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Hate her. I hate her and her right-wing views.
Damn her.

I am a firm believer in science and evolution, but I still want to see the Creation Museum in Kentucky. I want to see what is going through the idiots' heads who believe the garbage in there.

I don't mean to sound like a spoiled brat saying this, but...
First, I'm 15 and I enjoy MAD magazine. I haven't had a subscription for a while, so I asked my aunt and uncle for a new one for a year.

Christmas day, I open a gift the size of a magazine.
I think "Yes! I got a MAD subscription!"
No, I didn't.
They got me a year-long subscription to...

MADKids.
I mean, I didn't expect to get everything for Christmas, but don't my aunt and uncle know I'm 15, and too old for MADKids?
It's for 8 year olds!

Who uses them who's not handicapped?

Guilty as charged.

9/11 was not a myth! You people try to get attention by spamming a national tragedy.
People died during 9/11. You're mocking them.
Go die in a hole.

I guess it's hardwired into the brain "Ok, love boobies!"

Child services?

Both are good.
I like jumping over Koopas but pumping iron is good as well.

I really don't have a sport but I work out.

Teeth falling out in a dream means something.
Check a dream book or something.
I rarely have those dreams but I have had them before.

I'm not afraid of the dark,
however in the dark it's easier to imagine irrational fears, and it makes me uneasy.

At 12/21/07 10:11 PM, SpeedyPac wrote: Since your profile says you are an 18 male, I would suggest going to the ER ASAP.

That made me laugh.

Wow, a long time later.
I can't believe what I said before!
Boobs are great!

No.
I believe a muslim or a woman could be president, but there are so many idiots I doubt people would listen.

At 12/19/07 05:55 PM, Memorize wrote: Considering that everyone isn't of the same religion?

No.

But people should be free to pray where ever they wish unless they interrupt a class.

I agree. If someone wants to quietly say the Lord's Prayer or whatever, as long as the class is not disrupted and others aren't forced to say it, it's fine.
And yes, I'm against the 15 minutes of silence in schools.

I have two questions that I really do not know, and would like to get an answer of.
This is not anti-religion, this is a question.

In Christianity, people say that when Jesus was crucified, he "died for our sins" and "is the Savior, the Messiah."

Question 1: How did he die for "our sins"? I thought he was thought to be a menace by the Romans so he was killed.

Question 2: If Jesus was the Messiah why is there still strife, war, and unholiness in the world? Isn't the coming of the Messiah supposed to end that?

Again, I do not know the answers for these questions but if I asked them to anybody at school I'm pretty sure they'd be insulted (I live in a largely Christian area.)

Answer me, NG.

In biology we're learning about the effect of pollution, global warming, etc.
Today we learned about paper and how it's processed, etc.
Our assignment:
Write a 3 page essay why it's important not to waste paper.

Ironic?

I answered fairly
16

I'm a reform Jew.

It's because you're dying for you country, to protect it and defend it.
There's the honor.

Words straight from a KKK grand wizard.
What are you saying?
So if you believe in Jesus and kill 20 people you'll still go to heaven?
You are a sick sick little man.

At 12/14/07 11:16 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 12/14/07 11:14 PM, Ranger2 wrote: I teach sixth graders how to read Hebrew on Wednesdays - as volunteering

fuckin' jew

Sekhem, you're welcome to leave at any time. I insist.

Newgrounds, brag about yourselves with your greatest feats, but it must be true.

I am audio executive of a monthly TV show my school produces live.
I teach sixth graders how to read Hebrew on Wednesdays - as volunteering
I'm a Freshman who takes French II
In 8th grade I got straight A's all year round
I took the ACT multiple times
I filmed, directed, starred, and wrote my own movie.
I can do a Bird's Nest and Skin the Cat really easily on the rings.
I was sent to the conference team for track and field in 7th grade
I helped run a charity event to help premature babies

Beat that!

I used to swear like a sailor, but not anymore. I'm cutting back on swearing.
I'll say dang and crap, but not damn or shit anymore.
Swearing excessively is immature, I found out.

Of course, I won't be exempt from swearing under my breath or when I'm angry.

Does anybody have any music that gives them an energy rush?
A song that acts like a cup of coffee?
I have some songs that have that effect on me.

I'll keep that secret, it'd sound stupid if I told you what mine were.

Nah, my conscience really bugs me about stuff like this.

I'm not Christian, nor from any sect of it.

*turns off music*
A moment of silence for your friend. May he rest in peace.

I hope what you say isn't true, wanting to kill people who insist Buddhism is a religion.
Well, Buddhism takes off from Hinduism. Buddhism (my information may be inaccurate) does not concentrate on deities as much as Hinduism and focuses more on being a good person, and believes in an afterlife (by that I mean reincarnation.)
That's pretty much what religions focus on -someone to worship and an afterlife, with some "be a good person" rules.

Apparently, in some sects of Christianity pork is not eaten because its composition or something is similar to human flesh, which would be cannibalism.

This is what I was taught in class.
If that's true, how come during communion or whatever kids line up to "drink the blood and eat the flesh" of Jesus.
Wouldn't that be considered cannibalism, at least internally

Because no matter what, that wine and cracker are not turning into blood and flesh.

I don't know why... but when Benedict 16 was elected Pope... I had a gut feeling that he wouldn't be as good a pope as John Paul II
My gut was right.