Aaannd... why the fuck do you guys continue to post pics from Iraq?

How about I'm trying to show you thirteen year-old idiots what good Americans are going through over there while you sit in your cushy chair and bitch.

Did it ever occur to you how meaningless your life is, sitting at home and criticizing things you know nothing about?

Join the fucking army or shut the fuck up.

Thats the marine corps and they are hardcore.
Hard fucking core, besides I am not 18 yet D:

At 9/15/07 08:19 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

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Because I'm very, very drunk (6 cans of magners and an unknown amount of vodka, carling, and carlsberg) and I'm willing to ask a variety of questions related to... well, fuck, anything you want to ask me, so go ahead, ask me a question and i'll answer honestly, since i'm drunk and i know no better.

Mind if I join in?

At 9/15/07 06:00 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: IRL, my Clan descended from Flemish nobility. Fuck your system, I demand to live in something better than a straw house. >:(

Arrr regulars are not mere peasants we will establish a middle class.

Mine is fairly good.

Ha

http://mbhs.edu/

Hint cross multiply.

Oh and boom box go suck on a donkeys dick, just because you speak German doesn't make you smart.

Is a smart person supposed to know German and suddenly know how to speak it if he or she sees it?

At 9/13/07 10:31 PM, timmysjp wrote:

At 9/13/07 10:29 PM, Doombox162 wrote: Take your god damn compass and shove it up your ass.

Fucking I am NOT helping you with homework!

Don't you use a protractor with angles? or am I too oldschool?

Yeah like I said in the post below you. He is an idiot.

At 9/13/07 10:29 PM, Doombox162 wrote: Take your god damn compass and shove it up your ass.

Fucking I am NOT helping you with homework!

This is a basic algebra equation you don't use a compass nor protractor. And if you are getting angry that you comprehend that simple equation because your are a fucking 9 year old with down syndrome then go fuck yourself. I am testing to see the level of intelligence on Newgrounds and you have a mental capacity of a pre-pubescent boy.

At 9/13/07 10:25 PM, DrHood wrote: Are you trying to trick us into doing your Geometry homework?

No, I am reviewing for SAT Prep and was sifting through old work.

Here is some basic geometry for ya. Let's see who gets it right first >:-(.

A ratio of a measurement of angle with its complement is 5/7. Find the measurement of the angle.

I will give a hint if most of you fail horribly.

At 9/13/07 05:18 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Pennsylvania, bitches.

Mmm Geno's.

At 9/13/07 05:26 PM, muchcoolerthanu wrote: oooh pasta? lol i have that 3 meals a day not including breakfest ~~ sorry i should you paragraphs so to make up for it

paragraphs right there

Yeah anything with starch (rice is really good) it conserves a lot of energy.

I have trillian.

<3 trillian!

People don't realize he is just figurehead of the government. Who cares if he had "lied to us." It was something to protect us. Plus he needed the troops in Iraq unless you want to bring to the war to American soil. So people just are stupid enough to point to the big figurehead.

Hey guy I am a forgotten user :3.

Blank Post.

He is waiting for assassins creed.

That thing is a sexy beast with its all interactive free roam.