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Best: Death of old age while looking at hot girls and eating chocolate.
Worst: an embarrassing way.

ADHD doesn't make you dumb, it just means that you have no attention span and lots of energy.

There's this kinda cake-brownie recipe that I was taught, I know it by heart and it's made from scratch, tastes like a fluffy cookie, but better.

Well, as in his website is free to all, no.
Life would go on, plus, he works on Newgrounds. It's his job.
If anything, I think he would be honored if we still went on Newgrounds after he died.

Umm usually on weekdays with school I sleep at around 10:30 and wake up about 6:45, but I don't get up 'till 7:00.

On weekends usually I'll have 1-2 nights of staying up until 2:00 am or so, then wake up at about 8:00, and then one night of sleeping at 11:00 or 12:00, following a wake-up of about 7:30-8:00.

Ooh, and 19 year olds are an exception?
Don't you have college homework to do? Oh wait, no you don't of course not, seeing as you're so dumb you dropped out of kindergarten and are making minimum wage at some crappy fast food restaurant.

The internet isn't safe, almost wherever you go. There have been plenty of 19+ year olds who have been suckered into seeing some old pedophile.
This is also easy for you to say.

Let's see... people age 18 can vote, drive, get a part time job, own enlist in the army, date, and be a good part of society. But G-d forbid they go online and go on a forum. Or Newgrounds, for example. Yes, the I Miss You Daddy Flash and the Mario's Adventure! games are just too much for those young minds to handle.
And there are tons of 14 year olds who go online for fun, and aren't suckered into crap.
You idiot. Oh yeah, you also said 18-, so I'm going with that.
Yes, you feel proud of yourself, don't you, making a biased and unsupported guess.

hear me

Say the name of the real movie, say the fake name you made up, and some jokes

Example:
Finding Nemo
Finding Emo

Marlin: Emo, your lucky fin is lucky because it's tiny and deformed!
Emo: Now it's even luckier! *slashes fin with knife* And luckier! *Slashes fin with knife*

Gil: Emo, you have to escape from this fish tank or Darla will kill you!
Emo: What's the point? Life sucks anyways.

Little Jellyfish: Emo's gonna touch the "butt!"
Little Seahorse: It's got a fine ass, too. Look at that thong!

Gil: Emo, you have to swim into the guts of this machine, throw a tiny little pebble into a fan that could give you another lucky fin, wait for the tank to get dirty, then we roll onto the street in plastic bags praying we don't get run over by cars, then go into the water and find a way to cut the bags before we run out of oxygen, then have no idea where to go and probably starve to death since most of us were born in stores and have no idea how to hunt. It's foolproof!

Jacques: Oui, have you found the Weapons of Mass Destruction yet, stupid American?

(Scene at Emo's bondage into tankhood.)

Blowerfish: Emo, newcomer of black and... more black, swim through this potentially dangerous thing of bubbles and then we will let you into the family. But be careful: the tank's volcano is set on "Kill this emo clownfish."

Tanked fish who loves bubbles: My bubbles! They're good stuff! Ooh!
Emo: Dude, stop getting high on the bubbles, or Flo will have to arrest you for S.U.I. (Swimming Under the Influence.)

Some of the jokes suck, but go ahead! Make a movie parody!

At 11/27/06 09:20 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: I need braces. How bad are they? They suck don't they!? Dont lie!!!

They're not that bad.
You get them from 1-2.5 years
they're annoying, and you get rubber bands, expanders, etc.
they only hurt if you bite after they're put on for a few days.
Brush your teeth well, and don't break the brackets. They hurt!

At 11/27/06 07:33 PM, Wheller wrote: what am i in? 1st grade?! my dad wants me to improve my hand writeing. newgrounds i need sigjestions on how to get out of it!

In 6th grade I had the worst handwriting ever.
um, yeah, you should work on your spelling.
Here is the correct sentences. Tons of typos you made

What am I in? 1st grade?! My dad wants me to improve my hand writing. Newgrounds, I need suggestions on how to get out of it!

I don't know, you should write better. Don't rush.

Uh, no. they're aren't a chick magnet.

Well, only a few of them don't load, but they work fine for me!
Read the interview on Wikipedia quote about the games
"they're dead accurate"
no extras or nothing
you can't save data, but it's not perfect.

I'm getting them out!
Today I got the brackets that wrap around the tooth out. You know, the back ones. It hurt a little to get them out, (my gums bled, but that's normal) but 4 teeth were unveiled! I saw them, and it turns out I brushed pretty good, no white scars or anything! I should take this antiseptic mouthwash, since my gums are a bit swollen, but they don't hurt, I can still eat hard food, and now the regular brackets that are seen will come out December 22nd .
Then it's my retainer for 6 months, then after that I only wear it at night for the rest of my life! It's been proven wearing a retainer for life keeps teeth straight.
I can't wait to get them off!
Sorry, please no flames, I'm just so happy. Look at my vNES post, the link works!

Yes, I got this from Newgrounds.
People, this is vNES.
It's free, legal, and no downloading.
You can play about 500 games, English, Japanese, Unliscenced, prototype, and miscellaneous.
It plays NES games only, but they are 100% accurate as if they were the real games.
Example: Super Mario Bros.
I just got into World -1, it has warp zones, exact pixels, sounds, etc.
The controls are:
Enter=Start
Ctrl= Select (sometimes)
Z=B
X=A
or the other way around, it says there.
I pray this works, the link.vNES link. Expierience the games! It probably doesn't work, so as backup, go to Wikipedia and search vNES. Go to external links and it should get you there.
It is the best site!

It could be an eating disorder, and/or a digestive problem.
Check your doctor.
The reason you're not fat:
You exercise, or you have a fast metabolism.

I've smoked... 0.0000000000000000
aka none ever.

amount I will smoke before I die:
0.0000000000000000000000
aka still none

I have nothing against the Japanese! I only realize this! Japanese are cool!

Have any of you realized that on Japanese commericals, they're a bit... loud and obnoxious?
Example:
For the Zelda Four Swords game in the U.S. it shows us playing the game and says that the game is awesome.

Japanese version: This guy yells out Four Swords Adventures in bad English (I understand, they speak Japanese) and it shows puppets of the four Links with the strings clearly seen above to control them. It plays a music from the game and shows them: Yelling and fighting over a Rupee. It shows them marching together with spears singing a song.
(No link found for this, I tried.)

Here's another one I can't explain.
This is truly a crazy commercial.

Here's mix of Fanta commercials!
go to

YouTube and search for "japanese commercialsI
I pray these links work. Tell me what you think
repeat: I do not have anything against the Japanese, I just think some of their commercials are a bit obnoxious.

either

hen tay
or hen teye

Comin' out of the blue
Look here it's Ranger2
The guy from from Juneau
He know where to go
Fag, you goin' so slow
I ain't even know...you.

Wait a minute, that is incorrect.
I know some French, and the french translation is incorrect. Grammar wise, it makes so sense.

Right: Voici un jus d'orange

Wrong( how he put it) jus d'orange voici un.

I'd wish for infinite wishes.
If I couldn't, then...

1: To be able to do the stunts like David Belle (google him)
2: To have whatever I want, when I want, legally and free.
3: Be able to be remembered in a good way as a hard worker after death.

Here's exactly what to do:
Send all your money to Ranger2.
Turn off your computer.
Crawl out from under your bed.
Open the windows.
And face the real world.

PETA either wouldn't exist, or be more out of control.
It would be brave to command your Pokemon to do something for you.
You can survive any gas attack as long as you keep coughing.
You wouldn't hear the voice-over that follows you at all-you'd ignore it.
It wouldn't be gay to say how much you love your Pikachu.
Team Rocket would upgrade from stealing Pokemon to armed bank robberies.
You couldn't swear-"darn it" is pushing it already!
You'd never, ever, never ever have to go to the bathroom. (Have any of you seen a cartoon character saying they have to go to the bathroom for other than comical purposes?)
Your Pokemon will still love you even if you stuff them into airtight balls and leave them there for hours.
Always start a battle in a dramatic pose.
Always congratulate your opponent after kicking their sorry ass.
When your Pokemon battles, shiny lights will become the background.
If your mouth becomes huge, or your eyes explode out of your head after an interjection, don't worry. It's natural.
If you're a Pokemon trainer, you can speak fluently in over 150 languages. (One for each type of Pokemon.)

Thank you, sk8ersich for the french translation. I didn't know you were fluent.
I'm not fluent, those sentences I just learned in French class.
96% A :)

At 11/24/06 11:01 AM, toxygen wrote: je ne t'aime pas.

What can I do to improve it then?

Yeah, you got scalded by water.
That's nothing, I once was putting a log on the fire and my hand touched the metal part... It was blistering like crazy, I had to put burn salve and all that crap on it.

By the way, this story is supposed to be British, even though I'm not. I say truck, defense, and watch CNN or ABC, not the BBC.

Okay, I'm making this up as I go.
Title: Marina Scone and the Attack of the Vegtable People

Marina, waking up in a hospital bed, groaned. "That bastard Carrot," she said. Marina had just been in a brawl with her arch nemesii, ( plural for nemesis?) the Vegtable People. A group that tarried not to making sure little kids ate healthy food, while they feasted on gourmet caramel creme, gateau au chocolat, and Cap'n Crunch.
The IV needle sinking deep into Marina's arm cost her no pain, although her skull felt like someone had stuffed a particularly large stone in there. It was from Cauliflower. Marina had almost sliced off Brocolli's stem, but Cauliflower had taken a large hammer and smashed it into her skull. That was what landed Marina in the hospital.
The nurse, Mrs. Cronley, waltzed into the room. "Here is your breakfast," she chirped happily.
Marina stared down into the powdered eggs, lukewarm hot chocolate, and bacon too burnt to even be legal. Flipping on the BBC, she listened to Dan Brown, the most stunningly bald and bird-like man. It was rumoured that his mother, father, and defence attourney were all Vegtable People, but Marina knew better than that. Before the fight, Marina had found out that it wasn't his defence attourney that was a Vegtable, it was his butler, Caterpillars, who was recently fired due to an infection of E-Coli in the spinach he had attempted to poison Brown with.
A knock was heard on the door, as well as "Un, Deux, Trois!"
Marina leaped out of bed, thrust the IV needle out of her arm, ready to fight.
The floor was knocked over as two men dressed in suits made out of moist toilletes jumped in, one with a machete in hand, another with a Barney doll.
"Tu as faim?" they asked, revealing a tray of sweets.
"Oui, j'ai faim," she replied, grabbing a toffee. "Combien coute?"
"Il coute trente-cinq euros." The men replied.
"Non!" Marina cried as she grabbed her gun and fired. (How she got a gun into a hospital room was unknown.
The two French men's faces were blasted into the hallways, into a lorry's wheel, but it didn't matter. The two French men's faces underneath were none other than....
"Carrot! Turnip! Voici un jus d'orange!" Marina cried, tossing the pitcher at them....

To be continued... Or make your own ending. PM me for the French translations. I will translate into anglais...(English)

People can belive what they want to believe.
I believe in the Big Bang, but if someone wants to believe that G-d made it, let them do it.

That sounds like a good idea, but just immoral.
What if others tried to get to the wall but it was too late?
Anyways, people would still sneak in after a wall was built, probably around the West Coast somehow.