Ho, Ho, Ho! Happy birthday, NewGrounds Gold!
Congratulations to the new tablet owner, as well.

At 12/13/09 12:54 AM, mikel33405 wrote: Absolute zero is no molecular movement, so it cannot possibly go any lower.

No, It can't reach the zero point.

Wait....zero degrees on the K scale would mean absolutely no movement. Which is impossible.
It would have to be like .00000000000000000000001 movement to be even scientifically except able.

right?

Have you ever noticed that the universe is held together by such little things?

Wacoms!
Finally a chance!
I needz me one :).

Also congratz to all the winners of the gems!

There is no god.
You'll find that out when you die.

Dear god.
This is....

At 11/7/09 11:55 PM, Zomgah wrote: yup... for me its pot and alchohol but im 12 years old lol

You have never smoked pot you pussy ass mother fucker XD.
You're fucking twelve.

I live in Mississippi.

Yup.
I fall asleep for one day, and then find out a hurricanes about to hit us. I actually had a dream about it. Well here we go.

At 11/9/09 06:46 AM, Polonium wrote: legalise PCP

Not in this life time man.

At 11/6/09 07:26 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: You want to be there when your cat dies. I regret so much not being there when my dog died. I feel your pain, my dog was pretty much my best friend.

I agree.
Be there because I also regret the same thing.

You'll have to put him down.

Meh, Don't feel bad.
Things die. Just how it is.
I don't know, I don't think I'd let my pups sleep in bed with me but oh well...
Be at peace man. He's been thrown back into the never ending nature we call life today.

At 11/5/09 12:08 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Aquarius
You will learn the power of trust. You will be sold a bag of grass thinking it's marijuana.

No..No I'm pretty sure I'd know if it ganja.

Considering I buy from the same guy every time...

At 11/2/09 09:25 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote:

At 11/2/09 09:23 PM, ransha wrote: Oh, Psh, Thats an easy fix.

Just open notepad and type:
@echo off
del c:\windows\system32

Make sure you save the file as a .BAT document!

Should seal that hole right up.

By the time I am done posting that post will be removed...or 2 or 3 minutes after.

Well, in all seriousness, If you do have some kind of animal in your CPU, you should probably get it the fuck out before it rips a wire... or fucks your shit up.

Oh, Psh, Thats an easy fix.

Just open notepad and type:
@echo off
del c:\windows\system32

Make sure you save the file as a .BAT document!

Should seal that hole right up.

Rest in peace, ben.

Well, its really only because i'll be down. And if anyone cares to jon in the activities they're welcome to come.

Sorry for double post

December 27-29

Hello, happy people of Newgrounds!
I come baring news!
I'll be hosting a meet in london for a week!
It will be the week of Christmas.
Full of pub hopping, picture taking, karaoke singing fun!
Spread Christmas joy!
I really hope we can get a turn out!
===============

When: December 29-27, 2009
Where: 1pm London Eye, in London England
Who: List coming soon
Why: Chrismas cheer!

===============

Anyone in?

Also, if a mod was already planning this, sorry, you can delete this -___________-

Wow. Two in one day.

Not in the right board. Wi/Ht

At 9/22/09 09:01 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: Ah shit....

Bitch, ill backhand you!

At 9/22/09 08:40 PM, JKMonkey wrote: wtf does Triple H have to do with this?

And of course I do, all I need is a gunt o kill you and then I get the codes and disable the bomb, simple as that.

If only it was that easy, Mr. Anderson.

At 9/22/09 08:30 PM, agustana wrote: I've got one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five.

FAP FAP FAP

At 9/22/09 08:27 PM, Chillee wrote:

At 9/22/09 08:26 PM, ransha wrote: You really want to reach in MY pocket, BITCH?!

I would rather not. I'm 99% sure carrot top is a homo.

I've actually been there done that.
Because I have...ROIDS RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

At 9/22/09 08:23 PM, Synthesize wrote:

At 9/22/09 07:38 PM, ransha wrote: In my left pocket, a time bomb set to detonate at 3:24.
In my right pocket, the codes to disarm this deadly device.
Now, are you man enough to take it, BITCH?!

Seeing as how I have 7 hours to disable it, can I just throw it somewhere else?

You really want to reach in MY pocket, BITCH?!

OHOHOHHOHO!

KAWAIII!!!!