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Well, I've read that in midieval times, the way recommended by experts to whiten your teeth was:

Brush your teeth with.....
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pikachu in a top hat tasering a kiwi

draw that

Doom Player oh oh 3
was beaten up by me
signing contracts
i grabbed an axe
his guts are up to my knee

bbs is full of crap
where the scum and lowlives rap
and i submit this dumb poem
just let me sleep
leave me alone.

a clown came to Philly
with a ukulele
he looked at the children
and sat by a tree
playing a melody, playing a song
to wake up in a jail cell
sobering up from bong.

what's my prize? what's my prize?
if you don't give me some one dies!

I'm a good gun.
M24 Sniper Rifle
It's really good and used by the military and it said I should be proud.

Uh, maybe there's a planet where violent animals are stored in balls, 10 year olds are sent out to fend for themselves, people CANNOT DIE EVEN AFTER BEING BLOWN 2000000000 FEET INTO THE AIR, and doctors are named after plants.
Maybe 1000000000000000000000000000 Light years away from here, but maybe there is. I don't know.
I do believe in aliens. If people say "then how come there's no life on the moon?" i just say "I never said in our solar system."

I made a topic just like this, go on my profile and see it "Revolutionary War Second Side"

Stop smoking it, period. If you're caught with that stuff, it'll be a lot worse than studying. And you social life will suffer being in juvy or wherever, counseling.

Well, I have NO IDEA how to get a picture on here... (Yes, I suck at computers.)

I just made up that catchphrase, and it has my 3 names.

At 10/6/06 08:38 PM, Mutagen wrote: look exactly the same

Uh, yeah, right. Maybe how their faces look, but seriously...

AGREE WITH ME!

No, sorry.

I know someone with Down's Syndrome, and it is a bit sad.

And what you say is rude.

It seems like all the school shootings are in Colorado.

Columbine, Bailey high school,
Give a Boy a Gun (book)

it seems like all the school shootings, real or fake, take place in Colorado.

Does anyone agree?

Urgh...

Your grandma... is crazy, I'm sorry.

Despite my other posts, I am NOT against Christians or any other religion.
I just HATE people saying that you're going to hell if you don't convert to this stupid religion.

Hooray for your.

Pros:
You do stuff you know.
You give homework.
Nap Time (or is that only for kindergarten?)
You influence their lives.

Cons:
Bad pay.
Annoying brats (personally, I can't stand little snots.)
Can get boring.
Grading homework.

Jesus Camp? More like Hitler Youth.

Yes, that's exactly what I've said before.

Religious Salvation? These kids don't even understand what that truly means.

Maybe, but they're what, 10 years old?

"No more abortion." Do they even understand the whole side of the issue, or just the adults telling them "Abortion is where you kill an innocent baby."

They probably do and take the religious side, or you're right.

No gay marriage? These kids don't even understand normal love.

I doubt those people know where babies come from.

Warrior of God? More like fucking extremeist.

Yes, yes, yes!

Happy Birthday little bro.

You know what? I've heard something about Autism.
I may be wrong, but autistic kids have super super super hearing, and it drives them nuts.

Give him a cookie.

Ryan Stall (Think that's his name) From Who's Line is it Anyway?
Or Ty, that hyperactive idiot from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Simple
A: Wash your face
B: Use those cleaning solutions and creams
C: See a dermatologist.

A can treat extremely mild pimples, like bumps, and B is recommended.

A and B treat bigger, more noticable ones.

A, B, and C are needed for extremely HUGE ones that make your face look like cheese, or the moon.

DO NOT pop them. That could leave scarring, and if pus comes out, you must see a dermatologist.

Use Clean&Clear, because they're cheap and work well, and washing your face is part of their instructions. Use soap, too.
Go to a dermatologist near you if your pimples are HUGE. He/she can give you advice or even medication to stop them.

Don't go to a dermatologist for smaller pimples that can be treated by A and B. The dermatologist will give you the same advice.

For another thing you could use, get a bottle of Sodium Peroxide. That stuff is very, very strong, but it'll remove those pimples.

Hope this helps.

Here's the question about him.

Does it really matter if he's homosexual or straight?

Well, maybe Piconjo, no one likes him.
Or SBC, because everyone hates him.

Here's what you should do:

Start thinking before you talk, and don't do what other idiots on Newgrounds do.
"Rape her"? To your principal? Dude, think for yourself, because if you ask Newgrounds for help and actually take advice, you'll be in jail at best.

OMG, I beat chapter 3!
The boss battle! Good thing I'm just reading, not playing it.
OMG the sequel's out?

Wasabi, or horseradish.

I love them because they're so bitter, but I love the burning and it clears my sinuses right up.

But warning. Wasabi > Horseradish.

At 5/23/05 08:12 AM, Inglor wrote: No matter how much i try to think it over because of billions of people DO believe in god, I still can't understand how people can believe in god, no matter how much I think it over, I just can't see how it's possible for god to exist... please enlighten me,

That's it. We can't enlighten you.
In all my years of living, I have not seen any proof at all that G-d is real. I still believe. I do have doubts sometimes, but I guess you just have to be born believing... I've been to a religious preschool and studying religion since, so I guess I believe.
I'm not a religious fanatic, either.

if anyone is stupid enough to strangle him/her self should die. what would persuade someone to make themselves pass out?

I am sorry to say it, but people are stupid.
And I've seen (sadly) people try to get into that state. They said that they experienced some sort of high.
I've heard of this before, and seen it, and it is only for complete morons.

What if the mother is a 13 year old girl who was raped and impregnated? Should she give birth to it or abort it? Abort it. Do you know how fucked up that kids life would be? To have your father have been some 40 year old perv who raped a 13 year old and knocked her up? The kid would probablly fucking shoot himself!

So yeah, there you go. My opinion. Not trying to force it on anyone, just had to say it.

I agree completely.
Yay, I'm happy to know that not everyone on the BBS is an idiot.

No, it could happen.
If people got over racism, then yes.

Dumbass, it's you can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times IN HALF. You are stupid.

Here's one from my homework.
Simplify:

4(-9-x)-(5x)+7(5x+7)

Why would you want math homework anyways? I hate math; it's my worst subject.

At 9/18/06 09:33 PM, ElectroMagnetic wrote: What do you think your last words will be?
I'm still thinking about mine.

I'd like to have my last words be
naive and silly,
or I could say
"the meaning of life is.." and stall until I die.

At 9/18/06 08:56 PM, BballBud11 wrote: I HATE POKEMON SOOOO MUCH! But for some reason I cant get enough of the games! I plan on getting Blue Rescue team for DS. Does anyone out there got the same problem?

Kinda.
I despise the shows and everything else.
The games are cheesy, but okay.
PM me if you want Red, and Blue cheats (not firered)
like Glitch city
or MissingNo
ore unlimited items!
In plain english!

Well, it's more of Jews own Hollywood, but Asians are still smart.
I once went to this program for smart ppls, (I'm caucasian) and 2nd session there were 17 ppl in my class. 3 people including me were caucasian.
Indian
Korean
Chinese
everywhre. everyone was either
A: spoke no english
b: was bilingual.
so yeah, I think Jews are stereotyped as smart, but not as much.