1,920 Forum Posts by "Ranger2"
Lesbians are immense fun to be around, so full of life and not so stuck up like straight girls.
Yeah, I agree
We don't hate mexico, we're just sick of illegal immigrants coming and taking jobs.
Climbing over the border, doing illegal things like selling drugs, it's annoying and it's taking up space.
If you want to live here so badly, then do it legally
not only will you have insurance, there is no chance of you being booted back to mexico.
Exactly! At my school, even some girls are stereotypical.
Example: In gym, there's this one girl, (I won't say her name) she's about 4 ft tall and if any ball (whiffle, basket, base, don't make the "eew lolzorz she likes balls" she screams. The gym teacher always says "include the girls" but they don't include themselves. during hockey or flag football or kickball, they just stand there talking, and they scream if a ball goes near them. even when a ton of guys in the fitness center there were watching "America's most amazing videos" while riding the exercise bike, that girl (i mentioned earlier) insisted that we all watch "full house" because "it made her uneasy"
let me remind you that she's the same grade (8th) as me, and she wanted to watch FULL HOUSE. also there was loud radio music in the room and even though i was close to the tv i couldn't hear anything.
Next:
Woman demand equal rights, but they insist you pay, insist you get them stuff, insist you never hit them. ther are countless times when a girl hits a guy and whoevers in charge ignores it, but when a guy even taps a woman on the shoulder, she screams in pain and the guy gets in trouble.
You know what, if a girl loves sports and plays them well, she's a tomboy, who plays with guys and is respected as an athlete
If a guy sewed, cleaned, or cooked, he'd be called a homosexual.
If you saw a couple and you knew one of them beat the other, who would you think is the beater?
sexism sucks, and the women have it easy.
JOKE TIME
I even have this equation (not mine, i saw it once) proving women are problems.
To get a woman, you need time and money
Woman=Time x Money
Time is Money-Time = Money
Woman = Money squared (small 2 in the upper hand corner)
Money is the root of all problems ( square root over problems)
so money squared would equal problmes
women = (money squared=problems
women=problems.
I'd dig through the corpses to find the tape, then tap the walls for a hollow sound for the tv. I'd put on the helmet incase the room collapsed. When I'd find a hollow spot, I'd tear a hole in it adn find the tv. i'd play the video, and... I don't know.
My average was .227, which is really good.
my last one, whne the dot became big was 0.2
Haha
Best: Is there really a good way to die?
OOOH Yeah.
Worst: Dying from embarassment in a crowd after shitting yourself.
Best: Dyiing from old age and too much chocolate to fall into a happy sugar coma filled with dreams of more chocolate and ten you die peacefully
If the dog had AIDS, yes.
But please don't. That's inhumane, but the baby would be crazy!
I agree completely.
Not all black people are like that of course, but some just set a bad example.
For example, 50 cent keeps using the word n*gg*r, except he replaces the er with an a and snoop dogg, i think made it nizzle, which means the same thing. seriously.
it confuses me that people use that word when it's an insult.
and what is sad is that others follow the stereotype, glorifying drugs and other stuff.
i agree completely, and black stereotyping needs to stop
what about
MLK of course
Kofi Annan - leader of the UN
Condo Lizza Rice (i spell it right?)
other blacks are important, but many everywhere talk slang to everyone, dont attempt to get an education (which isn't WHite) and are just idiots.
Kudos to the blacks who went above peer pressure, but some are just pushing it even more.
What?! What about Chicago?
At 10/30/06 08:50 PM, ThisAliasIsCrappy wrote: Gay people should have all the right to be married and be called a marry couple just because u christians hate gays does not make it wrong
amen brother
but not all christians hate gays only some.
Please, gay marriage should be legal.
You know what? I do think homosexual sex is a bit unnatural. I'm entitled to my opinion
but who are we to say waht's natural and what's not?
And it's not like they're telling everyone that their sex is better.
how are they affecting YOU?
first it was the Jews being persecuted, then the blacks, then the east asians and eurasians and now gays.
People like you make this world a pathetic place
let people get married to their same sex if they want to.
Get some hard proof.
He'd dump you if you were wrong.
Always get proof he's cheating before you do anything.
If yes, he is, torture him.
Um, I'd be a SeatBelt sign on an airplane.
Mom left the house at 60 km/h to drive to Port Hardy. Half an hour later, you realize she has forgotten her purse and cell phone, and drive after her at 75 km/h. How long does it take you to catch up to her?
I'm guessing 60/75 of an hour...
6/7.5
12/15
15 = 1/4 of an hour
12x4= 48
I suck at math, (its my hardest subject) but i'd guess it would take you 48 minutes in theory to catch up to her... wait.
damn. its wrong.
Ima sue the paper company now, since that's what any American would do.
oh shut up, you wanker
Papercuts are annoying.
yes they are
In the harry potter movie or book, do the characters speak like real brits or stereotypical brits?
I also found a religious thingy in Harry Potter, and these idiots are crazy about it. I don't care but, here it is:
In the 1st movie (it suked) one of the guys is waving his wand and trying to turn his water into rum.
Isn't it like Jesus supposedly turning water into wine?
Yep, I'm an American, - unlucky
I never said i was unlucky
... why don't you try it mr american?
Well, if I want to get made fun of (no offense,) Americans don't say wanker, people wouldn't know what it meant probably, and it would just sound out of place.
At 11/2/06 04:31 PM, max42 wrote: it can mean 2 things.
1. You wank (jack off)
So it's calling you a masturbator?
Pieancosis
Your fingernails fall out, while your eyes shrivel up and fall out. Your tongue dies.
you die
Yep, I'm an American, and I keep hearing the British term "wanker" sp?
What does it mean exactly? I know it's an insult, but what exactly does it mean?
What is the difference between an elephant in tights and Spiderman dating Mario?
Your mom.
OMFG LOL! that was funny
not.
I just finished my math homework and solved a huge and hard equation on myself.
Whatever.
Um, is "Mein Kampf" in your school library?
Well, this halloween I'm going TOTing with my friends.
Here's one rejected idea for a costume:
A grim reaper with a big "Stop the Vietnam War!" sign.
I decided not to.
What's a bad idea for a halloween costume?
Santa?
Then go delete everything on the file and write something else, then save.
if you can't delete the file, delete what's on it instead, genius.
At 10/29/06 01:51 AM, PenOrMuffin wrote: I really do. I look at the bible that my grandfather gave me with a lot of pride. It's a piece of tradition that I can really look at and truly say that I'm proud to be a part of. It makes me feel connected to the universe and to the people around me.
Hooray! Congratulations, seriously.
God loves me, and he loves all of his children. I find a lot of comfort in this. I know that when times get tough, God is the one person I could turn to. I love Jesus, because I know that he went through so much pain for my sins. I wear a crucifix necklace everywhere I go. After the pledge of allegiance in class, I pray, because I do believe that prayer belongs in school.
Um, hopefully silently, if you're in a public school, because it's not allowed there. If it's a Christian school, go ahead.
I'm also proud to be an American, which is a Christian nation. "Under God" and "In God We Trust", along with "All Men Are Created Equal" shows that this country was founded on Christian principles. I know that so long as we trust in God, he will smile upon us. That is why we're the most powerful nation in the world.
Because we trust in G-d? I don't agree that the country was founded on Christian principles. Separation of Church and State? But believe what you want to believe.
You seem really optimistic and happy.
Have fun!
Go Bears!
10/29/06
Bears 41
49ers 10
At 10/28/06 08:02 AM, British-Moose wrote:
I think the mose useless super power would be:
Super ability to grow one short, unnoticable hair on your head
At 10/28/06 06:36 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote:
McDonalds - I don't eat it
KFC - I don't eat it
Burger King - I don't eat it
Wendy's - I don't eat it
Steak and Shake - That chicken sandwich thing and a double shake thingy
Chipotle - I don't eat it
Subway - Meatball Sandwich OR Teriyaki Chicken with Sweet Onion Sauce
Aunt Jemima's - There's a breakfast named after the syrup? I don't eat it, never heard of it
IHOP - I don't eat it
Denny's - I don't eat it
Blackie's - I don't eat it
At 10/28/06 09:20 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote: it probably is legal, most nes games are so old htta they are out of copyright, and as long as the owner of the site isn't making money off it, then its okay.
the owner? well, you don't need to pay for it.
it's free, but i'm not sure.
i even looked it up on wikipedia, and it said nothing about it being illegal.
please, i need a computer expert.
