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At 9/14/06 10:36 PM, BLUEleaf wrote: Fill in the blanks NG, keep it witty, if we find any good ones we hope to translate and turn it in for credit. 8) MAKE IT HAPPEN

If you don't want to photoshop in your own, you can just type it out.

Oh, this is easy.
And it looks a lot like... a drawing from my French book.
What is your french book name?

At 9/17/06 01:31 PM, fleep11 wrote: rape her then kill

Uh, yeah, you can't say "rape her," thanks to a new rule here.

But, for the problem, you should tell her that.

Nice job, for being calm. I would've not shown the same manner.
How do you do the euro sign? (It's like a cursive L with line through it.)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ American money.... Shift-4

At 9/19/06 05:25 PM, explixitt wrote: What would you do?

Everything, I'd be G-d, for crying out loud!

Models should be blamed for influencing others?
People should think for themselves on what they look like.
Beauty is not only on the cover of a magazine.
Eating disorders are bad. Why do you think they're called eating dis orders?

At 9/16/06 08:58 AM, Saint-Anger wrote: And in the real world thats never gonna happen.

I know...what's your point?

What would it be like?
Tell me!
Let's see... (SuperMario64)
I'd eat lots of mushrooms.
Of course, they'd be steroids to me.
If someone was making fun of me, I jump on their head.
I'd jump into pictures to take me places.
I'd never take damage no matter how long the fall as long as I landed on my stomach.
When I turn invisible, only parts of me disappear.
I'd make the same grunt every jump.
I'd run for hours on end, nonstop.
Money would heal me.
I could just exit a place anytime I wanted.
I could triple jump easily, and crouching will let me jump higher, somehow.
I could lift things bigger than me.
Any more?

Okay, it was a joke one.
It said "blah blah, you may see some, but cameraman turned it off,:
you see a demon moviefied girl, and then it says RIP steve irwin, why do you siccos want to see the movie anyway?

That is scary.
You know, she's an illegal immigrant, too.

And to be nice, here it is for you.
R.I.P, Steve.
Here you go, Steve Irwin's Tragic Death... I hope I typed the URL right.
I didn't make the movie; I just found it.

My favorite superpower would be...
awesome karate moves and speed, strength agility, etc.
Like Superman.

Separation of Church and State, which means that religion isnt involved??!?

Yes, there is Separation of Church and State.
Sadly, idiots in Congress don't know the meaning of it.
So yes, they just ignore it, proclaiming that religion trumps state.
I'm for homosexual marriage, too.
Who cares if someone 1000 miles from you marries his/her gender? It affects no one.

At 9/13/06 09:47 PM, tru3sk8r wrote: who the fuck is ranger2?

Dude, that's me.
I changed my name. I even put up a post asking how to change my name because I didn't know how.
But Tom Fulp did.
Duh!

At 9/13/06 09:30 PM, ObsessedOne wrote: Giving kids weapons would be mentally retarded. It would be better to practice lockdown drills more often.

Yeah, that would help a bit. Not much, but more than giving kids weapons.
Imagine a first grader with an Uzi.
"Hey Teacher, what does this trigger do?"

equip thier students with concielable firearms, and to train them in the use of it and what might happen in case of attack.

I assure you, school attacks would drammatically drop.

Are you stupid!?
Weapons on students would allow them to attack in the first place!
Duh!
Students who are bent on attacking usually don't know how to shoot, and can't conceal their weapons well.
And how would you know who to trust?
The school geek could shoot a bully.
An emo could shoot himself.
The school bully could shoot a teacher or the school geek.
And the teachers would shoot everyone who doesn't pay attention.
People would DIE.
Stupid.

Well, I gots good news!
Err, I'm getting my braces off this winter, before the end of the year.
One thing:
What are some rules about wearing a retainer?
How long will I have to wear it?
Does it hurt?
Etc, I just want to know about wearing a retainer, 'cause I'll be wearing one in a few months.

I just got my name changed from Ranger2 to Ranger.
How do you do it?
Tom Fulp changed mine, and I'm happy, but I don't know how he did it.
Is it something anyone can do on their own time or must you ask a mod or something?

Don't worry, I'm sure the human race will find something different to hate about others.

At 9/11/06 06:54 PM, Syntrus wrote: Hey hey ng sacreligious lovers create your own religion using the following format.

Religions Name:

CommenSenseism

Your god:

Brainior

Prophets:

Electrode, Neuronimous

Sins:

Anything where someone thinks "How could people be so stupid?" about the sin.

And lastly attach your symbol at the bottom.

My symbol is an arrow pointing up with a horizontal line above it and one below it.

Thank you, Bob.
It is very annoying to see all those things.
Thanks for helping to clean up the BBS.

A passing police officer sees the dog running at the lady's car, and decides to get out of his car, take out his pistol, and shoot my dog in the head four times. The police officer claimed that "The dog lunged at me, so I defended myself, besides, he was a pitbull." He was actually a mastiff.

Holy shit. That's seriously wrong. The officer shot your dog?
Although it sounds like you didn't like him.
I'm glad I didn't see that.

This new rule kicks ass!
Unfortunately, it doesn't affect me.
Why aren't _'s and --'s allowed? Is it for extra accounts in case you get banned?

How about...
DelaDelaBoBellaFeeFyFoFellaDela.
FoOtSnIfFeR

At 9/9/06 03:50 PM, JaY11 wrote: Whats the worst/annoying commercial thats on TV at the moment

Call me weird, but I hate those BuyOwner commercials.
I can't stand the recorded "Thanks BuyOwner" at the end.

Well if it was a big bulge, at least it means she likes you.

That left me laughing, big bulge quotee.

Well, first off, maybe it's a pants bulge thingy. Pants won't lie down straight and flat.
CARS? That movie looks terrible.

But, it's probably nothing.

What if your friends go to the prom with a girl?
Then either you suck it up or spend it drunk.
Isn't that illegal for you, or did you get held back.

Hmm...
Check my profile, it says my favorite... I mean favou rite food.
Just joking with the favou rite one...
It's either chinese or japanese. All I know is Naruto loves it.

Well, I guess you're a bit of both.
Or a robot.
I hate robots.

I made a drink I call Splurge... made out of different drinks, different quantities.
And a certain order... must be mixed.
It's tangy, sweet, sour, and refreshing-all at the same time.

Well, my math teacher.
A: Gives us tests every week.
B: I hate him cause math is my worst subject (LA and Reading is best subject)
C: He takes up 2 minutes of our 4 minute passing period so we have as much math time as the highschools, so I have to race to French class.
D: Ask him a simple question and he'll go on for hours
E: He whistles so loudly and obnoxiously that it drives me nuts!
F: Homework, homework, homework.
G: He jokes a lot in class, which is not funny.
Here's one crappy joke:
He drew a pumpkin with the number pi in it.
"This is how I carve my pumpkin on Halloween. Pumpkin Pi!"
*Comedy drum thingy*
Not a single lol.
H: We need to redo our missed mistakes so I have tons of homework.
I: He checks our binders randomly and never tells us.
J: Did I mention he whistles?
K: He goes way too fast on explanations, so instead of my Algebra for Dummies notes I try to make, (easy explanations, math in plain English) I can't keep up so they look like Algebra by Dummies.
L: Almost no time to work on homework.
M: I have Algebra right after Study hall, so I can't do much homework 'cause I have it after.
Some of these may be petty, but let's see... 13 wrongs with him.