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I, after much thinking, have realized why G-d wanted Abraham and his descendents to be circumsized.

If you're willing to slice off the foreskin of the organ that defines you as a man in the name of G-d, you're definitely loyal enough.

There is a website where you can download and watch South Park episodes for FREE. Not only are there all episodes from seasons 1-11 (it even has the Tourrettes one already) but there is also the movie, Jesus vs. Frosty, and much more.

Personally, I'd recommend against downloading the episodes, but you can simply watch full episodes. There aren't any pop-ups, the speed of it loading is pretty good, and the quality is pretty good.
It's like YouTube for South Park.

It is www.stansdad.com
Click here to get to the website.

So enjoy!

At 10/7/07 04:42 PM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: think about it. flamer originally meant flaming homosexual. and when you flame someone on the intenet, what are you doing? being one >:D

Hmm, that works.

No, more like a goth/emo.

I'm just confused at the word people.

I know that gay people say it a lot.

But WTF does it mean?

Hmm, this topic is a year old.

Yes, I'm back!

I seriously think it's stupid.

At 10/7/07 03:11 PM, Rague wrote: Nugget.
Does that make you a chicken?

No! It makes you Rague

If that's true, telekinesis would be #2 for me.
I'd want to be a shapeshifter.

Ok, you guys know my "Homecoming!" Thread earlier?
Well, first off, I'd like to say I'm not popular nor the geeky nerd. I'm in between.

I was at homecoming with my friends, and suddenly this group of girls comes up to us and asks if we want to dance. We said yes, and their dance was us holding their hips and moving from side to side, with our hips. It was kinda like sex standing up with our clothes on. I was terrible at it, so I thought "Hmm, I'll stop doing this."

Well, later there was this group of girls doing the dance in the line, and I jokinly said "I'll get in the middle." They took it seriuosly, and I did the dance perfectly!

But that's not it!

So one of the girls takes an interest in me and we start dancing alone. It was nice, and my friends were saying "Nice job!" to me. Then, of course, it was 9:45 and I had to leave early. We had one last dance and then we hugged. Then she kissed me like the french blisse, one on each cheek.
My first kiss... Great

My only regret was not getting her name. It didn't come up during dancing.

And the odd part was, was that I really wasn't looking forward to Homecoming.
Boy, if I had known...

Chase after him and demand payment.

Well, tonight's homecoming. I don't have a date but I'm going with a group of friends, so it should be ok. We're meetin' at the school, so hopefully I'll find them.

Is Homecoming only once a year usually? I'm a freshman so I'm not too sure.

I photoshopped him so much, look how ugly he looks cause of my photoshopping.

And I don't have photoshop!

Who the fuck cares about soccer? Let's play some football or baseball!

At 10/4/07 09:43 PM, Rascir wrote: Thats not as bad as me. While taking a math test, i saw i did a procedure wrong and i instantly thought of ctrl + z and for 5 seconds i was thinking how the fuck do i undo this.

That made me laugh out loud. I wish I could Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V writing on paper.

Corky-D's
Not really.

It's just that you never noticed it before.

It's the brain telling you that it says OMG , even though it meant 0 mg.

Nothing to worry about.
I know, I was just making a big deal out of it. I know it's not anything to know about.

I'm on the internet too much.
Last week I was going to buy a bag of popcorn, and it said 0 mg cholesterol, but I thought it said OMG Cholesterol.

I'm screwed.

It'll do no good. Once you kill a mod another head will pop up to take its place.

This is him, right?

Isn't it?

Taken from the news.

I need to explain this?
Ok, Orderly doesn't have a boner but I couldn't just draw one; that'd ruin the picture.

And yes, he's in love with old men.

Here is a secret picture depicting what really happened in the events of Zeebarf's well known game, Disorderly.

WIN!

I'm fasting for the same reason.

There's a break the fast for me at 5:00.
I've only had some water and orange juice today.

If it's severe go to a doctor, but here's what I'd recommend

Tissues/Cotton Balls
Tweezers
A small knife
Rubbing Alcohol
Bandages

Go and swab your arm with alcohol and tweeze out the stinger(s).
With the Tissues/Cotton Balls, squeeze the affected area and get as much puss out as you can. Wipe it off on the cotton balls. Continue to do so until there's ABSOLUTELY no puss.
Swab the entire area with rubbing alcohol again, and check for dirt, puss, or more stingers. If that's all done, go to the sink and wash off your arm with soap and water, then apply a bandage.

Yes, it's MS paint.

At 9/22/07 12:59 AM, hijackreaper wrote: what about having a REAL life? Tv shows and videogames are not that important.

I agree, when you said that "2008 Will Be Failure," I assumed you were talking about politics, the war, or anything else. An entire year can't be called a failure due to a game and tv shows.

This is completely dumb. I used to love Naruto, but not anymore. It's just a stereotyped thing, and that sayain island website is stupid and immature.
I had nothing better to do, so taking the test revealed I was Kakashi.

In some parts, yes. I loved it when I was 7 and occasionally i find an episode on youtube. It is poorly done in some parts, but you should see the banned episodes. Also in season 1 the music was good. After season 1 it's pure bullshit.

Well, tonight's Yom Kippur, so from sunset tonight to sunset tomorrow, I have to fast.
Damn. Why on a weekend?
If you guys feel like fasting too, come and join me.

Although, I have to admit.
Give it up for the Muslims! Ramadan is a MONTH of fasting while the sun is up. When it's down they eat, but still that means no lunch. Yom Kippur is a day.

Who wants to fast?

Wow, just the thing to brighten up a Friday afternoon. Some gospel from an extremist who believes that if someone is not the equivilant of Ned Flanders then they'll burn in hell.

I'm not even Christian. I don't give a damn.

At 8/19/07 02:53 PM, Kart-Man wrote: (don't be all lame and go MS Paint style or anything).

Now go make him funny again! :D

Oops.