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If you hit hte sandbag 1434 or so ft/yds with Yoshi, you unlock his old stage.
Flutter kick!

At 7/15/06 06:01 AM, -SWG- wrote: Everyday I call him, he won't pick up because he is too into the game. It's seriously unhealthy for him. What do you guys suggest I do to get him off?

Is WoW World of Warcraft? Hmm... never played it before.
Go over to his house, tell him to come over to yours or something.
Tell his parents about it.
He needs help, like a therapist.
Try to convince him it's bad.
If worst comes to worst, break the computer, or the disk.

That's pretty good. That is a cool anime style, and must've been very hard.
Here's some constructive criticism.
1: The eys are too shiny.
2: Their ears are not that long.
Ohter than that, it's really good!
Draw Nabooru!

Zelda, hands down.

In Mario, you jump on Goomba's and kill them in one hit.
In Zelda, you slash with your sword and shoot arrows and bombs!

Peach is a sissy.
Zelda becomes Sheik.

Mario's so happy, and homo.
Link at least shows emotion.

Mario is a friggin plumber and wears stupid overalls.
Link's tunic isn't much better, but it still is.

Zelda wins!!

Superman's race is powered by the sun. Earth is a lott hotter than his planet, so he gets super powers!!!
Also some people think all of his race are that way, flying and lifting up stuff.
Or so I'm told.
And he's a friggin' superhero!
No offense, but duh!

Zelda, Link only knew for like 7 or so years, Saria, Link knew all his life, plus they're great friends. Saria lived with Link and they played music, etc. All Zelda does it lecture Link about the Triforce and forces Link to rescue her.

For da Hot Seks, one, pair me up with Saria! Green.

Well, I'm at this "gifted" program, and my teacher overworks us like slaves.
I'm going into 8th grade, but she (and she told us this) makes us do the amount of work for a week in one day, that is at senior high school level. Not to brag. It's hard.
We do as much work in one day as a senior in high school does in a week in that subject.
She's evil!!!
Help me!
But I don't have much longer.

If life were like Zelda...

I would do backflips all day.

I'd shoot a light arrow at my teacher.

I'd actually beg to cut the grass and I'd get money.

I'd save a dying Zora to get their mask.

I'd get an Ocarina and play the warping songs.

I'd bomb every boulder I found looking for fairy fountains.

More to come, maybe.

Well, if I could go back in time and still retain my 13 year old body and mind, I'd go back to... lets see... 1998. I could warn peeps of 9/11 and be famous!

I believe in them. How can our infinite universe have only us?

Maybe somewhere there is another Earth which is exactly the same, except my Newgrounds account name is Ranger2.3.
Maybe there may be aliens who beat each other up with clubs and have no rockets.
Who knows?

Aww, a puppy!
I love doggies!
Congratulations on your new pet!

It's a lot of responsibility, but it's worth it.

Hey, a lot of people here have favorite Flash artists.

Everybody responding to this must do the following criteria:

1: State your favorite Flash artist and give a brief sentence why.

2: Provide a link <A> to your favorite Flash submission by that artist

3: Write the name of the submission.

With that, then everybody can share their opinions, and maybe some Flash talent will be recongnized!

You may NOT state yourself as your favorite Flash artist.

Have fun, and let the Movies/Games begin!

At 7/10/06 09:13 AM, -Kuro- wrote: If you call someone it, you're a homophobe, if you take offence in it being called to you, you're a homophobe.

Not exactly. The word "phobe" originates from "Phobia", which means fear.
If you're afraid of vampires, so to speak, would you be insulted if you were called a vampire? If you called someone a vampire, would you be afraid?

Why is it being used as an insult by many?

Religion, especially Christianity says being homosexual is a sin, and you will go to hell. Therefore, homosexuals are made fun of constantly. People disrespect them because that's what they were taught. Add a law banning their marriages and ta da!

We all know StrawberryClock. He, in my opinion, makes really stupid movies and is a jerk. He calls himself "The King of the Portal" and claims he can never die. Even the Clock Crew has him as their role model.

Well, Newgrounders!

Do you love StrawberryClock as a true loner?

Do you hate StrawberryClock as a true idiot?

Tell me why you hate or love him!
Please, no "He rulz!" or "Strawberry Clock sucks my anus!!!"
Clock Crew, you're welcome to respond.
Well, the rest is up to you.
Go for it!

Kinda a weird thing to say, but a creative idea. I have to admit, it's a funny concept.

i like
Pieceofcrapmon from Digemon in a Nutshell.
It's really stupid, though.

At 6/25/06 01:01 AM, KemCab wrote: Star Trek: The Next Generation.

OOOOOOK........ yeah.
I like...
Mad TV, 3 stooges colbert report, daily show, MXC, Naruto (not that much, just hte anime)
world's wildest police videos, AFV, M*A*S*H, i dunno, lotsa comedy and spike tv

Model Plane?
Blue Plane?
Wet Plane?

Molde Cheese?
Wet Cheese?
Bleu Cheese?
(anagrams)

Model shirt?
Blue shirt?
wet T-shirt? (contest) Ooooh

Congrats!
Why are you scared of being German and Jewish?
Let me guess, you associate Germany with Hitler.
Hitler was evil, but he killed Germans too!
He killed anyone who opposed him.
He'd probably even kill his own mother.
Well, nice job with Geneology (is that how you spell it?)
Well, better start learning Hebrew now.
I had to start learning it when i was in preschool or kindergarten.
Don't expect to be fluent though.
If you're under 13, you could have a Bar/Bat Mitzvah! Oh and the Bat in Bat Mitzvah is pronounced BAht.
Mazel tov!

I really do believe they exist.
The universe is infinite, so there HAS to be some sort of alien life form.
Maybe in another dimension there is another me and his world is exactly the same except the other me has brown eyes.
It's very confusing.
But in all those movies, aliens who are more technologically advanced then us.
Who knows?
Maybe somewhere in this universe there are aliens who still use clubs, speak in grunts, and live like we did as Neanderthals, or Cro-Magnons.
I just pray that if aliens and humans will meet,
A: We encounter them.
B: We stay peacful forever.
C: We'll all eat pie (or for aliens, zarcolian monblots.)

Alien boy: Mommy, I hate doing chores, like mowing the ereas and
brushing my tentacles.
Alien mother: If you do your chores, I'll make you some zarcolian monblots.
Alien boy: Zarcolian monblots? Sure! I'll get to work now!
Announcer: Zarcolian monblots. We have no idea what they are, but they make a steady profit. Only twelve wenders. Buy some today!
Ranger2: Give me my $#&%in pie, woman!
*Ranger2 eats his pie and then drops dead*
Announcer: Oh and remember, never give zarcolian monblots to humans. Those stupid little things - Gaa!
*Announcer gets a pie in the face.*
Announcer: Never give pies to reewinners...
*Announcer drops dead and turns a sickly shade of orange.*
Announcer: Ah! Never give pie to reewinners!

Homosexuality isn't a disorder.
Let people believe what they want to believe.
*Sarcastic* Of course now, it's no one's fault they're depressed, buliemic (sp?) or homosexual. *Sarcastic*

There are drugs for everything now.
Diet pills, mental illness pills, now I bet there'll be pills for homosexuality.
Yeah, I'd like to see someone walk into a pharmacy and purchase those.

Cashier (practically yelling out loud): Three packages of anti gay drugs, $12.99.

Purchaser: Those aren't for me, they're for-

Cashier: Now now sweetie, don't tell me what goes on in bed.

It's religion that made this.
Church + State = Poorly run country.
It's not a mental illness.
Ironic, isn't it?
People can protest on the lawn of Congress (literally speaking)
and yet homosexuals get tosssed out because of religious beliefs.
Whatever happened to "Everyone is created equal"?

I know she's dead.
It's been going on for over a year; I don't understand why they don't call it off.
Sure, it's easy for me to say; I've never met her.
Of course, there's a thin line in these matters between sense and devotion.
It's thin, but it's still there.
I believe the Halloways have crossed it.
Abandoning hope must be hard for them to consider, but by now her body must've decomposed.
It's like... (Cheesy metaphor coming on)
Trying to find a hamburger you ate after...releasing it into the toilet and down the sewers.
You can't find it.
Maybe that's not an accurate schmatic (pardon my spelling)
but I hope you get it.
I wish Natalie was alive, but now after a year, it's hard to believe.

I can't log in nor log out, because if i try to log in it says im already logged in and if i try to log out it says i'm not logged in.
I got this message saying my "cookies" there these things on the computer not sure exactly wahat they are.
i got this message saying my cookies are disabled, and I must fix them.
just one problem.

I have NO IDEA HOW!

So if you could post a step by step walkthrough to help me able my cookies in plain english, (no computer gigabyte stuff, i don't understand that) i would be grateful.
Please answer me plea for help!
this is making my account a hassle!
sincerly, ranger2

I can't log in nor log out because it's scrwing up.
it does nothing help
when im out it says im in i try to log out it says im not logged in
I can't do account options or anything i need help

Pregnant at 12?
Throwing away her entire life...
Sad.

Everybody knows about religion being mixed with laws. We all know it's a bad thing.
But one question-why religion? Out of all the things that people do, why was religion chosen to be tied into politics in the world?
Bush organizes Easter egg hunts and doesn't hide the Afi Koman on Passover.
Why does he pray to Jesus in his speeches?
And other laws like abortion.
Why is religion the tie-in of choice with politics?
Are people on to something? Are they trying to fool others?
Or are they just too weak to take the blame or too unimaginative to make good laws?
I just don't know.
All of your comments will be accepted and appreciated, except dirty and insultive ones.
You know the line. Don't cross it.

Well, be polite of course.
Watch lotsa James Bond, he dances a lot. But then again, it takes place in the 60's. Fancy dancing though, like the tango.
Actually watch a lotta spy movies.
Don't crowd her. Ask her to dance. Offer to get her some punch.
Compliment her dress.
Oh and use Listerine mouthwash -mint.

I get the scenario. It was helpful, pretty much. I guess school dramatized it a lot.

all right. i get the scenario. thanks

I'm not happy to admit it, but you're right.