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I put a shitload under my lip, and a half hour later, me and my friend started puking.

We both felt wasted, and started blowing chunks... cause we accidently swallowed some...

Fuck that shit, id rather smoke pot over that any day.

I heard smoking pot does that twice as badly.

Was he actually mentally handicapped or was he just doing an imitation so fake that it was obvious?

Sure, the kid deserved it.
But maybe you shouldn't chew him out as much.
Talk to him, then talk to the parents, that way he'll get beaten and you won't get in trouble.
I'm adding this to my favorites.
For some reason, when I imagine you yelling at the kid, it takes place in a Circuit City that is by me.

How could it be a political power? A ton of stuff here is bullshit.

I think it is necessary at some times. Please quote me:
"Anything can be necessary if needed at a certain time."

Yeah, I doubt she could think while all of her brain except the brain stem was liquid.
When your brain literally turns to mush, you can't think.
The volunteers who said she could think think just about as much as she did when in comatose.

At 3/10/06 07:21 PM, Undesigned_Spirit wrote: Im from England and alot of people on NG hate us,why?

Who the fuck said people hated England?
England is America's best friend.

Our name is the United States of America.

At 9/7/06 05:14 PM, piemaneatingpie wrote: I think it is the devil's finger that is missing because mine acts up all the time and at the moment it's picking my bottom, poo fell out.

on second thought, i'm getting a lock request.

One thing I've noticed is that many cartoon hands have 4 fingers, including the thumb.
Which digit are they missing?
I think
A: They need thumbs.
B: They point
C: They may give someone the finger
D: Pinkies come in handy.
So I think it's the ring finger that is missing.
What do you think?
lol, this place is ok, but not very. lololol.

At 9/5/06 06:15 PM, -HeIiopios- wrote: We have all lost touch with that america was originally created for.

Does anyone remember slavery? Peperige farms remembers.
Does anyone remember when women couldn't vote? Peperige farms remembers.
Does anyone remember when we used to massacre the original settlers of the new world? Peperige farms remembers.

Take this in, then come back.

Also, kids are assholes.

Who's the asshole, someone who says someone's an asshole or the person who says nothing?

At 9/3/06 11:50 AM, Starfox_Clock wrote:

At 9/3/06 11:16 AM, FallenDoomMarine wrote:

'( You reeally make me sad my dead father was one of the best in england at doom he was part of the england gaming team thing :'(

I guess it runs in the famaliy

I'm sorry for your father, but....
How are you repeatedly double posting?

Well, I don't think it's the end.
There have been wars and hurricanes and all that other shit.
Look at WWII. Bazillions were killed, the world was in fear.
But that was 60 years ago, and we're still living.
I think our hourglass still has a few grains left.

At 10/17/04 08:28 PM, Leftover_crack wrote: well in the moments that i had deep thoughts, I thought " what if the whole universe is like a science project and god is the scientist, and probably gave up on us and left us alone to figure it out ourselves, and moved on to the next unverese t osee how they're doing?

You know, I've actually thought the same thing myself.
A: G-d has left us
B: G-d created us for a science project and is now watching us and seeing how things work out.
C: G-d is making bad things happen, like a sadist. (Don't get on my back, religious zealots.)
D: There is no G-d, and people are making their own decisions.

It's a pretty hard topic. Anything could be possible.

At 8/18/06 08:55 PM, Anti_Noob wrote:

At 8/18/06 08:53 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Apparently the day system is to complicated for you aint it.

The torah also speaks of beings that existed before humans, called angels. Moreover, it also speaks of angels mating with humans.

The torah speaking of angels mating with humans?
Dude, I read B'Reisheit at my Bar Mitzvah, and as far as i know did not say that.
so we'd be part angel, huh?

I wouldn't really say bible, since bible is suppose to refer to christianity and why would a reformed faith pertained past beliefs to a faith it is reforming from? Get what I'm saying? It is like having Nazi books in present day Germany.

At 9/2/06 09:56 PM, Epsylon wrote: As I know, I will have to go to North korea next week, I ask how 3.702.757 north koreans can sleep knowing that any day the crazy person of Kim Jong-il flies norcorea with a nuclear missile.

I once saw a documentary of North Korea on the Discovery Channel...so sad. The people ARE brainwashed. They are so isolated from everywhere else, they believe that Kim Jong-Il actually is a deity, that he is wonderful. Some are past it, and know who he truly is, but some just gave in and believe that at his father's funeral, a certain type of bird special to Korea came to mourn, even though many people hated him.
It was a heart-wrenching documentary, the landscape was beautiful. It was just so sad.
Do NOT go past the borders. If you go into the no man's land, you will be shot at and possibly injured or killed.

At 9/2/06 12:35 PM, teejayandjon wrote: alright what is my username for

you're supposed to answer that.
1: why did you choose your name
2: what origins
3: any other choice

Well, I like the DS. It has two screens which makes the game easier and cooler with the stylus.
one problem: sound
it's all crackly and when i put in a GBA game the speakers screw up.

At 9/30/04 12:39 AM, red_skunk wrote: I'd like to provide two math problems from that I've found, from a textbook in Afghanistan, circa late eighties. Keep in mine that this is meant for small school children - the equivalent of third grade.

Oh geez, math... I had Algebra yesterday!

"One group of maujahidin attack 50 Russian soldiers. In that attack 20 Russian soldiers are killed. How many Russians fled?"

None, they stood and fought, but a couple may have ran.

&

"The speed of a Kalashnikov bullet is 800 meters per second. If a Russian is at a distance of 3200 meters from a muajahid, and that muajahid aims at the Russian's head, calculate how many seconds it will take for the bullet to strike the Russian the forehead."

4 seconds, but 17 if the muajahid has trouble aiming.

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Now, my question to you is: who would create such a textbook? Is teaching 3rd graders math through violence and bloodshed the best way to do it? Why? Why do they teach their children like that?

Why do you think? Because they obviously hate Russians, and want kids to hate too.
It's like fucking Hitler's youth.

i agree.
but what i just realized is terrible
We are arguing about Israel and the Palestinians fighting over land
When we don't give a damn about Native americans.
years ago we took the land by force, just kicking htem out
that was like world war II with Jews and homosexuals and politcial enemies shipped away from home to death camps.
this now, in Israel, is like WW1 because they're fighitng over land.
Why don't they split israel even?

At 7/25/06 04:59 AM, The_Hoobinator wrote: Why should I have to press 1 for english? I find it annoying when I call any phone number the has an automated answering machine and it askes me to press 1 for english. Last time i checked the official lanquage of the United States was ENGLISH! What do you thing about this?

I do find it annoying, too.
Part of me says "everyone is free to express their heritage, so go ahead, speak your language!"
But another part says "It's fucking English! Speak it. I'm tired of hearing different languages in America, spoken by people who obviously must've came here for the fun of it, rather than actually try to live a productive life. I'm tired of people speaking spanish or whatever when they're too lazy to learn English in an English speaking counrtry."

America is a great melting pot.
People should briing their own lanugages with them.
but maybe at least try to learn english.
what would I think of someone who
A: speaks perfect spanish only while living in america
b: speaks some broken english
I'd think guy A needs to learn english. if you want to have a high paying job, you''ll need to speak english.
for guy b, he may not speak enlgish well, but at least he's speaking it, and attempting to learn. good for him!
it's like going to china when you don't know a word of chinese.
it's america!
learn english,
and DON'T stow away and become an illegal immigrant.
immigrants=ok
illegal immigrants=throw their asses back to their country.

Wow, these are a lot of names.
I only posted it this morning!
Thanks everyone, and everyone else, keep posting!

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Anyone have advice of how the hell I can end this fucking awkward situatuion.

Dude, the same thing happened to me... kinda

At a college course thingy, I had a friend
and another friend and I were talking to him
he described something that was too real... you know... as if he'd experienced it or seen it
I said "dude, that's sick"
he said "what? I only look at them in my room"
he let slip a big secret that we didn't know
he downloaded Pron (i can't even type the word, it's so disgusting)

One and all!
Post here the origin of your username, like
A: Why you chose it
B: What it originally was going to be
C: Other choices

For me:
A: I love archery, and I'm good at it (lefty shooter!) A ranger is an archer, pretty much.
B: It was originally just going to be Ranger, but it was taken, so I just decided 2, because I'm obviously the second.
C: I didn't have many other choices. I thought maybe LOLman, or something.

So tell me the origins of your name!

Please, don't do a Clock post. I once did one called "StrawberryClock, love or hate?" and it got locked. I got hate PM, and I think I got suspended for it.
Please don't do it.
But what's the Clocks to you? No one forces your NG name on you. I chose Ranger2, and if someone wants to be "desklightClock" they can.

I think my sig is the best because it helps prepare idiots for later life.

Also, I can tell this is going to be a "LOL KAGOME SUXXORS SHES A HOR!1!11!!". Now that he's got the info, I'm gonna ask for a lock request.

There is none of that, besides animechicks stupid "anime=ghey" response. also, when you said "he's" got the info, were you referring to me?
Being a voice actor sounds cool. My voice is more of a low, but can switch from higher, to medium, to low randomly. i can sing, as long as it's baritone, but not too baritone.

At 8/30/06 04:14 AM, KagomeHigurashi wrote: The reason I've been in so many flash movies is because I've been actively auditioning and participating in the community for the past two years. Yes, who you know and your availability is a big part of it, but so is purchasing high-quality equipment (Windows Sound Recorder & $10 Target mic = NO!) and taking whatever constructive criticism and advice you can to possibly improve your skills.

And yes, I have had to put up with a lot of crap, specifically from unnamed Newgrounds members who purposely leave negative, abusive reviews on every movie I'm in. If only these people put half as much time into giving helpful critiques as they did flaming, I'd be so much better at voice acting. @_@;

Um. But anyway.
This is my Newgrounds screen name, and my VA site with more info is linked in my signature.

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Well, heard it from her! Thanks, Kagome. Great work on voice, and thanks.
Your voice is one anyone can recognize, and is famous.
I didn't know that your name was Kagome Hirurashi or something, I just thought it was Kagome. Thanks for participating in this, and my questions are answered.

Like many probably, I've seen enough Flash movies to recognize Kagome's voice.
In her most recent, Ignorance is Bliss, she plays the high pitched, high class voice of Princess Toadstool, and is in many other movies. As far as I know, Kagome is not a Newgrounds Member, therefore she has no Flash. How do people contact her?
Does she pay a price? Who is this voice actress extraordinaire?
Please respond.

At 4/8/05 09:43 PM, JohnRice wrote: I seem to hear alot of controversy about Jesus being the Messiah or not. Totally I believe he is. I believe that he died for us and he saves us. What do you think? Are you behind me? Or do you think totally different?

I think Jesus existed, just he was not the son of G-d.
I think he died because of other peoples' sins or something, but he just died... he didn't come back.
I believe he was a good samaritan, a good person, but not hte son of G-d.

At 4/19/05 06:44 PM, Cahenn wrote: I'm not a "jew for jesus" but i can pretty much translate their website for you,

Please do

They are jews that believe that christ is the massiah,

Then they're not Jewish.