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Jews are .2% of the world's population.
How could 99% of Newgrounds be Jewish?

Sorry, some of his things are highlighted, making it look like I'm saying those things. I 100% disagree with him.

Gay people should not be allowed to marry, for one simple reason: Marriage is a Christian Ceremony, and the Christian bible specifically say's homosexuality is wrong.

What? Marriage is for everybody, not just for Christians. If that was true there'd be no Hindus, Jews, Buddhists, etc. You biased freak.
I say, let the homosexuals have civil ceromonies, as they are government ceremonies, and the government has no right to deny it to anyone. For this to work, however, I believe the government needs to do two things: give the exact same benifits as Marriage to Civil Ceremonies, as well as backing off completely of controll over Marriage. The government should not be "banning" gay marriage OR allowing it: they should be handing it off completely to the church and letting them handle it.
Separation of Church and State is what the good politicians are trying to DO, not the other way around.
By even getting involved, this would be like if the government passed some legislature to officially re-write the bible. We need to maintain a sepperation of church and state.
The Government has no right to a religion. Not everybody is your religion.

The only exeption I can think of where a gay couple should be allowed to marry is if they can find a priest/minister/reverend who would be willing to do the ceremony for them, and their church approves.

The church should approve everyone. Whatever happened to "Love thy neighbor" or something? Geez, you are a homophobic geek. You just think if you try to extinct homosexuality you'll just get a place in heaven. Yeah, Heaven minus 10 levels.
Go to hell, but then again, you already are, so that's my point.
LettuceClock's shouldn't be allowed to come out of their basements.
You may contact me via private message, because I'd love to see how you'd attempt to defend yourself.
PS I'm not Christian, so those "the bible says it's wrong" will have NO effect on me.
Obviously if the church aproves with it, theres no trouble.

And before any of you idiots try to go "wel den dat meant u have 2 not let pagans and satanists marrry!!!!1 lol like i got u!"; exactly: once again, Christian Ceremony, so it's only for CHRISTIANS. I am one of the Paganistic religions (and bi, before any of you want to pull out the "homophobe" card) and therefor I have absolutely no right to get married. I probably WILL get marriage because of the benifits not offered with civil ceremonies, but if the government would get it's head out of their ass and give the benifits I mentioned earlier, I would do the right thing and take a CC.

Maybe a tiny bit.
Yep, that's me all right.
I dunno... I think Athiests believe that.

Please don't call me weird, but...
I'm not exactly sure what dildos are.
Are they sex toys or something?
Please contact me via private message, and explain to me. I'm not sure.
Please, no pictures. Just explain what they are and what they look like.
Are vibrators examples of them?

Oh, and you should confront your mother, but she could ground you. Then again, you have secret info that could ruin her reputation...
I smell future blackmail...

Hey guys, here are 3 catchphrases I made up, and did not copy.
Tell me what you think of them.

1: "I would if I could but I can't so I won't."

2: "You're not ready for society." (Used in previous replies)

3: (Just made up)" Here's some advice that you'll need in later life: It goes ketchup, mustard, meat, and THEN buns."

Tell me what you think; I like them a lot.
I'll continue to make up more!

No, I consider manslaughter if the person is out of the womb, the umbilical cord cut.
Then it's manslaughter.

At 7/17/06 03:13 AM, TheSovereign wrote: Why... why are you Americans so nationalist against Canada? Why spam about how pathetic Canada is?

It's not pathetic!

Since you believe America is SOOOOO good, you have nothing to worry about!

Canada rules, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I hate North America....

Then you hate your own country.

I probably wouldn't oppose gun restriction laws. People commit suicide because of a gun in the house. Look at the (terribly ending) movie Dead Poet's Society .
But of course, crime rates would go up, because people couldn't defend themselves, and a golf club could be used as a weapon for example.
Nothing is easy in politics.
But when I post here I feel like I'm doing my part to attempt to clear up some of this mess.
Well, posters, you do the rest!

Wikipedia.
You can translate stuff on it, or check a local library (preferably a college one; I'm at a college right now and there are a ton of books in other languages.

Well, I guess your center of gravity would change, or maybe it'd just be a sideways hole... I really don't know, maybe there is a simulation some where...
It's an age-old question that still isn't answered... or known.

I think I may have thought of that before, except the girls would know nothing.
Good point.

Who the fuck would want a kid who cries and pees?
Who would want to change a baby's diaper?
I still don't understand.

Is that true?

EEEEEWWW

What the fuck?

say you commit a ban worthy deed in the general forum and you get banned but you can still post in the other forums unless you get banned there too! we could assign diffrent mods to diffirent forums what do you think?

Then WE'LL get banned. Who would want that, genius?

I'd have to say...

1: Luigi's Mansion. You suck ghosts in a vacuum, and scream, and uh... shout "Mario!' You have no health, can't move, and it's just boring.
2: Super Mario Sunshine. That game sucked. Mario's plumber side rejoiced, but those who don't have janitor sides didn't. The last boss with Bowser was pretty fun, but that's about it.

At 1/27/06 07:11 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: - Hitler wrote two books, Jesus never wrote anything, he was too lazy.

Books at Jesus's time? There wasn't much to write on.

- Hitler has more films and books about his existence than Jesus does.

More films, definitely. Hitler is Infamous, not famous, stupid.

- Hitler was a far greater public speaker. You can tell because there is no film footage of The Sermon On The Mount, but we have footage of The Nuremburg Rallies.

Were the Nuremburg Rallies a good thing? There were no cameras at Jesus's time, you retard!

- Hitler managed to bend other countries and his own government to his will. Jesus never, he got killed.

I don't believe in Jesus, but at least he didn't kill OVER 6 million people.

- Hitler would win in a one to one fight.

He shot himself, idiot! He commited suicide.

- Nazis worship Hitler, not his father, wheras Jesus is sort of like Himmler in this respect.

Nazis were worshiping a monkey with a bad mustache.

Any more ?

Do we want more?
No.

At 7/12/06 06:38 AM, modestcasanova wrote: Oh man I am so confused. Can someone answer these questions? They are starting to piss me off.

If the human race is so important why is it bound for extinction?

Because we screw everything up.

(Kind of directed towards the Christians) What happens to babies after they die?

Why are you asking only Christians? Babies just... lie there, unconscious-dead for all eternity. But how would I know? How would ANY religion know?

If we are supposed to be so loving, why are we able to hate? Even though we are supposed to have full free will, why would the all loving god allow hatred?

Because G-d has no control over us. It says it in the Torah. Free will means we can choose to do whatever we want, good or bad.

This, of course, assumes they are able to overcome the aging problem we saw with Dolly.

Could you please contact me and tell me what the aging problem was?
Not trying to prove you wrong or anything, I just don't know what it is.
Did she grow too fast and too old or somthng?

Anna Arias is a Nazi for making a Nazi city.

You are racist for pretty much saying fuck Israelis and Jews.
Go back in your closet-you're not ready for the real world.

That's terrible. Even here, people get confused when they find out I'm Jewish and German.
They always mix Germans with Nazis.
Germans are residents and are from Germany
Nazis are a political party that started in Germany.
Hitler killed his own people.
Were the police at the Nazi rally?
I hope they were.
Stupid Nazis.

At 2/20/06 01:50 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I can do anything better than you.

Well, you can be a total idiot better than me.

At 4/22/06 10:04 PM, UnknownFear wrote: I tried to open FruityLoops

get a pair of scissors and open the cereal box
and, when I did, an error came up that said "Couldn't create the DirectSound main object."
What object?
I click ok and it came up again. Click ok and the program opened.
what, your bowls and spoons open?
Ok?. Anyways, I tried to play a beat and I noticed that it would not play it. When I clicked on the play button, it just... froze,
don't put cereal in a freezer
but I could still push buttons.
what kinda bowl do you have? eew.
Just no sound.
soggy cereal
Fruit loops 6.0.8? Is taht a new flavor?
Anyone know what is wrong? I am runing version 6.0.8 and it is the full version.
Damn toucan sam.

At 7/1/06 03:32 PM, streetd4wg wrote: This Question Is For People Who Have Wind Waker (Zelda) For GameCube.

Is The Main Guy Link? Or Is He Just Some Kid Who Looks Like Link?

He's a descendant of Link.
Duh, those people who survived are the ancestors, then they reproduced.

I dunno, I like Asian food...
Falafel with Pita...
Ramen, ramen, ramen noodles!
Pad Thai with Beef.
BBQ Ribs.

MissingNo., cause he's a glitch.
Here's how you catch him.
1: You need Pokemon Red or Blue (Old ones)
2: Go tell the old man in Viridian City you're not in a hurry. (The one who needed coffee.)
3: After the tutorial, go to Cinnabar Island, and surf on the east coast water/land part of it, you know.
4: Find MissingNo. In the wild.
He'll be lv 80-146.
5: Do NOT catch him. Just run away.
6: Your 6th item in your items slot will have a mark by it. That means you'll have about 100 of that item. So switch a Master Ball or Rare Candy or whatever into the 6th slot. Do the trick, and you'll have 100 Master Balls, 100 Rare Candies, or whatever else you want.
7: You CAN catch MissingNo., but have an available space. If he goes into your PC, the game will screw up permanently. If you catch him and have an open space, you can battle. The graphics and pixels will be screwed up, and in your roster he'll switch from person to bulb thingy when he's highlighted. He has 2 water guns and sky attack. He's Flying and Normal type, but if you catch him, don't save the game.
He's so cool. Use this trick to win!

Um...
get a Big supply of beef jerky.
help the world... blahblah.
have fun!

At 7/14/06 08:43 PM, Lost_Wisdom wrote: Just want to ask some questions so you wont be bored on your computer, just simple questions, answer them with the best of your ability.

1. Is black or white a color?

Yes

2. Did you ever go outside and wonder why the sky is blue?

No, not really because I know why.

3. Are you bored with your life? Cause if you are, your emo.

No, I'm not bored with life, just bored.

4. Are you glad that you found this website and joined it just for the fun of it?

Yes, it's a good website.

5. Do you like talking to strangers on the internet?

I express my opinion.

6. Did you ever get REALLY drunk? if so, tell details and explain.

No, alcohol is for idiots.

7. Are you curious to see what happens when someone commits suicide in full view just for you?

Everyone is curious about what they don't know.

8. Was question 7 too much for you to handle and couldn't answer it?

Yes, it obviously was (not)

9. Are my questions boring you or are you interested in it?

Pretty boring.

10. Last question, did you enjoy or hate my questions?

Neither. I don't know what point you're trying to prove.
life life

At 7/14/06 04:32 PM, The_Chronic wrote: Do you think you are going to heaven or are you going to hell? Take this quiz to find out.If you are going to hell which level of hell are you going to?

http://www.4degreez...ante-inferno-test.mv

Level 1: Limbo.
Caesar and Homer?
i think this is just religion.
I changed like 5 things to be perfect and got heaven.
i'm fine.

At 7/14/06 06:35 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: Which one are you?

Theres no such thing as bisexuality.

Yeah, like someone's actually gonna say their gay, then they'll be shunned.
stupid.